She’s 39, too old to get preggers right?

[OddBeMe]

Unloaded a few times before she told me she stopped taking the pill…the little minks.

Yeah you’re good

You’re fcked

[BasedBaeBecca]

Women are still capable of getting pregnant even up to the age of 50, so it's definitely possible for a 39-year-old woman to get pregnant. However, the likelihood of conception might be lower as a woman's fertility decreases with age. If the pregnancy was not planned, you should consider speaking to the woman in question to see if she is willing or planning on continuing with the pregnancy. Make sure to discuss your concerns and explore available options, depending on your situation and preferences.

[Screenwriter]

It's VERY COMMON for women in the middle OF MENOPAUSE to get pregnant. As long as some vestige of a period is occurring, an egg is being released. A woman has to be completely period free for TWO YEARS to have completed menopause and to not be able to get pregnant. That is highly unlikely at 39.

[OddBeMe]

@Screenwriter my wife’s period will vex me til the end of time. I’ll get her pregnant just to fck with her. lol.

[Screenwriter]

As long as women have not gone through menopause, they can get pregnant. Most women don't finish menopause until age 50. You should wear a condom if you don't want to be a father. It took me two months to become pregnant after I stopped taking the pill at age 39.

[OddBeMe]

I like it raw and won’t get snipped. Anything else is on her. She gets preggers I’m out of the country.

[Screenwriter]

Dude, be responsible. It's not only about how you LIKE it. It's about pregnancy prevention. It should not only be the woman's responsibility. If a child is born of your sperm because of how "you like" sex, then you should be prepared to like paying child support for the next 18 years.

If you don't pay child support because of not buying and using a $1.25 condom, you have slid into "deadbeat dad" territory. You are nearly 40. I know you know it's not all "on her."

If you want to have it raw all the time, pay a professional who knows how to protect herself as part of her job. That, at least, is fair.

[OddBeMe]

Chuckles I’m kidding. This is mostly trolling. We use VCF or whatevs. Had to buy that and gummy worms for her at midnight last week. CVS clerks…

[razelove]

Raise that down's baby like it's your own man. I recommend becoming a connoisseur of fine beer. If you're going to creampie women who may or may not be on birth control, while not wanting to have consequences, give a fake name.

Menopause typically happens between 45-55, so no dice there. Be ready to drive her to all the weekly check-ups for an advanced age pregnancy lol

[OddBeMe]

It is a good feeling. How can we break this addiction to cream pies?

[Screenwriter]

Cream pie with 56 year olds. Just about completely safe!

[OddBeMe]

@Screenwriter been there.

[razelove]

You don't break the addiction, not in the slightest, and correction, it isn't a great feeling, it's the best feeling. Also why I won't get a vasectomy, making babies is awesome.

[richardcory]

Causing someone to become a parent by deception is a vile act. It harms them and what becomes an unwanted child. The laws may vary by location but to me its comparable to rape.

I would view any attempt to do that as an unforgivable offense.

[Anonymous]

I don’t think you’re serious, but in cse you are then no. 39 is not too late to be able to get pregnant for most women. There’s 82% chance she’d get pregnant within a year of unprotected sex. For reference that chance is 92% for women 19-26 years old, 87% for women 27-29 och 86% for women 30-34. So it’s lower at 39 than at a younger age but not really by that much and if you don’t want kids (by her) then don’t have sex or make sure you use protection.

[OddBeMe]

I’m sort of serious. We’ve been together for 15 years so she’s pretty in tune with her body. But I can’t…can’t have a child. And I also can’t get snipped. So it’s all on her. As it should be.

Lol

[Twalli]

How can you not get a vasectomy?

[OddBeMe]

@Twalli I need my sperm. So it’s all on her. If she gets preggers I’m flying to Uganda to live with Obamas dad. Lol

[Twalli]

Why do you need it?

[Screenwriter]

Ho ho ho! "Within a year." How about within two months. That was how MY ovaries rolled!! And don't forget about the higher incidence of multiple births the older a woman is. Body says, "We've got to get all these eggs fertilized in a hurry!" And multiple eggs are sent out where one ordinarily was. Twins!!

[GOLDFISH_smile]

Unless she's already had menopause or was already unable to get pregnant for whatever reason, she can still get pregnant at 39 yes. And from what I hear 39 would be quite young to have menopause. So that's not really "little mink" behavior that's like up there with "rape by deception" actually. That's a really fucked up thing to do to try and trick someone into having a child with you..

[Apple1996]

No that's still young. My mother in law got pregnant at 39 even tho she was literally a grandma at the time 😂

[Jonnyanalog]

Perhaps you need to rethink your situation. If you aren’t ready for kids or don’t want them then maybe you should stop screwing this woman or any women and keep it in your pants.
Any idiot can make a baby. It takes a man to be a father.

[OddBeMe]

You know, I don’t push logic onto other people on this site.

Wait yes I do. I just had a taste of my own medicine and I hate it…

[Nikki1989]

After the age of 30, the chances of pregnancy declines by about 3% each year, but 3% is not much, right?

[OddBeMe]

That’s 29% less likely at age 39. And she’s a constant bitch. That has to play into it, right? Not hospitable womb, I can guess. Lol

[Screenwriter]

So, these stats say my fertility had declined 27% at age 39, or was at 73% when I got pregnant two months after stopping use of birth control. Maybe some of us are more fertile than the averages cited in statistics. Gotta watch for outliers!!!

[ShesRad80]

not at all to old, sh*t happens

[OddBeMe]

Damn you. But I love that gif.

[ShesRad80]

🤣🤣🤣💕

[BrookeS]

@shesrad80 my parents had me when they were 43

[OddBeMe]

@BrookeS what was that child hood like? Graduating HS when they 65?

[ShesRad80]

@BrookeS i was a later in life kid too💕

[Fireguy17]

Not necessarily.
Every once in a while you hear about someone that age or older being pregnant.
Just go get snipped.
It isn't that bad.
Save some of your swimmers if you feel the need for more kids.

[OddBeMe]

But I don’t wanna get snipped…(frowns)

[Fireguy17]

then wrap that rascal or start a collage fund.
all it takes is 1 strong swimmer dad.

[Screenwriter]

What is the problem about getting sterilized if you don't want children? I know men who've done it. Doesn't compromise their ability to have wonderful orgasms. But prevents children at about a 99% rate. There have been reconnections. Life will find a way: Jeff Goldblum--Jurassic Park.

[Drumlin2001]

Met my OH when she was 40. We now have 2 beautiful kids

[OddBeMe]

Hey that’s actually really heartening! Good for you guys.

[EmmaMary]

Congratulations on your possible impending Fatherhood.

[OddBeMe]

I curse you and your spawn for the next hundred years!

[EmmaMary]

That's most consoling to know... Thank you.

[menina]

She can still get pregnant. My sister was 39 when my nephew was born.

[OddBeMe]

Fuuuucccckkkk. Can I abort the baby after its cute and before the idiot teen phase?

[menina]

That's up to you and her.

[Screenwriter]

Sad to tell you, in legal parlance that qualifies as "murder," and, in most cases, a lifetime in prison. Child murder is considered particularly heinous, no matter how goofy looking or how many pimples the adolescent has. Good luck.

[Anonymous]

Any woman that told me that proves she isn't to be trusted, is not girlfriend / wife / any material and would be left asap. She's still a possible pregnancy.

[OddBeMe]

You can’t trust these minxes. But I can’t resist minxes. I love those scheming bitches.

[Opinion Owner]

That may be so but I guarantee none of them are worth 18 years child support payments...

[Screenwriter]

It appears you will be saddled with far more than an unwanted offspring. "Scheming bitches" take your money, your car, your house and usually get alimony, then farm your baby off to her mother or YOUR mother, if the child is particularly cute and gifted.

Then she moves to Hawaii and is serviced by Cabana boys after SHE gets snipped. And she asks for and gets MORE alimony because of the high cost of living.

You need to find nicer women.

[Stoner710]

No it’s not once she goes through menopause that’s when it’s too late

[OddBeMe]

Dammit!

[Stoner710]

They’re adoption if you don’t want the kid. There I believe 36 couples wanting to adopt a child for every 1 child. Adoption needs to be free in the united state. I get going through the legal shit but you shouldn’t have to pay 20 grand on top of it

[Screenwriter]

Not "GOES THROUGH." FINISHES. Women are still fertile while going through menopause. Not HIGHLY fertile. But still fertile. Don't be fooled. Biological destiny has the force with it.

[Stoner710]

@Screenwriter I did not know that actually, I knew if they haven’t gone through menopause women can still get pregnant. I also know men can’t get pregnant

[Screenwriter]

Biological men cannot get pregnant, but trans men can because they have uteruses. Unless they have them removed, which could be possible. But remember, "gone through" or "going through" does not mean two years of no periods. TWO SOLID YEARS of no periods. And actually, if a woman takes female hormones AFTER MENOPAUSE she can still carry a pregnancy to term. I don't know how often this has been done, but I 've heard of it at least once. The hormones will revive the equipment if menopause has been recent... 66 year old woman carried a baby to term for her daughter because daughter had cancer or something...

[Screenwriter]

Human body is wild! Life will find a way... Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.

[Stoner710]

@Screenwriter trans men are women. Only women can get pregnant. I feel sorry for women who think they are men they do need mental help not gender, denying care. Go watch some videos of Scott Nugent. She was 40 years old when she “transitioned” but she regretted all the surgeries she received and she knows she’s not a man https://youtu.be/TBOKeaiSMxI

And that’s interesting I know there’s in vitro fertilization I didn’t know women should still give birth that’s cool

[Screenwriter]

Those who regret transitioning are a minority. I never said trans men are not biological women. They are. But mentally, they feel they are in the wrong body and are women. The majority of these people seem to benefit from therapy and transitioning. Less than 5% of trans people regret transitioning.

[Screenwriter]

Sorry and believe they are MEN.

[Stoner710]

@Screenwriter you’re good but ima try to change your mind here. Are you familiar with the concept of gnostic Dualism? is a very ancient religion.

[Screenwriter]

I'd need a college semester to study all that Manicheanism and the basis of the good and evil, end times in Zoroastrinism lordy! But seems it's about the duality of good and evil. Monotheistic but the big thing is about direct exp of the divine through spirituality. That's about as much as I can grasp in 15 minutes of reading. It dives pretty deep. But what does this have to do with trans people.

And I'm not saying that I don't think the whole trans thing is odd. It is. And I have suspicions that some percentage of trans people are actually gay and can't acknowledge it. These might be the regretful transitioners. But psychiatrists are heavily persuaded to believe there are actually body/mind dysmorphic males and females who benefit from using chemicals/hormones to alter their physical and mental makeups.

I cannot imagine hating my body or my physical sex, so this is completely foreign to me. If I were a psychiatrist who was serving this community, I wonder how my opinion might be altered... I've never known a trans person, either.

[OddBeMe]

@Screenwriter screenwriter for sure. We know are own kind.

[Screenwriter]

36 couples want to adopt BABIES and most of those couples want to adopt Caucasian babies, not black or mixed race babies. The 20 grand is for private adoptions. It's likely twice that for foreign babies from China or Russia or Eastern bloc countries. There are far more older children languishing in foster care that never get adopted and are spit out of the system at 21 after living with several foster families with widely differing care levels, These kids don't have a good start in life and have shaky to no safety nets. They are not set up to succeed in any way shape or form.

[OddBeMe]

@Screenwriter so your selling I should sell my babies…

[Screenwriter]

I don't think anyone should sell babies. I think people should use birth control and if it fails have the option of abortion.

No one should be forced to carry a baby to term in order to give it up for someone else, or the state, to raise. If a woman doesn't want a child, abortion should be the last-ditch option. It's not a pleasant option. But since women are the ones whose lives are more heavily impacted by childbearing, it should be their choice. All this rolling back of abortion availability is about curtailing women's body autonomy, something men have and still have because they'll never be tethered to children the way women are, or forced to have one because of draconian laws that punish women who are sexually active, but NEVER punish men for the same activity. ...

[Stoner710]

@Screenwriter a lot to unpack here. Sorry if I go through to post.

Gnostic dualism is the basic idea that duality exists, and the soul is separate from the body. This is why you get people identifying as a cat, for example. This is linked to transgender ism, because it is the basic belief that because the soul and body are separate entities that a man can be born with a woman’s soul, where the Christian doctrine believes that the soul and body are two different things, but there is a soil that is conducive to who we are as men and women there is no separation. Beyond that it’s bad science it’s like saying that in order to fix seizures, you take a nice pick to somebody’s brain, a. k. a. a lobotomy.

As far as the whole abortion thing, abortion should just be illegal except for the option of the life and death of the mother if the baby is going to kill the mother, you obviously abort so if a 12 year old is raped and gets pregnant. That’s when you can abort but that’s a very very rare circumstance.

Also, this is where you should be loving Amy Coney Barrett because she adopted two black boys and people called her racist because she adopted two black boys after giving birth to five of her own, by the way by the loft lights to call her a handmaiden. Abortion is wrong on so many levels. You don’t have the right to kill somebody just because it’s inconvenient for you. There are a lot of people who are inconvenient for me to have continue living, but I don’t kill them for an example. My adopted parents are still alive, and it would be inconvenient for me For money to go to my brother and sister who my dad adopted because both of them are bi racial and he’s not so all of my dad’s kids are adopted.

[Stoner710]

Women are the gate keepers to sex if women do not want to have a child with the man she is dating or a man she is drinking with had a bar and has never met before she shouldn’t have sex with him. She should insist upon marriage until the gates are open. Meaning her legs.

Men are the gate keepers to relationships. It is our job as men to start the conversation and hopefully have a relationship with the one we are interested in. It is up to women to keep their legs closed or those gates closed and not have sex with him until she is married to him if she doesn’t want to have kids with him. She should not open her legs to him and she should probably not be in a relationship with that dude in the first place.

[OddBeMe]

@Screenwriter you forget my Jedi powers of pre-abortion abortion.

[Stoner710]

Oddbeme wtf lol. What’s funny is I disagree with most of the Jedi and Sith. I agree with the gray Jedi

[OddBeMe]

@Stoner710 You’re too serious about a bean sized fetus.

[Avicenna]

LMAO, Odd. No, 39 is not too old to get pregnant- I've gotten women older than that pregnant as well as a 38 year old.

[Sasha0426]

How many kids do you have right now?

[Avicenna]

@Sasha0426: Four

[Sasha0426]

From different women?

[Avicenna]

@Sasha0426: Yes, from two different women

[Sasha0426]

And you’re ok with your situation?

[Avicenna]

@Sasha0426: Well, it is what it is. I love my kids.

[OddBeMe]

I’m not talking rape, Avi. I’m not a prick.

[Avicenna]

Now, Odd, we are just having fun here pretending that an eunuch Elephant Man like you could actually get a woman pregnant. Kind of like how you leftists pretend a man can get pregnant and breastfeed.

I guess you also think being descended from slaveowners and overseers that raped a lot of women makes you an expert on rape. Maybe you inherited some rape genes from your slaveholding ancestors and you're pathologically obsessed with rape. Sounds like an interesting possible doctoral dissertation topic.

[Screenwriter]

I wanna read it!!!

[goaded]

There are several women in my family who had children in their 40s.

[OddBeMe]

Yeah but you aryans are fertile as fck. Right? I mean she’s Paraguayan, so not really Mexican. But I guess still Latina and they breed like rabbits.

And she’s up next for twins in her family. fuuuuuccccckkkkk

[Avicenna]

Damn, Odd, how much racism can you put in a single post?

[Screenwriter]

You dont wanna mess with "twins in the family" women. And later you have sex, more likely fraternals show up...

[goaded]

I hope you're not in Louisiana.

"The 45-year-old woman said she realized she was five weeks pregnant in a state with a ban on essentially all abortions.

"It was probably one of the hardest things I've had to go through, from the moment of discovering that I was pregnant at age 45 to actually having to have to take time off work, travel across the country, do a meeting with a doctor, and then take the pills and then skedaddle back home and then go to work like nothing had happened," Victoria recalled. "
crooksandliars.com/.../45-year-old-louisiana-woman-forced-travel

[Screenwriter]

I am in New Orleans. I find it odd that men want to control women having children that aren't THEIR children. I will never understand it.

[OddBeMe]

They think 5 week fetuses have souls. No other reason.

[goaded]

They think unimplanted fertilised ova have souls.

[OddBeMe]

Yet sperm from jerking off is too far. Because they like it.

[msc545]

You may be in trouble. She is not too old at all.

[OddBeMe]

Fuuuuccccckkkkk

I just love scheming minxes.

[msc545]

Start thinking about DNA testing. It's cheap and if it isn't you - you are usually protected. Think lawyer too.

[Jazzy54]

No. My mom got pregnant at 40 with my sister. Until a woman stops having her menstrual cycle (mid 40s-early 50s), there’s always a chance of pregnancy when she has sex.

[douride2]

You should have put a sheath on that snake.

[OddBeMe]

Can’t contain the beast, lady.

[Screenwriter]

You can, You dont want to... You WANT to be a father, Your tiny lizard brain is telling you this... You simply can't acknowledge this with your frontal lobes. They clearly are not in charge. Otherwise, you would've been sterilized if you were seriously anti child.

[shortster]

40 is when it starts to be less likely to have a successful pregnancy. But most women are able to get pregnant after 40.

[OddBeMe]

Shit. And she’s Latina. They breed like rabbits. Fckin anchor babies.

[shortster]

Now she's going to want you to marry her.

[Avicenna]

They won't get past the green card screening. She's illegal and he's broke.

[OddBeMe]

@Avicenna ahh, care to ask me another rape question? Fckin freak.

[OddBeMe]

@shortster I locked that mouth down years ago. Shorty.

[shortster]

@OddBeMe I don't know what that means?

[OddBeMe]

I don’t know. Girls say they “lock down the tongue” when he gives good oral… lol

[Screenwriter]

Clearly a Catholic.. I can smell her catholicism, as I am one too. We all know each other in the blood.

[OddBeMe]

@Screenwriter good nose. Love defiling, although not sure I changed her much…

[LiamJHayden]

Well my mom was almost 45 when I was born so... ummm...

[OddBeMe]

Fuck. How was that childhood?

[LiamJHayden]

Greeat. I was an only child. The only thing that sucked was my mom dying when I was 16 (pancreatic cancer) and my dad when I was 19 (aneurysm).

[May1787]

You can get pregnant until menopause is over. I doubt she’s gone through menopause. Is the likelihood less than in her 20s, sure, but still possible.

[nolabels]

My grandma had her 8th kid at age 50.

My wife was impregnated with our son at 39.

Good luck to ya.

[Screenwriter]

I was a 39 mom, My son has been a blessing. Musician, great sense of humor, good looking man with loads of great male friends. Has a little work to do with women and I'm trying to guide him as gently as possible. Has beautiful long hair and built lean and muscular like his granddad. His not rich ism may mean he'll have to look harder for a genuine woman who loves him for who he is and who has a well paying career. I'm all for that. Got to support each other.

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Nope, she’s got AT LEAST 7-8 more years for getting pregnant.

[Screenwriter]

I finished menopause at 52. I know a woman who had twins at 54. There are SO MANY permutations. There is no need for sperm unless you want children. If you are sterilized it does not impact your sexual functioning AT ALL. But it relieves your anxiety permanently.

[OddBeMe]

@Screenwriter can’t get hard if I can’t impreg. You wouldn’t understand. :)

[Screenwriter]

I know you know this isn't true. You might have some odd fetish about this, but you're operating under a fallacy. Lots of guys get perfectly erect and happily orgasmic shooting blanks. Because they're done with worrying about impregnating someone. Freedom. Same is true for women who have tubes tied and don't need to use any kind of birth control anymore.

[OddBeMe]

@Screenwriter I know. But they have to cut open my balls!

[Screenwriter]

They snip the vas deferens, the tubes that allow sperm to flow out of your penis. Your balls are NOT cut. Your testes are left intact. The cuts are performed to your scrotum, ABOVE the testes, the vas deferens pulled out, snipped and everything sewn back in place. It's done IN OFFICE. You'll be sore and sexless for a week. You'll have to use protection for 16 weeks until you're tested to make sure you have no more swimmers flowing out.

[Sevenpointfive]

just leave her with a baby and GTFO of there! it's her fault she got pregnant. if it wasn't by you it'd be by someone else. crazy bitch!

[RavVid]

You're good - probably. Quite deceitful to not tell she is off birth control. At 39 she is probably wanting a donor.

[RyanK9b]

Well its not to late but the possibility is high that she is barren or miss carry it later.

[TrueConfection]

Too old? I'm still able to get pregnant! Duh

[Anonymous]

I got pregnant at 41, and I wasn't trying to get pregnant (although it was a happy surprise!)

So yes, she absolutely can get pregnant at 39

[Christoff92]

Why. My mother was 38 years old when she gave birth to my little sister. People need to stop age stereotyping. Me personality don't bother with those unnecessary distractions.

[slatyb]

39? She can get pregnant.

[OddBeMe]

Dammit.

[TallAnon]

There's an increased chance for the baby to have complications like down syndrome, but you may in fact be screwed.

[OddBeMe]

That’s not true! Just because couples are older?

[TallAnon]

Yes, it's true

[Screenwriter]

7% CHANCE and there are chorionic villi sampling tests to determine that. I took one. Unfortunately, it did not advertise how STUPID a child can be who is NOT mentally challenged! ahahahahahaha

[Screenwriter]

A 7 percent chance. I know. I looked it up because of my age when getting pregnant. And also took chorionic villi sampling test for down's syndrome. Passed all tests. Had boring pregnancy. But STILL have a stupid son. ahahahahahaha...

[Anonymous]

Don't sweat it, women can't get women pregnant.

[OddBeMe]

Ahh, I’m glad you’re back again. I will get you to un-anon yourself someday.

[Opinion Owner]

I will reveal my indetity when you reveal your female indentity. But you've been lying about it heara so long, I know that will never happen.

[helva]

Still possible.

[OddBeMe]

Dammit! Helva if it’s a girl!

[chicken_nugget24]

It is still possible to get pregnant

[OddBeMe]

But but, she old as fck? When them eggs rot out?

[chicken_nugget24]

39 is actually not that old to have kids. More women are having kids older now. It depends on when she hits menopause. Could be when she is 50

[Anonymous]

LOL it sounds like the age range won’t be the only determining factor in the child’s incoming spectrum placement. Good luck homie 39 ain’t even middle aged she’s dropping eggs.

[Anonymous]

You are far more transparent than you think you are.

[Drewtate]

Less likely, always a possibility

[Sasha0426]

It’s still a possibility. But, not by much though.

[zebronics]

Don't delay, still possible.🌱

[Twalli]

Iuntil menopause a woman can give birth

[Anonymous]

*minx.

[OddBeMe]

How dare you correct me,

I.. I was using the old Gaelic spelling…

[exitseven]

start thinking up baby names just in case.

[gothbxtch]

nope

[BLP11520]

No, my wife got pregnant at 38

[Kingofkings1992]

My mother had me when she was 40

[Anonymous]

Lol thats not old to get pregnant