You can either raise the toilet seat or lower the water level. An operation called an orchiopexy can be done to shorten the cords that suspend the testes. There is a device like a little bra for your scrotum called a suspensory that can hold your sac up.

Man, that's fucked up... You either have a very small toilet or a very odd medical condition. How in the hell do you manage to soak them in toilet water? You can take shark testosterone or other steroids. That should shrink them sufficiently. That, or wrap them in a PVC bag or something.

I'll hold them up for you until I hear "plop plop" then your on your own

Stand up to pee. Or if you have to sit suck it up and let them.

Wiierd problem bro. Never had that happen. But my prob is my dick will sometimes touch the water or the bottom of the toilet... its disgusting, so i hold it to keep it from touching anythin. try holdin ur sac dude.

Same issue here... just with some toilets though... they aught to fire that designer. lol So far my solution has been to go to a different restroom, if I notice that it's one of the horrible toilets in time.

But loads of toilet paper so the water doesn't splash

My dick sometimes touches the rim of the bowl, but my balls don't hang that low. Maybe try squatting instead of sitting if it bothers you that much, which is probably does. I wouldn't want wet balls either.

do your balls hang that low or does the water come up that high

Buy an Australian toilet. Our water stays lower in the bowl

How much toilet water is in your bowl?

I use tiny emergency orange floats.

How do you stop your testicles from touching the toilet water?

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You can either raise the toilet seat or lower the water level.
An operation called an orchiopexy can be done to shorten the cords that suspend the testes.
There is a device like a little bra for your scrotum called a suspensory that can hold your sac up.
www.amazon.com/.../ref=sr_1_6_a_it

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DerSchweinehund Follow
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Man, that's fucked up...

You either have a very small toilet or a very odd medical condition. How in the hell do you manage to soak them in toilet water?

You can take shark testosterone or other steroids. That should shrink them sufficiently. That, or wrap them in a PVC bag or something.

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- Blitzkrieger
  
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  Its summer man. They hang low.
  
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- DerSchweinehund
  
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  Surely not that low though, right?
  
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- Blitzkrieger
  
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  The water levels keep rising with global warming.
  
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- DerSchweinehund
  
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  Good point.
  
  Well then, I'd suggest draining the bowl. If you can't do that, you can sort of Slav squat on the toilet seat, but if you're not Slav like me, you might not be able to pull off good squat.
  
  PVC bag is still in question if all goes bad.
  
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- Blitzkrieger
  
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  My great granny was slavic. I can do slav squats haha.
  
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- DerSchweinehund
  
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  Then you have solved problem. Squat on toilet seat, wait for noise.
  
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- lord_chilled
  
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  oh damn i was taking this semi serious till global warming... thanks man you made my day
  
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Amber77love Follow
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I'll hold them up for you until I hear "plop plop" then your on your own

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- applesandbannanas22
  
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  there is a 1% chance he is telling the truth
  
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- Blong2u
  
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  Ok. I see.
  
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Blong2u Follow
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Stand up to pee. Or if you have to sit suck it up and let them.

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- Blitzkrieger
  
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  You are a woman. No testicles no opinion.
  
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- Jgr6b
  
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  You can’t poop standing up
  
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Wiierd problem bro. Never had that happen. But my prob is my dick will sometimes touch the water or the bottom of the toilet... its disgusting, so i hold it to keep it from touching anythin. try holdin ur sac dude.

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Same issue here... just with some toilets though... they aught to fire that designer. lol

So far my solution has been to go to a different restroom, if I notice that it's one of the horrible toilets in time.

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like this
https://i.imgur.com/XmjACxa.jpg

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  That's disgusting. This should be banned.
  
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  @clampfan101 you talking about the image or me posting it?
  
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  Both.
  
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  @clampfan101 if ya can't handle a drawn image I really don't wanna know if you saw it real.
  
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  You're username suits you well. I'm done with this.
  
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  @clampfan101 k, not heard that one before
  
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  Omg this is imaculate
  
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ibotje Follow
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But loads of toilet paper so the water doesn't splash

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FidgetSpinner Follow
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My dick sometimes touches the rim of the bowl, but my balls don't hang that low. Maybe try squatting instead of sitting if it bothers you that much, which is probably does. I wouldn't want wet balls either.

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MJM69 Follow
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do your balls hang that low or does the water come up that high

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LOL! LOL! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Buy an Australian toilet. Our water stays lower in the bowl

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dewaldt Follow
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How much toilet water is in your bowl?

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- Blitzkrieger
  
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  The water levels keep rising man. Im below sea level in my country.
  
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- dewaldt
  
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  Netherlands?
  
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Intraluminal Follow
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I use tiny emergency orange floats.

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BasilBrushSays Follow
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I'm deleting my account...

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MargaritaGold_ Follow
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This can't be serious lmao I'm dead

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this is what this app was made for

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WhereAmI Follow
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Get a hemeroid pillow to sit upon.

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Your testicles hang lower than a foot? :/

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Gray_Wolf Follow
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I can't they are so heavy lmao.

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For me it's the penis.

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I use a high toilet.

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Cut them off.

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I USE A SUPPORTER

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  Oops, fucking caps
  
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do you sit?

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- Blitzkrieger
  
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  Yes.
  
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- almadafie
  
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  no way to stop then
  
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hold them up

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