Do guys really wake up every morning with a "boner"?

[Anonymous]

[d3adn1nja]

Do we get a boner in the morning? Not always. But when we do it's often never sexual, we then just go to the washroom take a piss and it goes back to it's default un-erect size. It never interested me enough to actually go out of my way and research why we "man" get morning wood, never cared and never will care.

[abc3643]

Only when The Morning Wood Fairy visits...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ID5rtXgco0

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend does every single morning. We've lived together a few years now, and I've never seen him without one in the morning haha

[9mfeo]

Yes. They do. Have lived with male partners. Can confirm.

[UnknownXYZ]

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Speak only for your male partners. Don't speak for the whole male species. I do not get morning wood every morning I wake up.

[9mfeo]

@UnknownXYZ maybe your hormones are off.

[UnknownXYZ]

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Doesn't matter, I don't get morning wood every morning.

[9mfeo]

@UnknownXYZ it does, actually. Morning erections are caused by elevated testosterone levels. If your hormones are off, you wouldn't get them. Maybe you should see an endocrinologist.

[Chief16]

@9mfeo maybe your partners ought to. Again, don't speak for all of us.

[9mfeo]

@Chief16 hey man, low T is depressingly common. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

[Chief16]

Hey lady, maybe they're taking a little too much of something they shouldn't be taking.

[9mfeo]

@Chief16 nah, I'm not into meatheads.

[Chief16]

Oh, beg your pardon then.

[Haksbk]

No the reason isn't primarily testosterone. It's body circulation. During sleep the body naturally reduces blood flow to that area because it almost lies inactive. To maintain good blood supply to that area when your more conscious blood rushes to that area because it needs to maintain a good blood supply in order to remain healthy

[9mfeo]

@Haksbk so these gentlemen should see a urologist?

[UnknownXYZ]

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I disproved your point. Not every male gets morning wood everyday. Whatever the reason for that is completely irrelevant. That's what I meant by it "doesn't matter".

[9mfeo]

@UnknownXYZ what's with the dumb gif? Is that supposed to be your calling card or something?

[UnknownXYZ]

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There was one time I was seriously contemplating on leaving this website and I made a myTake about myself leaving and how insignificant I thought my contributions were to the GAG community. Whilst I was constructing the myTake, I wanted to make special mentions to users on this website who made my time on here meaningful. I also wanted to say a little message to each one of the users that only I and them would understand. Some of those messages included pictures and gifs whereas some were plain texts. One of those users I mentioned was Mist Ninja and he used gifs when he posted responses to questions. Part of my mention to him was to use one his gifs but incorporate my own message into it. Since I really liked the idea of posting gifs I decided to remain on this website but use a gif of my own when I make any response.

You could say I was heavily influenced by him...

[9mfeo]

@UnknownXYZ it's annoying when he does it too. Takes up so much space.

[UnknownXYZ]

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Well, I guess it's just something you are going to have to live with for now.

[stratford]

I always wake up with a minimum of a 'chubby' (semi erect). More often than not but not every time that normally turns into a full and very powerful erection that often aches its so hard.

Normally that goes away when either I take matters into my own hands (or hers) or I simply get out of bed and get on with the day.

It's bitter sweet as it's obviously a nice way to wake up, but it leaves me feeling horny all day unless I've taken care of business.

[warren18]

Most mornings, but not every morning. If I have a sexy dream then yes, but if not then no. Like for example, last night I had a dream that a camel was chasing me, needless to say I didn't wake up with a boner haha.

[jaketsu]

every other day, yes. dnt feel like explaining why^^ if u want me to i can explain :p

[emilysilver]

Sometimes, yes, mostly when we have sex fantasies as dreams (yes, we do have those).

[USMC-Crossroads]

No, but it does happen a lot. It will always occur if I go to sleep while having to take a piss.

[DrKran]

Yes and it's very annoying, it's like "good morning". Fades away slowly thankfully.

[Cuziloveyou]

a lot of times yes. Testosterone increases during the REM stage of sleep. It doesn't always mean your aroused. Also when you sleep and you gotta pee the penis will lock your piss in boner mode so you won't piss yourself while you sleep

[Jmikey118]

A lot of times we do, like this morrnin I woke up rock hard

[SuperOzgurX2]

Most of time. It's a good way to wake up. It feels nice. And then leads to all kind of stuff later haha

[Humping_Tornadoes]

Some mornings, and sometimes is not a full erection either.

[APRU5]

"It" happens when ever you hold it for too long (no pun intended). So you can store more urine? I dont really even know.

[Caliguy88]

Not every morning. But it is pretty frequently.

[Yumix]

no, varies from guy to guy how often it happens. for me it's almost never

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Not every morning, depends on how dehydrated we are as well i am finding out

[TheWorldEndsWithYou]

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

[Anonymous]

Most mornings yes, it has more to do with the body than actual thoughts

[jjj101010]

Not every morning. There are factors that effect it

[im_bae]

i don't know, i guess if they have a wet dream, lol

[Anonymous]

Yup, almost always, I'm not horny, just he wakes up with me

[Anonymous]

Just about unless your sick, it still happens to me

[Riverock]

No, not every morning but some mornings.

[Grace_Rdz]

I think most of them do.

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Not every morning, but many.

[PizzaGuy22]

yea it's just natural

[Omar5881]

Not every single morning but most mornings

[fenixx0083]

Indeed, that's one way that "boners" work

[jwhit]

Didn't wake up this morning with one.

[thotramuss]

always. I don't know why

[adamski24]

No not every morning.

[Anonymous]

No not every single morning.

[Anonymous]

not every but it happens.

[Bookwik]

About half the time.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

no, we "don't"

[ArtDent]

Every morning still

[pavlove]

a lot of the time

[skeptic007]

almost ever morning

[Jack_the_stripper]

not every morning.

[RandomPerson1324]

I do...