Guys, would you say yes or no?

[Holygirl01]

If you went to a erotic massage parlor and the woman (attractive) in her twenties would offer you a rimjob or prostate massage, would you say yes or no?

[Anonymous]

Probably no.

I'm trying to put myself in the 'i'm at an erotic massage' place because i'm not 100% comfortable with that in theory, but i'm going with it.

I'm not super desiring of prostate/anal stimulation. I'm mildy curious as a thing to try for variety I guess.

The two are sort of different. Rimjobs don't turn me on much, but I might demand it from a very submissive partner. But it would be more about her arousal at doing it than my sensation, though it might feel good. That's not really the dynamic in the massage parlor.

Being stimulated with prostate stimulation strikes me as slightly submissive. I'm more dominant in general, but find doing switch stuff in theory hot sometimes.

But I don't actually want to be submissive to a 20 year old. Its not hot. So nah.

Ironically I'd be more inclined to have a slightly less attractive woman who was older than me do the prostate stuff.

[BlueCoyote]

Rimjob yes. Prostate massage... I don't really know what it is but it sounds painful and uncomfortable. I've heard it's used to squeeze cum out of your penis without actually having an orgasm or something like that? No thanks.

[Transigence]

No, you get a nut, the way I understand it.

[BlueCoyote]

@Transigence What do you mean by "you get a nut"?

[Transigence]

orgasm. It's just what I heard; I don't really know.

[lopflodin]

You stick something up your ass to massage your prostate and get an orgasm off it

[BlueCoyote]

@lopflodin Okay, that doesn't like something I'd enjoy to be honest..

[Holygirl01]

So you would yes to the rimjob?

[BlueCoyote]

@asker: Yes

[Proudlyspoken]

As for me, I'd take the rim job, prostate massage, and the whole fist if offered :)

[foesmoes]

yes for sure:) unless she takes her strap on out:)

[Sdoralguy]

I would say yes to almost anything she offered... and not only with someone in their 20's...

[shant]

Prostate message is not painful if done well, it's a pleasurable technique.

[ncannon18]

I've never been to a massage parlor at all but if there was a time I would go there & a hot female massager wanted to give me a good massage & rimjob, then I would go for it. Because I've heard many positive reviews about rimjobs & it seems that a lot of people enjoy it. I would be more than willing to let someone pleasure my booty.

[Transigence]

I would say yes to the prostate massage. I'd let her rub my love nut until I got off, then I'd bombard her with a series of questions:

How did it feel? Was it larger, say, than 3cm? Did it have a ridged texture or was it smooth? Was it unusually firm? Was it the same on both sides? Did you feel any lumps or irregularities?

[Anonymous]

Honestly I've been a little curious to try it and I am sure she'd be quite the pro. Sort of doubtful on whether or not a first time would feel good though.

And we're obviously assuming I had a shower right before, am feeling that my hygiene is on top etc.

[Quintin32]

lol prostate massage I would choose, because I don't care and wouldn't want a rim job for pleasure and none. But I would say no, even though I've chosen, for real! Just give me a damn massage and maybe a happy ending if it's a erotic massage parlor.

[Jager66]

Assuming I went to an erotic massage parlor in the first place... Then Yeah I'd probably be open to the possibility, especially the prostate massage as it's something I am curious about.

[Holygirl01]

Would you be fine with prostate massaging/licking and HJ at the same time?

[Jager66]

yeah probably, I can't see why not.

[Tdieseler]

why would i be in an "erotic" massage parlor in the first place?
and if i were offered, thats not a "happy ending"

[Holygirl01]

They would offer it before the happy ending or along.

[Tdieseler]

... shiiiiiit.. as long as there is a happy ending in there somewhere... its a definite yes lol... but then again... why would i be in an erotic massage parlor lol... i can just go out and get some chick... same diff. and i don't have to pay her.

[dogbert444]

I'm not averse to either, when the time is right and with the right person, but it would not be in any massage parlour, or any similar establishment.

[MrDetermined]

But it would be a massage parlor for erotic services, no different to a whorehouse. Would you reject?

[MrDetermined]

I just can't see where you are coming from.

[Holygirl01]

Yeah, no ordinary massage parlor aha.

[Houstonbagman]

Sure, why not.! A good prostate massage by someone who knows what they are doing is out of this world... some of the most intense orgasams I've ever had were via a prostate massage

[Robet1330]

Yes totally. I've never tried it but would love find a woman to give me a prostrate massage and see if they can make me cum loads. Xx

[11dog22]

Is this a set up! Are there cameras police waiting?

[Holygirl01]

no there isn't

[11dog22]

lol idk!

[TadCurious]

If it was a regular part of the service I'd feel bad saying no.

[Holygirl01]

So you would say yes?

[Fyourfeelings]

I kid you not I would make her do it with a dental damn.

[Anonymous]

Suuuurreee, always wanted to experience a rimjob and since she very probably has an std I would get that two - so two things, well three including the massage, for the price of one.

Heck, how can one decline

[Jack_S]

If i was single? Sure, I'm down for new experiences

[oldanddecrepid]

I don't think I would attend that type of massage parlor... just not for me thanks.

[mrRedfromFling]

Holtgirl01 it depends. if it was you and you said you knew what you were doing... I'd say yes.

[Phoenix98]

I'd ask myself why I was even in a joint like that to begin with, and no I'd decline both offers.

[FakeName123]

I wouldn't go into such an establishment to begin with.

[shant]

Well, no. Only because my wife wouldn't be open to another pleasing me.

[trouble112769]

no. I love anal but as the giver,(and I have tried ) I just can't get comfortable with anything being shoved in my ass

[masterotaku]

if I were inclined to go in the first place... why not?

[Blake0048]

id say yes to both I bet it feels good especially if she swallows

[johnanamoly]

I would say yes as long as I could get a handbag at the same time ;)

[Anonymous]

Nope, that's my forbidden zone. That's a super kinky question lol..

[matuidi]

I would say no and that's from the heart no small pleasure ain't greater than my salvation

[delightfulhug]

I love massage. I would love to try that prostate massage. haha

[Anonymous]

i would have no problem with it even though i am straight

[Anonymous]

Love a hood rimjob. Prostate massage... would have to think on that

[Intraluminal]

I'd say no and leave.

[Holygirl01]

Why leave?

[Intraluminal]

Any place where the staff was offering stuff like that would be someplace I wouldn't want to be.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

ain't nothin goin in my bootyhole. i ain't gay

[Holygirl01]

Do you realize how ignorant that comment is? that's just a gender stereotype hahaha

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

how is it ignorant? i don't like people sticking shit up my butthole. and gay people like butt stuff. it's not a gender stereotype as much as an orientational stereotype.

[Holygirl01]

You lump people together which shows how much brainwashed you are by stereotypes. Not all gay people are obsessed with butt stuff. It's fine if you don't like people sticking stuff into your butt but it's just a society stereotype that anal play relates to gays. It holds no credibility. Many men enjoy anal play because men have a prostate inside their anus which produces a strong orgasm when been stimulated. Many men enjoy it and demand it because it gives them pleasure and much stronger orgasm. It's the same reason why gay people enjoy it. It has nothing to do with someones sexuality and gender. It's just that some men have been raised in a uptight and traditional household and are brainwashed by society and gender stereotypes which makes them think it's gay. I guess this is your case as well, that's why I said you are ignorant.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

that is the biggest farce ever. no one can take account millions to billions of people so generalizations are necessary. not every American likes hamburgers, but it's common place to say americans like hamburgers. not every guy plays video games, but we say guys like video games. not every girl wears makeup, but guess what, we say that girls wear makeup. stop thinking that every sum lump has to apply to every single fucking person. it doesn't. there's no fucking way. you know the funny thing about stereotypes, though? they usually have a grain of truth to it. in my case, i said gay dudes like it in the butt. of course not every fucking gay guy likes it up the butt, but more often than not, they like stuff up their ass holes hence the nature of being gay. shut the fuck up. you're fucking 48 years old. you can't be this dense.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

and yes, i know what a prostate massage is and what it does, however, it's still sticking stuff up the butt... and that's gay.

[WombRaider]

Yeah because having sex with a woman is so fucking gay. It wouldn't surprise me if you were in the closet lol

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@WombRaider obviously reading isn't your strong suit :/

[Holygirl01]

Haha, why so defensive? i think you have misunderstood what i was saying. Following stereotypes and generalizations makes you very close minded hence why your ignorance. They hold no relevant basis behind them and are just a product of society, yes more gay people like it in a butt then not, but why is that? there is no other way for gay people to have sex and therefore it's the only option for them, people have it turned it into a silly stereotype that has an affect on straight men which is pathetic in my opinion. I have explained to you why and what the truth is. You are influenced by stupid stereotypes honey, any rational person will know they hold no value. There is no need for you to get angry.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

i'm not defensive. it's just my attempt of trying to explain something to someone too stupid to understand how generalizations work in context and trying to explain how sticking shit up a dude's butthole is gay. anyways, i'm done with this cause some filter is clearly missing in your head which causes you to have comprehension problems... so in the immortal words of craig in the movie Friday, bye felicia!

[Holygirl01]

Haha, i know perfectly how generalizations work, but that doesn't mean you have to follow them right? you are delusional.

[Holygirl01]

Now that i think about it, not only you misunderstand a lot. But you fail to comprehend the reality from fantasy and you are so brainwashed by the stereotypes and generalizations that you are too blind to see the reality, kind of sad now that i think about it, hopefully you will become more open when you get older, experience is the key.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

you're still thinking about this? bitch, go away. i said i'm done. and no, you're wrong.

[Holygirl01]

Come to your mommy little boy...

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

da fuck?

[MrDetermined]

Oh wow, you really are delusional, you are claiming it's gay for men to enjoy anal play while in fact tons of STRAIGHT men do in fact enjoy it because we were born with a prostate so it's natural. Educate yourself more please, that way you won't make yourself look like a meat head.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@MrDetermined yeah... It is gay. You can be straight and do gay things. The act itself is gay. Just because a straight man doesn't doesn't mean it ain't gay. Just because a straight man kisses guys doesn't mean kissing dudes ain't gay. Anyways, like I said, I'm done and as Craig saideth upon thy wench, "bye felicia"

[MrDetermined]

Yes of course... have you ever used your brain instead of following what the society says? that way you may sound less brainwashed.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@MrDetermined yeah, I do. It's called common sense, homo. I mean if you like shoving shut up your butthole and claim you ain't gay and it helps you sleep at night, just say it, I don't judge

[MrDetermined]

"Common sense" LMAO i am not even going to try to reason with you because you are obviously way too ignorant to the point that you can't even make rational opinions and see the reality as it is as @Asker said. I actually do feel sorry for people like you, that's leaving out your terrible compression skills and presumptuousness.

[Holygirl01]

@MrDetermined Just leave him alone, he is too brainwashed he can't be helped, everyone has different opinions.

[MrDetermined]

@Asker I agree, some people have been raised differently and have different views on the society, i can accept that, but i can't stand ignorant people.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@MrDetermined whatever helps y'all sleep at night