How would you feel if your girlfriend texted you this pt.3?

[pink_and_inlove]

So your girlfriend has been having bad stomach pains lately and she texts you “Yesterday my stomach was so bad that I farted in front of my brother 😂 I just couldn’t stop farting 😂😂 and I don’t usually fart in front of people but my stomach was killing me so I was like fuck it lol I didn’t have diarrhea or anything but I was gassy as hell I was trying to stay away from everyone 😂😂 for that reason lol And my farts sounded like claps or someone shooting bullets“ my poor boyfriend man 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

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+1 y

He responded back with “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rewind a year ago, no way in hell would you share that with me Lol I love you so much

[ZackBan]

He should definitely break up with you over this.
How dare you fart like a normal human being.
And on top of that how dare you feel so comfortable telling him all about it, one would think you've been dating for over a year now 😤

[pink_and_inlove]

Lmao 😂

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Omg LMAO I know some of them farts can make you shit your pants I had that happen one day at our local grocery store and I went into their bathroom had to finish with the diarrhea and cleaned myself up but thank goodness the store was close to home yes it was horrible cause I have bowel issues some from nerves

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thanks For Most Helpful Guy :)

[420Rachel]

I tell my man about all of my bowel habits. He thinks it's both gross and hilarious 🤣

[Beatrice1865]

I text my boyfriend about my farts all the time. It’s not that weird

[t-8900]

i'd been like girl, TMI lmfao. and also w/e you ate, eat it far, far away from me and give me or rather you a 48 window to clear that. XD

[dolemite89]

if he can tolerate texts like that u should marry him 🤣

[pink_and_inlove]

I was already planning too 🤣

[dolemite89]

i don’t care if a girl farts around me but this is just too much 😂

[Kontrvnote]

It would definitely make me laugh. It shows that you've got a sense of humor and you're comfortable with being open.

[beebella]

The first sentence would've sufficed. Everything else after that is just tmi. Lmao

[Wiredone]

I would have told her to take some anti gas medicine.

[loveslongnails]

If I was 20, I might think it was funny. At my age, it's TMI, and I'd wonder if she was ill.

[slatyb]

I would suggest she see a doctor.

[livingnightmare]

nobody wanna hear about your farts

[BillyBalls]

Sound like she's full of sheet!!!