Do Guys Wipe When They Pee?

[mydogdoestricks]

I always thought the answer was no, but recently I saw a male friend getting a fair amount of TP and made a joke that he was about to blow up my bathroom. Then he was like, no, I’m just gonna pee. This lead to much confusion on my part, and him saying I was an idiot because all guys wiped after they pee. Maybe my family is more red neck than I thought?

Yes, of course, at least whenever possible

No, just shake it and zip it

[nachosaresexy]

So wait, first off you don't keep TP in, uh, your bathroom? Like he snagged some out of grandma's old fashioned cookie jar on your kitchen counter?

But nah, most of use don't 'wipe' after a pee. It's a shaky situation, and as my buddy likes to say if you shake it more than twice you're playing with the thing. But if you ever walk into a public dude's bathroom you'll likely see puddles of pee at every urinal. Dudes are disgusting, rushed, lazy creatures.

[mydogdoestricks]

No, lol, he went into my bathroom to get the TP to take into the guest bath. But perhaps I shall put a cookie jar in there now to hold a spare roll! lol

[NeglectedChild]

Real niggas like me use water!

[mydogdoestricks]

This would confuse me even more... especially the Neti Pot, consider my 🤯

[NeglectedChild]

That's not a Neti Pot, it's a water jug to pour water. You use it to wash yourself when you're on the toilet.

[PossiblyInsane]

Weird, never heard of a guy wiping before.

[_dardorsama_]

Hmm... well as a guy I can say for sure we don't wipe after we done peeing

We just shake and squeeze it really good and then tuck it back and let our underwear catch the last drops of pee

But I heard that some guys actually wipe this is mostly because he's raised by a single mom or in a house full of girls

[abc3643]

When at a urinal, we don't have anything to wipe with other than our underwear, so we just shake shake shake.

However, if peeing on a toilet, yes, I will grab some TP and wipe it.

[DesertCreature]

Yes, the rim of the bowl cause that stuff always manages to get a drop or two on it.

[mydogdoestricks]

That is very considerate, on behalf of women everywhere, I thank you! 😘👍🏼👏🏼

[______________]

Yeah, cause I'm uncut so I need to keep it clean. No one likes swamp dick

[mydogdoestricks]

Umm eww on swamp visual thanks

[HaveNoName]

At home, we always WASH. We have to. Of course we use TP after that to dry up just so that the UW doesn't get wet.

Out of home when we cannot wash, I always use wet paper towel.

[mydogdoestricks]

So wait, you stop and wash your penis every time you pee? You must not drink much beer, lol.

[HaveNoName]

Have never sipped on alcohol ever. :)

[Massageman]

The exception would be for older men who are losing a bit of their strength in their pelvic muscles which typically shut off urinary flow. The TP would be just to dry up any little "end dribble:.

[AbdKilani]

Well, in our culture
We use water and tissues , so yes

[NeglectedChild]

Same

[AbdKilani]

@NeglectedChild Cool

[Anonymous]

Sometimes for me. I never used to, but find more so as I got older. But it doesn't take much TP, so I question why so much if it was a lot lol.

[mydogdoestricks]

Well, he has a tendency to go overboard with basically everything...

[Jamie05rhs]

Yeah, you gotta get that last drop.

(Shake it? Eww. Where do you think it's going?)

[mydogdoestricks]

In the toilet I’d hope, but probably on the seat or the floor.

[Jamie05rhs]

I doubt that it ever actually falls in the toilet lol.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

If I'm at home and I have toilet paper then I wipe it. Public urinals have no toilet papers and trash bins beside it so I shake it off.

[1smooth28]

I always wipe after peeing or else I would have wet in my boxers lol and it wouldn't be good :/

[jakeofalltrades]

the only times I do is when I am going commando, or if I think I'm about to get laid

[Lance1965]

No that would be weird.

[catmandoes]

Never heard of a guy wiping before

[BeMuse]

nope

[CT_CD]

No, just shake it and zip it

[YourMomIsCool]

That's so weird

[krogaan]

i wipe :/

[facialhair27]

fuck no

[AliGodlike]

YEAH

[Kru2020]

Some have bad aim