Guys... What was your most awkward boner?

[Anonymous]

Okay guys so I kinda want to hear stories of your most awkward boners because, I find it so funny to hear these awkward kind of stories. if girls want to tell a stories of an awkward time they noticed it, it would be pretty funny to lol. (*^▽^*)

I know Im weird no need to point it out, just curious and kinda feel like one of these stories may make my day a bit better since its going SO well.(sarcasm)

[Anonymous]

It was in 10th standard, when I was 15, but now I am 18 usually I jerk it out on Saturday night like a routine so I do not have stored stuff increasing my testosterone level high and I start acting like jerk as I will be thinking from dick. So it was a like 3yrs ago in this month only I returned from lunch and it was hindi period and it was Monday and I missed my routine to jerk off on Saturday because relatives were at home. Our sir of Hindi entered the class and I was already feeling a arousal because first time I was checking girls out in lunch with my buddies and also having some sexual talk. We were in seats and the girl in front of me. Maybe applied some deo or other thing during lunch which smelled so great. That I started to loose control. Later as our Sir shouted louder during teaching and cracked jokes in between girls giggled. I knew I was in trouble because now it was out of control. So I try hide it by shifting my book from table to my laptop the book hits it, it aroused me again so badly. Below it I put my hand and try to shove it down between legs, so it does no gives bulging out area in my pants. (at that time I was new to this thing I did not knew that to control it I should use my brains not my hands, because using my hands means playing with it). So I use my hands pushing it down again and again and it is getting worse. Now I was thinking that this was the worst it could get but the worse part was yet to come. MY sir at that moment told a question and asked me to answer it. So like we do I stood to answer the question (holding my books on my boner) and whole class was looking at me. Lucky me I was knowing the answer. I told and sat down quickly and nobody had any idea. I thought I was safe then I noticed the guy next to me was grinning and had a smile (I am busted). The guy was elder and experienced then me I think he even lost his virginity already. So detecting a boner on Virgin is a piece of cake on him.

[Opinion Owner]

N. 'Next thing I know is he is whispering to the boy next to him and the news is spreading like fire I the class and everyone is turning heads to the book on my lap. But since those were 4 guys in group after them girls were sitting who did never talk to them. But when those guys were grinning and smiling at me the girl behind then got the hint and 4 girl behind them took few seconds to figure out what these 4guys were upto those girls were group the hottest chick of class trying to get a look at my boner one of them made and excuse she was to go for break and past by me 2 time and other one came to throw something in dustbin and caught my eye and I can see in her eye she was sure I was bone. Lucky me the bell to the end of period rang and Sir left the class ( my boner was almost down as it came to know I am caught In act. Then one of those kid stood and said 'if it was our English madam or the miss who teaches us computer basics we would have surely considered it but to a sir...

[Opinion Owner]

I just grinned back and couldn't say a thing and left the room to take a break. And all those Girls were giggling and those guys were laughing. Seeing me turned on to a sir. But they did not know it was the sexual talk I had in lunch and the girls I checked out, I missed my routine to jerk off and the girl in front of me made me loose control. I did not even try to explain it to them because I know if I did it would have been a while new scene.

[Opinion Owner]

Or that mistakes I did by hitting it with book or by trying to shove it down between my legs.

[emmabee11]

haha oh dear! i'm glad i don't have have to deal with that as a girl, i wish jerking off for most guys worked though but it seems they get bonars any time of the day for all kinds of reasons even if they jerked the night before, i hate it when students make sick jokes though about it being older guy teachers, even as a girl the other girls would ask sick jokes like "do you fancy the teacher?" and i'm like "Ew no he's like so old!" naturally... lol and being them they told the whole class i do... uff... that annoys me so much.

[Opinion Owner]

Well yeah at that time I did not know how to use brain next summer holidays I bought my first smartphone got Internet connection and downloaded p*rn . Watched those video with audio and trained to control my brain it worked a bit helped me in controlling in public. But later conditions went worse whenever I tried to control. later I realized why it was not working was because my hormones were kicking in badly. So I stopped training my brain but my I was enough tried to control in public. From last 2 months my hormones are settled down as i hit 18 and I am happy that I passed that phase without it getting worse. But still if a girl seduces me even a bit in public I will be humiliated because I never exposed to a girl not even a kiss or cuddle till now.

[helpman]

True Indian story LOL

[Brovak]

Any time in public, really. The ones that happen in P. E. are especially hard to hide due to athletic shorts being made up of a light, thin material. Once I went commando for an unknown reason and my P. E. teacher gets really pissed if you don't "dress out" (I was already on his bad side for sneaking out 3 days in a row and didn't want to push him.) so I waited until everybody was done and started changing. I got out and played for about 30 minutes, but felt one coming on, so I jogged into the restroom (It's right next to the gym) and ended up sitting in a stall for 15 minutes waiting for it to dissipate. I'm really glad I did, because without underwear to constrain a rouge schlong, it's really really hard to hide a pitched tent.

[front2back]

I feel asleep during class in high school and had dreams about important things in life... mainly boobies. Anyways, the teacher got pissed, woke me up, and told me to stand up for the rest of class. Problem is, I had a boner and I wasn't wearing pants that allow easy concealment. I was at the front of the class, and stood up and arched my butt back, saying I had to go to the restroom because it was an emergency. He said no, but I said I was literally about to piss all over the floor and the school wouldn't be happy about the clean-up. He gave in and gave me the okay, so I waddled out with my hand on my crotch, my boner tucked in-between my legs, and went to the restroom, waiting for it to go down. The whole class was laughing because of the random exchange and how weirdly I walked out but I don't think anyone noticed.

My back-up plan was, "don't act like you're not impressed" if anyone saw.

[Anonymous]

many years ago, i girl from my class used to make me really really horny. one time i had to meet her outside of school, i had to borrow her something, we chatted casually for 5 mins or so, and by the time we said good bye to each other, i was so hard, and to not give a normal hug, i had to give her a weird hug from the side, otherwise she would have noticed it immediately lmao! i wondered if she noticed it anyway, since the hug was so awkward lol

[Anonymous]

I was in 10th grade English . I was quite the lazy dumbass and was sleeping. But, when I woke, I woke with a boner. This would have been fine and dandy, but I didn't notice it instantly. So I stand up, because it was end of class, and some girl looks at me and sees it. She did a triple take at it, A TRIPLE TAKE. God it was embarrassing.

[Anonymous]

maybe in 6th grade got one in middle of class.
another one is during a Jr. high school dance a girl I had a crush on asked me to dance with her. we were pretty close and I'm fairly sure I poked her at least once or twice with it. very embarrassing.

[LaDouleurExquise]

mostly unwanted subway boners. i dont think anyone noticed.

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Every boner is an awkward boner for me... at least from a 3rd person perspective.

[JackKerouac77]

Pledge of Allegiance, all throughout middle school

[Red_Arrow]

Double salute.

[JackKerouac77]

@Red_Arrow
Indeed

[zorro8888]

In church... it would not go away :/

[Error_204]

The one I got looking at that face in your post " (*^▽^*) ". It's hot. It has such a pretty mouth...

[Asker]

Pshh I try my best.

[Anonymous]

During an exam, hot girl in front of me sneezed.

[Keyspirits]

Hungry for sum hotdogs baby? ;3

[Asker]

Are your assuming that because I want to hear a funny storie I want a hot dog, the hot dog being a penis, right. People like you make me feel bad that a man at an age from 18 -24 can't even say the word penis, and I thought my question was immature lol.

[Keyspirits]

Why would I wanna say dat nasty Azz word? I don't wanna hear it -_-

[Asker]

Penis is what its called. Its the actual scientific term. So your capable of saying something completely unnessesary, but censor yourself when it comes to something that involved saying an icky word just proves my case.

[Keyspirits]

Those words gross meh out cuz it's "Inappropriate". Why would I wanna say such word? Im a good boi ☺️
Unless u want a good boi gone wild, u will have to kum see meh 😉

[Anonymous]

During a speech