What if she let you watch her mom and pop fight?
Although she isn't much to look at, and she isn't very bright, I love her, I love her, oh boy how I love her 'Cause she lets me watch her mom and pop fight! To see a lamp go through a window, and watch 'em kick and scratch and bite, I love her, I love her, oh boy how I love her 'Cause she lets me watch her mom and pop fight ! At Friday night it's something wonderful, to see when her pop comes home with only half his check, We split a candy bar and watch World War III, It's got neckin' beat to heck! I'm gonna make that gal my steady, Because they're at it every night. I love her, I love her, oh boy how I love her 'cause she lets me watch her mom and pop fight !