Friendly morning help?

[hardnowlater]

So, I have a friend. I ended up sleeping over after getting really drunk. Woke up, she asked me if I wanted breakfast. I was like, hell yeah. I guess she also noticed my morning mast at full rise, and then asked,"would you like some help with that too?" Needless to say, she has soft hands. Then we ate breakfast, and just got back to being normal friends. Any girls have similar experiences with their guy friends? I hope things don't become weird, I also hope she offers a helping hand again. Would you help a friend?

[SueShe]

As someone stated, this is so juvenile. Let me ask you: Are you really 35 or are you perhaps only 15? I personally believe you are a teenager and not an adult.

Adults would normally not behave that way. Also, I wonder if this story really happen in real life or if it is only happening in your imagination. Pubescent teenagers are likely to have such fantasies because they let themselves be ruled by their levels of testosterone.

If an adult of 35 does indeed behave that way, then I seriously have to ask myself where humanity is going. It is sad!

[Abbycado]

I’ll take things that never happened for $500.

[Anonymous]

Oh my god. Why are men on here so juvenile?