If a girls always got her puppies out does it mean she's got a hairy muff?

In an interview, singer Charlotte Church explained why she's always got her boobs out. She claims it's because she's got BO and hasn't shaved for 18 months.

And you know it kinda makes sense. Come summer, I wear light flowing fabric and short skirts, so the breeze whisks away any perspiration. Breathable fabrics are no match for skin to air for keeping fresh.

As for breasts, the next time you see a woman with her cleavage heaving out her top, consider that two massive melons squashed together can get sweaty, and she's just airing them off for hygiene reasons.

It's the same reason we wear lace panties, much better to just let in drip on the floor rather than bath in it all day

So thoughts, does the sight of a chesticle cleft indicate the mound needs mowing?
If a girls always got her puppies out does it mean shes got a hairy muff?
If a girls always got her puppies out does it mean shes got a hairy muff?
If a girls always got her puppies out does it mean she's got a hairy muff?
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