Is it funny or mean that I call my boyfriend a decaying saltine cracker?

pink_and_inlove

Yoda Age: 22

Is it funny or mean that I call my boyfriend a decaying saltine cracker?

Select gender and age to cast your vote:

Post Opinion

25 Opinion

4 likes

Superb Opinion

DeeDeeDeVour Follow
Master Age: 52 , mho 40%

+1 y
908 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

The word "decaying" sounds problematic.
The word "saltine" somehow implies old or aging.
The word "cracker" reminds me something (or someone) fragile.
Each of those words doesn't insinuate a compliment.
Put together, it's like adding insult to injury.

1

3 Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  He calls himself an old man and he calls himself white I just tell him this as a joke sometimes I’ve even called him my bush of broccoli just to weird him out lol
  
  Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  I just play around calling him a cracker or just jokingly flip him off to see how he’ll react he knows that I’m joking though and he just attacks me with hugs
  
  Reply
- DeeDeeDeVour
  
  +1 y
  :) Well, okay then. We'll chalk them up as "terms of endearment" between both of you. <3
  
  Reply

Most Helpful Opinions

t-8900 Follow
Yoda Age: 34

+1 y

kinda funny though a bit long in the title. My friend used to call me the "slightly burnt cracker" or the "olive oil coated cracker". I'd call him a drunk marshmallow. Goddamn snow white princess P***ck! XD And we knew each other so well since we were 11 years old that YES we can say things like that to each other just cracking up and meaning nothing by it. He calls me me a W*P all the time too lmao

2

0 Reply

Wiredone Follow
Guru Age: 55

+1 y

So he thinks it's mean but he is ok with it? You couldn't pick something else to call him? Personally, I think it's weird. No offense to you though.

1

4 Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  He just jokingly says that i’m mean lol
  
  Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  I like calling him weird stuff just to disturb him 😂
  
  Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  He just attacks me with hugs afterwards
  
  Reply
- Wiredone
  
  +1 y
  As long as he is okay with it and doesn't mind I guess you can call him weird things. Lol
  
  Reply

kqueen Follow
Xper 5 Age: 23 , mho 49%

+1 y

is it an inside joke? what are you referring to? does he like it or dislike it?

1

1 Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  I just jokingly call him a cracker because he is like a white old man and he is white 😂 he’s okay with it I guess lol
  
  Reply

What Girls & Guys Said

Opinion

Guido Follow
Yoda Age: 64

+1 y

If he doesn't like it then its rude. If he responds with a similar comment about you then it's fun. Only you know the answer.

1

1 Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  He’s fine with it 😂
  
  Reply
Zigzagwigwag Follow
Xper 5 Age: 20 , mho 52%

+1 y

If he is cool with it and finds it funny then its totally alright x

1

0 Reply
Rachel794 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 30 , mho 31%

+1 y

you mentioned he’s fine with it, so I would say cool

1

0 Reply
GoodGuyBreakingBad Follow
Master Age: 56

+1 y
1.5K opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Aww, that's cute and funny decaying saltine cracker I shall be.. LMAO

2

0 Reply
u
Iron_Man Follow
Master Age: 44

+1 y
5.5K opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

It’s good to have a fun sense of humor in relationships

1

0 Reply
boobliker Follow
Guru Age: 68

+1 y
406 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

A Devonshire farm labor has the AKA Shitkicker! is that ok? that will give you my take on it.

1

0 Reply
Starman5 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 23

+1 y

this analogy is funny if you see his tired. this analogy may be insulting if there is no stagnation in it.

1

0 Reply
Andres77 Follow
Master Age: 47

+1 y
404 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

How's he feel about it?

2

2 Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  He finds it mean lol
  
  Reply
- Andres77
  
  +1 y
  He'll get over it.
  
  Reply
FilmGuy93 Follow
Guru Age: 31

+1 y

Sounds kind of insulting, honestly...

1

3 Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
  
  Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  It’s just a joke and he laughs about it too lol
  
  Reply
- FilmGuy93
  
  +1 y
  As long as you guys are on the same page about it; that's what matters. Inside jokes are what makes romantic relationships fun
  
  Reply
Jamie05rhs Follow
Master Age: 37

+1 y
831 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Did you really say that? Omg. 😂

1

2 Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  Yes he just does this 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
  
  Reply
- Jamie05rhs
  
  +1 y
  Lololol
  
  Reply
KellyKOO Follow
Xper 6 Age: 19

+1 y

Does he find it funny?

1

1 Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  Lol he laughs and says that I’m so mean
  
  Reply
bannacookies Follow
Guru Age: 26

+1 y
301 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Lol. That's very funny.

2

0 Reply
MCheetah Follow
Master Age: 37 , mho 45%

+1 y

Ouch...

1

1 Reply
- pink_and_inlove
  
  +1 y
  It’s just an inside joke between us lol
  
  Reply
Shamiah02 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 22

+1 y

Depends if it bothers him.

1

0 Reply
Twalli Follow
Master Age: 32

+1 y
398 opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

Funny to me, mean to him

2

0 Reply
IronsKev Follow
Xper 5 Age: 45

+1 y

Funny i'd find it funny anyway

1

0 Reply
Pink2000 Follow
Master Age: 23

+1 y
1.5K opinions shared on Girl's Behavior topic.

I think it’s funny

1

0 Reply
BillyBalls Follow
Xper 7 Age: 23

+1 y

Choice C: Asinine!!!

2

0 Reply
anylolone Follow
Yoda Age: 44

+1 y

Depends.

1

0 Reply
LegendaryIcon Follow
Yoda Age: 35

+1 y

Not really

1

0 Reply
Show More (1)

Home > Girl's Behavior > Polls > Is it funny or mean that I call my boyfriend a decaying saltine cracker?

Is it funny or mean that I call my boyfriend a decaying saltine cracker?

Most Helpful Opinions

What Girls & Guys Said

We're glad to see you liked this post.