Girls, On a scale of 1 to 10 how clumsy are you?

[Anonymous]

I don’t mean this in a negative way.

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+1 y

I’ve had moments of being around clumsy girls 😭

[Misscouincouin]

10/10 😭

[Asker]

So how many guys have you hurt by accident because of your clumsiness? We talking in the hundreds lol…I’m just imagining you somewhere like batting cages at an amusement park. You’re like what does this button do while a guy is cleaning his baseball bat and little did you know a baseball at his nuts 🥜 ⚾️ 💨

Guy would be like FUCKKKK MY BALLS!!

You: oopsies 🙊

Him: can we still go out?

You: noo 🤨

[Asker]

By the way I’m from Canada to

[Misscouincouin]

Oh I have a story like this for real 😅 if your from Canada too, did you had those cheerleading forced courses during elementary school? Because I had 🤧 so I love to see cheerleading but I’m not made for this.. but school forced me🥹 so this guy in my team yelled at me to be the girl who goes on the top because I was « the less weighted of the group » so I told him it was a bad idea but since he yelled at I said ok fine not my problem if something happens 😤 then I felt but my toe hit directly in his balls..😭 so he yelled in front of everyone that if he can’t have kids he will remember me🥹 it’s been a long time but I still change side of the street if I come across him 🫣🫣

[Misscouincouin]

I have many stories like this 🤧

[Misscouincouin]

And no guy wants to date me with all this clumsyness😂 but I appreciate your story 😌

[Asker]

Did that really happen 😳 😭

[Misscouincouin]

🫣🫣 is it that bad?🥹 I found your story worse🤧

[Asker]

Mine was a made up story lol, here let me follow you and DM you

[Asker]

Oh I scared her away lol

[Misscouincouin]

No no im scared myself 😭

[Asker]

Why are you scared? Did you see my add request?

[Misscouincouin]

Because I’m such a dangerous person 😭 I just saw you followed me

[Asker]

It’s ok, I wanna dm you

[Misscouincouin]

Send you request are you happy now 🥸

[12karen]

I'd say 5,5

[Asker]

Nah you’re Spider-Man, Spider-Man is slick

[Asker]

Can I ask you something

[12karen]

Go ahead

[Asker]

Are you really Spider-Man because I don’t remember Spider-Man looking so beautiful

[12karen]

Aww, that's sweet, thank you
And no, I'm not Spider-Man, I'm spider-girl with an arachnophobia. nice to meet you

[Asker]

What’s arachnophobia?

[Asker]

Ohh fear of spiders

[12karen]

Yes.

[Asker]

but spiders can be cute, no?

[12karen]

Mmmh, no

[Asker]

lol i have a story to tell you but dont be grossed out ok

[12karen]

Depends on the story lol but okay tell me

[Asker]

my friend has a pet tarantula, and this guy we know was sleeping on his couch, so we thought it would be funny to take out the tarantula and put it on him, specifically on his crotch and then wake him, we did. So we placed the spider on his crotch (he had pants on), woke him up and said, dude look what's on your crotch, he starts screaming and tries to hit it but the spider moved quickly so the guy hit himself in the dick and rolled off the couch in pain.

[Asker]

damn i offended the princess lol

[12karen]

Omg, who has a tarantula as a pet first.
I'd have passed out of fear.
But, it's funny tho, he hit himself.

[12karen]

Haha she must have been really offended, poor tarantula

[Asker]

well as redemption he hit me in the balls the next as pay back

[Asker]

then out of no where you walk by and you're annoyed at me and the other goof who was sleeping on the couch and spider girl punches us in the nuts at the same time and says, "can you guys stop being idiots please, thanks"

[Asker]

you're probably reading this thinking uhhhh :-|

[12karen]

Yes I am
Would say you deserve it

[Asker]

I dunno do you think I deserved to get kicked?

[12karen]

Yes I do, it was a tarantula, poor her

[Asker]

Damn she doesn’t care I got kicked 🥴 😭

[12karen]

Ohh, sorry you got kicked 😕

[Asker]

You didn’t mean that lol

[12karen]

Well, you touched a tarantula, it's enough for me to not feel sorry for ya 🥲
If it was a mouse or snake, it would be different

[Asker]

I told my guy friend who kicked me in the balls over the tarantula story, I said this girl online told me I deserve it, he laughed and said she’s smart she knows, it’s only fitting you let her kick you in the nuts once 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Asker]

See what you did 12karen, I doubt Karen is even your name :-|

[Asker]

Damn @12karen hates me now lol

[12karen]

Nah, I don't hate you
but your friend is right, I wouldn't mind kicking you in the nuts just once

[Asker]

Well in that case this guy is going to send you a follow.

[12karen]

Yes, I saw it

[Asker]

I was going to DM you that’s why lol

[12karen]

Haha, I know you can't dm me lol 🤣