Ladies can you describe what your version of a “simp” is?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

90% of the guys on this site are Simps.

"Why do guys think I'm fat and ugly?"

That question would draw in the Simps like crazy.

Simp = Simpleton

When she needs help moving, she calls in the Simps.
When she needs a ride to the airport, she calls a Simp
When she needs help painting, she calls in the Simps.

When she wants to fuck, she will be calling the guy that refused to do the previous three things. Women LOVE Simps, because that's why they don't need to bring money to bars. My cousin went downtown, and it was cold. She was at an outdoor taco stand.
She is pretty, so lots of Simps offered to give her their coats. Not loan, GIVE.
A Simp thinks being a Simp will score them points. Nope. If you're lucky, you might get to be in the back of the line in the friend zone.

[dustybiker]

Betting this is a bait and hate question. Pushing the ‘get the ban started button’.

It’s used by brainwashed males who believe extreme masculinity is a natural, and any male who isn’t is foolish (to put it nicely), in their mind. It’s a word over-used, like many others, that eventually it gets blown so out of proportion it no longer holds weight. Not that this one ever did.

It just means “a foolish person” as the definition states, in my mind. Which also in my mind is really pot/kettle in this context.

[Ms_Facesitter]

The picture explains it well. If you like feet that's your thing, no problem with that. But a guy who you can wrap around your finger, you don't even have to be shy about it, you can do anything you want him with him and he'll just say yes, not one bit of protest, even if it's obviously not in his best interest to do so, but he doesn't care, so he basically becomes a doormat. That is a simp.

[Snsl153]

Anyone, whether male or female, who allows others to walk all over them (metaphorically speaking, and not like in the photo) in the hope, the expectation that maybe, at some point in the future, they'll get something valuable in return, is a simp.