Is it funny or mean that I call my boyfriend a decaying saltine cracker?

[pink_and_inlove]

Funny

Mean

[DeeDeeDeVour]

The word "decaying" sounds problematic.
The word "saltine" somehow implies old or aging.
The word "cracker" reminds me something (or someone) fragile.
Each of those words doesn't insinuate a compliment.
Put together, it's like adding insult to injury.

[pink_and_inlove]

He calls himself an old man and he calls himself white I just tell him this as a joke sometimes I’ve even called him my bush of broccoli just to weird him out lol

[pink_and_inlove]

I just play around calling him a cracker or just jokingly flip him off to see how he’ll react he knows that I’m joking though and he just attacks me with hugs

[DeeDeeDeVour]

:) Well, okay then. We'll chalk them up as "terms of endearment" between both of you. <3

[t-8900]

kinda funny though a bit long in the title. My friend used to call me the "slightly burnt cracker" or the "olive oil coated cracker". I'd call him a drunk marshmallow. Goddamn snow white princess P***ck! XD And we knew each other so well since we were 11 years old that YES we can say things like that to each other just cracking up and meaning nothing by it. He calls me me a W*P all the time too lmao

[Wiredone]

So he thinks it's mean but he is ok with it? You couldn't pick something else to call him? Personally, I think it's weird. No offense to you though.

[pink_and_inlove]

He just jokingly says that i’m mean lol

[pink_and_inlove]

I like calling him weird stuff just to disturb him 😂

[pink_and_inlove]

He just attacks me with hugs afterwards

[Wiredone]

As long as he is okay with it and doesn't mind I guess you can call him weird things. Lol

[kqueen]

is it an inside joke? what are you referring to? does he like it or dislike it?

[pink_and_inlove]

I just jokingly call him a cracker because he is like a white old man and he is white 😂 he’s okay with it I guess lol

[Guido]

If he doesn't like it then its rude. If he responds with a similar comment about you then it's fun. Only you know the answer.

[pink_and_inlove]

He’s fine with it 😂

[Zigzagwigwag]

If he is cool with it and finds it funny then its totally alright x

[Rachel794]

you mentioned he’s fine with it, so I would say cool

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Aww, that's cute and funny decaying saltine cracker I shall be.. LMAO

[Iron_Man]

It’s good to have a fun sense of humor in relationships

[boobliker]

A Devonshire farm labor has the AKA Shitkicker! is that ok? that will give you my take on it.

[Starman5]

this analogy is funny if you see his tired. this analogy may be insulting if there is no stagnation in it.

[Andres77]

How's he feel about it?

[pink_and_inlove]

He finds it mean lol

[Andres77]

He'll get over it.

[FilmGuy93]

Sounds kind of insulting, honestly...

[pink_and_inlove]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[pink_and_inlove]

It’s just a joke and he laughs about it too lol

[FilmGuy93]

As long as you guys are on the same page about it; that's what matters. Inside jokes are what makes romantic relationships fun

[Jamie05rhs]

Did you really say that? Omg. 😂

[pink_and_inlove]

Yes he just does this 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Jamie05rhs]

Lololol

[KellyKOO]

Does he find it funny?

[pink_and_inlove]

Lol he laughs and says that I’m so mean

[Shamiah02]

Depends if it bothers him.

[bannacookies]

Lol. That's very funny.

[MCheetah]

Ouch...

[pink_and_inlove]

It’s just an inside joke between us lol

[Twalli]

Funny to me, mean to him

[IronsKev]

Funny i'd find it funny anyway

[Pink2000]

I think it’s funny

[BillyBalls]

Choice C: Asinine!!!

[anylolone]

Depends.

[LegendaryIcon]

Not really

[MattSherman]

Not at all! I love to break hearts. It’s fun :-)