Worst rumor spread about you?

This chick told my friend that I bump into her on purpose sometimes, I guess to satisfy my perverted urges... and if she told him that, she told others too. She also told him recently, "he gave me a bruise and didn't even say sorry!"... like wtf haha? (Context: sports... apparently during sports I bump into her on purpose, and gave her a bruise recently. Bitches be trippin'.)

What's the worst rumor spread about you?

Also, just for fun, what would you do if you were in my situation?
Worst rumor spread about you?
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