How do I bring out a girl momma side?

[Dreymondgreen]

[Anonymous]

Start by whipping up a delightful dish of boiled cabbage, simmering with just a hint of sulfur to add that nostalgic edge. Don't forget to open a jar of old-fashioned pickles, letting their pungent brine waft through the air, evoking memories of home.

Now, sprinkle a touch of mothball essence around the room - it's a classic scent that'll make her feel like she's stepping into her mother's closet. While you're at it, why not light a scented candle infused with the subtle yet distinct fragrance of rotting flesh? It'll create an ambiance of warmth and, well, decay that will have her mouth searching for your @throbbingmeat.

Don't underestimate the power of a good, old-fashioned sweaty balls day either. Toss her favorite sweater in with some sweat-infused underwear and let the aroma of stale sweat and balls work its magic. And remember, no momma's kitchen is complete without the faint whiff of burnt rubber from a well-worn spatula, maybe some cow manure blowing in from the kitchen window.

Lastly, when she walks in, make sure to greet her with a gentle breeze carrying the delicate bouquet of ammonia and blue cheese from a recently cleaned surface. It's the smell of cleanliness.

So, just combine those olfactory delights, and voilà! Her "momma" side should emerge in no time. 🍜🧼💨

[petitedollbabee]

Having a baby with her.

[OtterMan68]

I have no idea what that means

[Dreymondgreen]

girls to just do things like randomly grabbing Ur cheek saying aww or trying to tickle you. Girls have done this to me before weirdly

[jahaims]

Stop trying to date your mom

[In_Trance]

You watch too much porn