Do Guys Wipe When They Pee?

I always thought the answer was no, but recently I saw a male friend getting a fair amount of TP and made a joke that he was about to blow up my bathroom. Then he was like, no, I’m just gonna pee. This lead to much confusion on my part, and him saying I was an idiot because all guys wiped after they pee. Maybe my family is more red neck than I thought?
Yes, of course, at least whenever possible
No, just shake it and zip it
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Do Guys Wipe When They Pee?
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