Is it really hard for guys to pee directly inside the toilet without getting some on the seat and floor?

Question

This morning and all the time I always have to clean up the piss of my teenage brother and my dad and they sometimes get it on the floor too and then I realized that my uncle does the same thing too 🤦🏽‍♀️ In my bf’s house I have never seen that though and my boyfriend claims that he never does that. But is it hard to pee directly inside the toilet for men?

VIVANT · Accepted Answer

🤢 Pops and Bro need to clean up their own piss — Jay this is too much 😂 c’mon noooo 🤦🏻‍♀️

I will certainly clean up after an elderly person or disabled but able bodied young guys that’s gross that you have to do that. Tell them to aim better or roll up their sleeves pick up the spray bottle and get busy w/ mr clean 🧼

This should shame them enough to be more careful in future, or clean up so no one knows they missed.

Apple1996 · Accepted Answer

I've never had to clean up anyone's pee like that and I grew up with 4 brothers and currently have my husband and 2 sons peeing in the toilets here and still no mess. Only time I had a issue is when I was potty training my boys but that is normal since they were just learning. Any man that can't pee properly standing up just needs to sit down to pee.

Chazmatazz269 · Accepted Answer

Why should they? If YOU’RE cleaning up the mess, they literally have no consequences for their bad habits. That’s called “enabling”, and it makes you part of the problem. Try to find some calm and tact, then mention to them that you’re not going to clean up after them anymore. Then buy a box of cheerios and leave it on the back of toilet. Haha!

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

sometimes, is not easy at all to get it right

other time is just tricky

most of the times, is just very simple because the stream resembles that of a cartoon fountain or something

what seems to be happening in your family though... is that they find it extremely difficult to care about it and clean up after themselves... lol

WindAtMyBack · Answer

It's not normally difficult. BUT sometimes the pee doesn't go where you think it's going to go. Sometimes you can point one way, but the stream goes another way, and it's unpredictable.

If someone is consistently peering on the floor, then they are just being lazy. If their aim is that bad, they can always sit down.

Why are you cleaning up their mess anyway? Tell them to clean up their own damn mess. Then their aim might magically get better.

Smoke-n-Growls · Answer

It's because you clean it. Stop cleaning it and tell your brother and father they have to clean up if they spill from now on.

They're only doing it because they know you'll clean up after them. Your boyfriend has to clean it himself, so he learned to aim.

caring__1 · Answer

Sometimes you might aim in one direction, and the stream may come out split or going in another direction. It's not about whether the stream always goes where you want it to go; it's about cleaning up after oneself. How would they feel if you dribbled on the floor during your period and expected them to clean up your mess? Do they see you as their slave to clean up all their messes? Choose to be with those who are as considerate of you as you are to them.

dustybiker · Answer

I think the main problem here is that anyone finds out.. the fact they don’t clean up is disgusting. I know nobody who leaves a trail.

BarryLiverstone · Answer

It can depend on the day. There is a splash effect that occurs when peeing with a strong stream that can leave a mess. But if they do miss they should clean up after themselves. How bad does it get?

spartan55 · Answer

What a sorry ass excuse for errant peeing. Like other posters said, splash and dribble is inevitable, but only takes a swipe of Spartan tissue to cleanup.

Lionman95 · Answer

Let´s it that way it requires training and motivation it´s not easy but it´s possible after time. Who makes you clean the bathroom by the way? Because whenever I missed the toilet my parents had me clean it afterwards no matter if I was in a hurry or not. That way I learned it.

alance99 · Answer

Thats not difficult at all, some guys dont have bathroom etiquettes and with women in house the guys should be even more careful according to me, your mom and you need to be strict with the men in your house for sometime

MrOracle · Answer

I'll just leave this right here:

Noodle_fan · Answer

nope , they are just sloppy and they dont care about it , because it is not them who clean it if i am you i would surely talk to them about this , especially uncle

joeldalton · Answer

Next time you're outside grab the hose. put your finger over one end and let someone else who you can't see randomly turn on the water with varying degrees of water pressure. Then you try to aim it perfectly. When you have that mastered get back to me.

CloudMassacre · Answer

It’s really hard to not cause some spatter, but it’s also not hard at all to take 4 squares of toilet paper and swipe it up

Fuentes · Answer

They should be peeing with the seat up lol and as for the floor that depends on the toilet but I usually wipe it up myself I am a very clean person

Msputiton · Answer

Yes i think it is impossible for them. They really seem to have no clue how to control that little thing

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Not hard for me to AIM in the toilet some males are lazy.

therealadamreed44 · Answer

I can't actually stand up a pee, I have to sit on the toilet because when I pee standing up my piss comes out in every direction possible at the same time, it's like a sprinkler system. So that's why I have to sit down to pee.

Still-alive · Answer

not that hard although SOME small amount of pee might get on the seat due to splash back... but he should wipe if he does get any on anything.

nawtee_me · Answer

you may have to go in the toilet and paint a bulls eye for them to aim at... Put a sign up saying be like dad not like sis, raise the seat before you piss... well since dad does it too you may have to use another one...

dolemite89 · Answer

the only time i miss the toilet is if there’s still cum in my dick from recently having sex or jerking off. it sprays crooked til it passes for the first few seconds 😂

AndrésC64 · Answer

It's not that difficult. You live with pigs.

Fireguy17 · Answer

with a stiffie it can be a challenge, otherwise no, not at all. But some guys eiter have really bad aim or get distracted and pee on their shoes.

PeteBy · Answer

Depends on if we have a boner in the morning and need a pee. That's always a challenge lol

Aerolyn · Answer

No, unless we have one of those awkward moments where our pee shoots into different directions.

Wise4myage · Answer

No, that's just laziness when a guy missed the bowl.

MiseriaCantareAFI · Answer

Or maybe if he does, he actually ya know, like a responsible man, should do, cleans it up And if he does, he's likely a democrat, since we're always cleaning up the republicans, mess

888theGreat · Answer

I guess it depends on whether you have a sprinkler or a fire hose. If your pecker leans to one side expect a mess. Power sprayer splashes. Even those who sit can have it come out.

FilmGuy93 · Answer

It can be tough to aim sometimes, but it's not much of a challenge.

Rockstarrrrr · Answer

You can't really control it.. Sometimes the stream is strong and easy to manage and sometimes it's not... what you can control tho is being a decent human and an adult and clean it after you're done

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

Only filthy casuals do that. Giga Chads such as myself wipe it away if it happens to go in uncharted territory

Cedman · Answer

It can be hard if it 3 in the morning and I have a half bone. Otherwise they need to learn to lift the seat before they pee.

JohnK123 · Answer

It usually has a harder pressure and it doesn’t really go straight down its a high arch

cloud9vortex1234 · Answer

No, not if your paying attention and not half asleep.

Twalli · Answer

Not really. It depends on where you stand relative to the toilet bowl.

WhitneySnow · Answer

I think they just don’t pay attention when they pee

MementoMori_ · Answer

Guys just aren't that specific. The world is their urinal. 😁

ChiTown33 · Answer

Do you ever go swimming? You know you're probably swimming in pee right? 😆

Guardian45 · Answer

Without getting too technical, hose dynamics vary from guy to guy. And within guys, depending on multiple factors. It's a fine balancing act!

USLegionary · Answer

After sex or an erection sure.

TallAnon · Answer

The difference lies in the cleaning

Adogdog · Answer

It's not hard at all

JPresidente · Answer

Busted pipe syndrome affects all men.

Zolly99999 · Answer

Lol... no it's not hard... just laziness..

SClassWizzard · Answer

Not at all lol

Shamalien · Answer

Shit happens 😂

jimmy2 · Answer

You know you would think so

OddBeMe · Answer

My wife says yes.

Part2603 · Answer

It aerosols.

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