Peeing standing up as a girl isn’t complicated, why do boys think we can’t do it?

[sophiedunn01]

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Anyone else by the way?

[StudyingAuthor]

Well... I can, I would never say this on a usual... but I don't sit down to use the restroom unless I'm at home... and I definitely don't pee on the sides or other shit like that. But I can say my little brother does pee all over the toilet and doesn't clean it. And he's 8.

I've never thought of peeing standing up as much of a skill though... I just pee, wipe, wash my hands, and walk out of there. Nothing more, nothing less.

[sophiedunn01]

Yeh I get you. It is handy though like if it’s a gross toilet and you’re in a bikini or dress or something

[StudyingAuthor]

True, true... but I don't really think about it for real. Plus if you're talking about boys our age... they're dumb. I got asked if girls poop at least 3 times before.

[sophiedunn01]

You’re kidding? 😂😂😂

[StudyingAuthor]

No I'm not unfortunately... that's why I have a strong disdain for guys our age.

[sophiedunn01]

Haha yeh boysssss huh

[sophiedunn01]

So do u stand at public bathrooms?

[StudyingAuthor]

Yes... public bathrooms are disgusting and I'd never be caught sitting in a public restroom. Including when I have to poop.

[sophiedunn01]

Do you stand or squat though? There’s a difference

[StudyingAuthor]

I usually squat most of the time... but I do stand every now and then.

[sophiedunn01]

But u take off the lower clothing?

[StudyingAuthor]

Yes.

[Anonymous]

Why in the world would you pee standing up so you smell like piss? Just to prove you can do it? It’s not that it’s hard it’s that. It’s stupid do to do it if you don’t need to because you will have piss spraying everywhere then you have to clean all around the toilet seat and if you don’t clean it then you’re even extra gross and you have to clean your thighs where is sprinkled or you’ll smell later. It’s just stupid.

[sophiedunn01]

What? It’s not that messy if it is then you do it wrong

[Opinion Owner]

I just saw your age, your mind likely has not matured so I apologize for sounding mean with my frankness. 🤦‍♀️

[sophiedunn01]

It’s fine

[FunkyMonkee]

What's age got to do with it? I can teach women to pee standing up! It's NOT rocket science!

[Opinion Owner]

@FunkyMonkee I mean I was too harsh. Anyone can pee standing up. But we don’t have a sick so it’s gonna sprinkle not just in yourself in the toilet as well. Even if it’s not that messy so if you miss to clean even a dot it’s gonna be stinky later. There’s no need to pee standing up, it’s not about being hard or not.

[Opinion Owner]

Dick * not sick

[FunkyMonkee]

No, it's NOT hard at all! It's hardly much different than HAVING a dick to pee with. You just have to do a little bit more manipulation than you do with a dick. Guys don't just drop trou and let it go, either. It also has to be moved around and pointed in the right direction, etc..

[Opinion Owner]

@FunkyMonkee nobody said it was hard. It’s gross.

[FunkyMonkee]

What's gross about it?

[Opinion Owner]

Sprinkles of piss. It’s really stupid to stand when you can just sit when you don’t have a dick. It’s dumb other than to prove that it can be done. Well that’s commonsense.

[Skinhead-1979]

It was never something which crossed my mind until I was catering for some party, I needed to go to the toilet, and a woman was standing bent forwards with her bum towards the Urinal pissing in it.

I couldn't believe my eyes...

But then, when I thought more about... Why wouldn't a female be able to do that? May be a bit difficult to aim... but then again, most men can't aim either lol

[sophiedunn01]

Ahahaha that’s funny 😂

[FunkyMonkee]

That's one way to do it but, all they have to do is open their lips and lift up so the urethra is pointing straight ahead instead of down.

[Skinhead-1979]

@FunkyMonkee She was drunk... so maybe that's why she did it that way 😉

[sophiedunn01]

I tried a urinal before but ages ago

[Skinhead-1979]

I skip those things lol

I have had some issues peeing for many years; I am sure that in my earlier years it was due to insecurity. So standing at the urinals, with on your left and right... yeah, complete shut down straight away.

Now that I am somewhat older I am not sure what's causing it; and sitting down to pee goes easier than standing up.

[Skinhead-1979]

with men on your left and right*

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If you try & don’t succeed try again & nowadays more & more girls can pee standing up because they have the right equipment to do it.

[sophiedunn01]

Stand with legs apart

[Daniela1982]

You also have to spready your labia or it will dribble all over your leg.

[sophiedunn01]

@Daniela1982 you don’t need to do that though

[FunkyMonkee]

You also have to open your lips and lift up the urethra so it pees ahead of you instead of straight down.

[Daniela1982]

Depends on what kind of thigh gap you have.

[sophiedunn01]

@FunkyMonkee never tried that seems unbearable

[sophiedunn01]

@Daniela1982 not really?

[FunkyMonkee]

Why?

[sophiedunn01]

@FunkyMonkee why what

[FunkyMonkee]

Why does it seem unbearable?

[Daniela1982]

I used to do it a lot on camping trips. Why squat when you can stand?

[sophiedunn01]

@Daniela1982 yeah exactly

[FunkyMonkee]

Oh! No answer.

[Daniela1982]

I mean it's not rocket science. There is a technique for this. I came across it in a camping magazine, which said that women should learn to pee standing up, so as not to squat into a patch of poison ivy (or nettles).

Try it in the shower first. Basically, you wait until you have a full bladder, and then put two fingers on your labia, around level with your clitoris, and pull up, so that your urethra is pointing out, not down, then let rip.

Try it a few times until you have a sense of aim.

The hardest part is the last few drops, so it’s best to have tissue handy.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Peeing standing up for girls isn’t hard at all. The question is how messy it can be for some women. If you have large labia then it might direct the flow in different directions. Also some women have their urethra higher up in their vaginal canal so whereas you might be able to direct it in one direction, their anatomy might not be able to do the same. I’d love to talk to you personally. DM me and let’s talk😊

[sophiedunn01]

Everyone I know who done it can do it mostly

[Breanna_nonbinary]

I’m not saying they can’t. It’s just more messy.

[sophiedunn01]

Can be I guess I can tell u more on message

[DrPepper12]

Doesn't it splash your feet and ankles?

[Kayla45]

I mean sure, you can. If you’re lucky to have one solid stream I congratulate you.

No way I'd do it though, it would leak down my legs.

[sophiedunn01]

Would it though? Have you tried?

[Kayla45]

Yes, I’ve tried it before. It doesn’t come out in a single stream, for me it sprays outwards when I’m standing. Speaking for myself, it wouldn’t be a clean way to pee.

Other people may be different though, if you can do it without getting messy then that’s great.

[sophiedunn01]

Yeah. I get everyone is different I just assume if u stand over toilet it would be okay - yours doesn’t go off to one side right?

[just_a_potato]

My biggest flex is I practiced this for 2 months straight at different angles and positions just to say I could do it, and then never done it again.

[sophiedunn01]

How did you get on

[matchrestore]

My wife's an expert at it. I've witnessed her use urinals without mess. We camp in the wilderness quite often and she always pees standing up.

[sophiedunn01]

Yep makes sense. Urinals though? 😂😂😂

[FunkyMonkee]

Yes, urinals!

[matchrestore]

Yeah, she spreads her labia and kinda pitches her pelvic area forward and it works.

[sophiedunn01]

Never done it but okay

[FunkyMonkee]

Not really pitch, just lift up the skin around the urethra.

[sophiedunn01]

@FunkyMonkee I don’t need to

[Anonymous]

Its less about can't but more about that it isn't really convinient compared to peeing standing up with a penis. I'd imagine its easier to make an unwanted mess peeing standing up as a girl.

[sophiedunn01]

Yeah but like in a skirt, bikini or something it’s fine

[Opinion Owner]

Yep but thats about it and only works in the open, toilets or wearing trousers would be kinda awkward

[sophiedunn01]

I do it over a toilet fine

[molonski2]

Why would you not do it? Dignity

Just sit down to carry out the action.

[sophiedunn01]

Umm what’s dignity got to do with it

[molonski2]

UPDATE ; A disgusting thing to even consider and says a lot about an individual , have some respect and dignity for yourself and others..
UTTERLY DISGUSTING.

[naughty_rosie]

Perhaps because we don't let see them do it lol

[Anonymous]

Lmao. It’s harder for girls but if you can do it. Congrats? Lol. Weird flex but okay

[sophiedunn01]

Any girl could do it

[Opinion Owner]

I mean they could… many don’t want to

[Opinion Owner]

I could piss sitting down. Most guys could. Same difference

[sophiedunn01]

Yeah

[Julian7312]

I've always thought it would be messy for the girl since girls have nothing to "aim" with.

[sophiedunn01]

Stand with legs apart though

[Julian7312]

Yeah, I've heard there's a way for girls to do it... a lot of guys don't even aim that well, lol

[sophiedunn01]

Haha

[woahhh152]

Isn't it messy? Cause you can't aim like guys can with their pipe

[sophiedunn01]

Stand legs apart and it’s fine

[BarryLiverstone]

Ever been inside a guys restroom? There are urinals and a girls restroom doesn’t have them.

[sophiedunn01]

Yes haha

[BarryLiverstone]

Oh you have? What happened?

[sophiedunn01]

What do u mean

[BarryLiverstone]

Cuz a guys restroom is for guys. Didn’t know why you went into it

[MasterKS]

actually girls think girls can't do it, guys won't even care it!

[sophiedunn01]

What?

[kareka]

Can u aim where u will pee?
Or just peeing on ur self?

[sophiedunn01]

It goes straight down

[kareka]

So i can make it go infront of me haha

[kareka]

I do aim where i wanna pee

[sophiedunn01]

As a girl u just got to be careful

[kareka]

To not pee on ur clothes right?

[sophiedunn01]

That wouldn’t work. I’d only ever do with bikini or skirt

[kareka]

I can do it whatever im wearing haha

[sophiedunn01]

Well obviously

[Predetor]

If you can do it without splattering yourself with piss, that must be awesome.

[sophiedunn01]

Just stand legs apart

[Predetor]

But you can't aim forward

[sophiedunn01]

So stand over toilet

[PetiteMisSmooth546]

Go without underwear under skirt, makes it easier

[sophiedunn01]

I just take them off if I was in a skirt but I mainly do this when swimming

[FunkyMonkee]

Got me! I can easily teach you how to do it!

[sophiedunn01]

I can do it…

[FunkyMonkee]

Cool! Teach other girl how it's done.

[sophiedunn01]

Just stand with legs apart. Girls who try tend to stand legs together which obviously won’t work

[FunkyMonkee]

you have to do the cross=-your-heart bra thing, too; lift and separate your lips.

[DrPepper12]

I've only seen pop n squat.

[sophiedunn01]

Well yeah that’s A way

[Charliefretz329]

Girls can, just not as neatly as boys.

[sophiedunn01]

Yeah I guess

[Firestar01]

We know you can.

It's just... messy.

[Staximus]

I don't know dude

[Staximus]

This is not the question if the century

[Staximus]

Of the

[MrGSpotHer]

I don't know 😐

[sophiedunn01]

Okay