I want to enlist and seduce girls but I don't want to go to war?

[Titttybear]

So if i become a soldier i think many girls will like me. Becoz they will think i'm couragous and brave but i'm scared if i go to war i might be killed. What should i do?

[Anonymous]

First, no one will think that. Literally no one.

As for what to do: actually work on being brave and courageous instead of just pretending. Then realize that most people don't care about that in the first place, and then switch to becoming more confident and charming, which are actually important traits in attracting people.

[Titttybear]

No? Girls are superficious!

[horatiohornblower]

Most positions in the military aren’t combat. Go for some role in supply, mechanical, post office, MP, cooking, clerical, IT, &c.

[slatyb]

That’s a horrible reason for entering military service, and it probably won’t work. Don’t do it. Do literally anything else.

[LordOfThePines]

Get a spine or find a safer line of work.