My guy friend jokingly asks me to suck his dick... dafuq?

[Anonymous]

Now before anyone says he's an asshole, he isn't. We're cool like that, and can joke around.

But he started making comments about my body a few months ago, and now started throwing in "you can always suck my dick" in a playful tone whenever it fits (no pun intended.) But then he brushes it off... yet he manages to say it every time we hang out.

The more time I spend around him the more I'm like wtf. We acted like two dudes who were friends in recent years, then it started with comments on my body, compliments, and sexual hints/etc... guys, give me an idea about what he's thinking? should I be worried or?

*ps no, I don't like him, sexually or otherwise lol

[Applefan1]

Hmmm... I am not going to say he is an asshole because I don't even know him. I do however think that even though he is joking about it he kind of likes the idea of you actually doing it. I think they say what people joke about often has an element of truth to it. I think personally he wants to get sexual with you.

[zagor]

He's just throwing the suggestion out there hoping someday you'll take him up on it. Most guys would appreciate a good BJ from any reasonably attractive girl.

[COCOCHANEL]

it's like that song by nelly

”i got a friend with a pole in his basement”

”WHAT?”

”just kidding - unless you gonna do it”

[Asker]

ahahahahahah

[Anonymous]

There is obviously sexual attraction there and he does want you to suck his dick. He's a guy, comeon, there's no joking when it comes to "jokes" like that hahha. So either take him up on it, or make it clear that's not the kind of friendship you two have.

[Sexualchrist]

There's no guy and girl just friends. There's always going to be something else to it for at least one of you.

He actually does want your body and wants his dick sucked.

[Asker]

I guess so.

[DemonTime]

To a guy a women is not a friend but a potential possibility he is being straight forward in a subtle way testing the waters seeing how you will react to his remarks, if you really want to find out with 100% certainty what his intentions are humor him a little go along with it you will see

Ps - guys it's over for you I'm giving out free game to the women

[AdamThomas]

He likes the look of you and he's after you but he doesn't want to seem serious about it so he pretends it's a joke. Just because you're friends won't stop a guy from wanting to fuck you.

[lv4lv]

It's a suggestion that he doesn't expect you to take seriously, yet wouldn't mind if you did take him up on it.

[denton1]

Agreed.

[Athleticbroo]

lol Did you see what that dude was doing? Lmaooo. Man we fun, It would always be better if you just suck my dick lol. Wait wut?

[Asker]

ha ha ha (sarcastic laughter)

[Asker]

I'll do it if you buy me some mcnuggets.

[Athleticbroo]

Lmaooo Id rather buy you McSuckMyDick. You are bestest friend I can ask for, wanna suck it doe

[Asker]

McSuckMyDick hahahahaha

[Athleticbroo]

loll ikr? We are like those dudes from 21 jumpstreet. Fatter one is you and thats why you have to suck my dick lol No I mean you can do it since you are not a guy lol. I am here for you if you need any dick to suck

[Asker]

why you thinking about a fat guy sucking your dick though, man?
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don't worry, I'll hit you up when the mood hits

[Asker]

okay, I'm on my way over right now, with some chinese food.

[rUinSAYAN]

haha dat 21 jumpstreet line tho.

[Athleticbroo]

Lol And I have to touch your boobs too, pretty sure he let Tatum touch his in movie. An then we will fuck loll its long process

@rUinSAYAN I got this bitch bro, she dumb. She really think jenko does all that

[rUinSAYAN]

lol.

[Asker]

I've seen the movie okayyy I know you're joking lol.
suck my dick, instead.
I grew one just for you.

[Anonymous]

Sounds like he literally wants you to suck his Dick. None wrong with that at all.

[Anonymous]

Well if you won't suck his dick, he has to bush it off on his own.

[Asker]

lmao

[Opinion Owner]

lol :p

[Anonymous]

lol i must salute to that guy , i think he's just up for sex with you nothing more

[Asker]

we've been friends for 3-4 years so I don't think the "nothing more" part is true

[Opinion Owner]

well then he might likes you and wanted have a relation now its its upto you either to continue or not

[Asker]

ima keep being his friend lol. he can deal with his urges himself.

[Opinion Owner]

just find someone for him who gives awsum BJs

[Asker]

nah that's his job lol

[Opinion Owner]

you said he's with you for 3-4 years i think now you should help the poor guy :D

[Asker]

hey, you don't get a reward for being a friend!

[Opinion Owner]

huh as usual girls always selfish :P

[Asker]

when was the last time you did a girl a favor for being your friend, huh?

[Opinion Owner]

fortunately last night :P

[Asker]

ewwwww lol

[Asker]

no details, pls

[Opinion Owner]

that was just a favour not something bad i made her assignment nomore than that lol you naughty girl :P

[Asker]

ahhh you wanna do my homework too?

[Opinion Owner]

i ain't a little school boy am a programmer so can't do your school homework :P

[Asker]

come on, you're probably good at trig :P

[Opinion Owner]

trig you meant trigonometry

[Asker]

yeppppp

[Opinion Owner]

sorry unlucky you

[Asker]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Asker]

ckkkkkkkkkkkk

[Asker]

my life

[Opinion Owner]

kik me whenever free hassaanq15
bye

[Anonymous]

If he keeps that up, just say, privately, ill suck ur dick, if u shut the hell up. U gotta be mean, but friendly, u catch my drift?

[Asker]

Yeah I'm not doing that so no

[WesTheGuru]

Just do it and see what happens

[Asker]

No thanks lol

[nickstaa]

lol he's trying to get into you.