Why are guys so scared about being kicked in the balls?

Question

It is almost hilarious to see my boyfriend suddenly flinch and back up when I pretend to punch his balls😂
Grow up guys, cmon!
And girls do you also threaten your bf's balls to get what you want😉

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

We are genetically predisposed to feeling enormous amounts of pain in response to having our balls take damage. It exist because evolutionarily those that felt this pain where more likely to protect said balls ensuring the protection of their future offspring. Girls disgustingly underestimate how much it can actually hurt. There’s a video online of a science experiment where girls hooked up electrodes to their body to simulate the feeling and ended up throwing up. It fucking hurts and it’s not funny. Why do you think guys don’t care if you uppercut a dude but find it distasteful to hit below the belt.

Losalt · Accepted Answer

You are aware that the testicles actually originally evolved as *internal* organs, right?
They're not designed to handle rough handling.
And they *will* cause a ton of pain and may become permanently damaged (leading to sterility) if not handled with care.

sophiarw5 · Accepted Answer

When we are in the womb, we all start out as girls since the first chromosome introduced is X (why guys have nipples). If the other X is introduced, congrats, your a girl. If a Y is introduced, the ovaries that were inside are decended, forming the testicles. And then the penis blah blah blah. Imagine if your ovaries were outside your body and we're just. Wacked. Imagine the pain.
You haven't even come close to what the guy actually feels

PondyPand · Accepted Answer

Erm, because it's cruel. They are hardwired to protect their reproductive organs and so the brain tells them that a light tap might as well be a gunshot. That's basically abuse!

9teen · Accepted Answer

How do you feel about someone stabbing your uterus and most likely make you infertile? Sounds fun right? You should grow up and use your intelligence for once.

Wonderer89 · Accepted Answer

No, I don’t because I’m not a cunt

airylnovatech · Answer

Honestly I hope your boyfriend leaves you if you ever actually hurt his testicles. This is pretty much physical abuse.

Clearly you're a very childish person. You complete sell off the pain of others as no big deal simply because you're not in the receiving end. It's almost psychopathic.

Grow up? Yeah, tell us that when you're mature enough to understand the difference between having fun and hurting others.

RiceWine · Answer

You literally don't deserve your boyfriend, or any boyfriend for that matter. Even though there's only 3 sentences I can clearly see you have an abusive relationship with him.

Oh, right. Imagine your boyfriend threatening to uppercut you in the nose every time he wants something.

You'd be outta there faster than anything, no idea why your boyfriend hasn't already left.

FinalVow · Answer

threaten to kick me in the balls and you can get your shit and get the fuck out of my house either that or I kill you I think most people will pick to leave. I feel bad for your boyfriend you are one abusive thing. He should dump you and spread the word you are a terrible dating partner.

Alessus · Answer

Not sure if you ever experienced it, but it's kinda like getting the wind knocked out of you, except worse and with the danger of making a guy be unable to have children. I'd say that a solid hit there is about the same as breaking a finger or two in pain, so just imagine if your boyfriend casually threatened you with that every time you threaten his balls.

winterfox10 · Answer

Because it hurts like hell, and there's literally no point to the pain. Like at least with child birth, you can stare down at that crying infant and think "wow, I can't believe I created that." With getting punched in the balls you think, "wow, that hurt really bad, I hope I never experience that again."

jessture · Answer

Hahahaha typical feminist response to men.

STEP 1: make no effort to understand how men work
STEP 2: blame men
STEP 3: vehemently demand that men bend over backwards to understand women and continue this one way street.

Anonymous · Answer

Because it's one of the most painful experiences you can have as a man. It's WAY worse than being punched in the face.

How'd you like it if someone flinched you by pretending to punch you in the face and then told you to "grow up"

Shit hurts like a motherfucker.

0112358 · Answer

It's almost hilarious to see my partner flich and back up when I pretend i'm gonna throw a right cross to her jaw. grow up, cmon! Guys, do you threaten to KO your girlfriend to get what you want?

tzdc21 · Answer

You do realize that's the most sensitive part of our bodies right? And you're telling us to "grow up?" How would you like it if a guy kicked your vagina or your boob and said "grow up" to you? Would you like that? I think not.

Anonymous · Answer

It's not about being scared of the kick , its the consequences for beating the shit outta you we would not prefer. We guys wouldn't really prefer to give you something to do for the rest of your day , like stumble around looking for all your f... teeth.

SomeoneBlue · Answer

Exactly what most men said here... This is messed up. It hurts like hell, you are a pain, leave the poor guy alone.

Anonymous · Answer

It hurts them like hell because there’s so many nerves like the one in clitoris

TinTan88 · Answer

Ofc.. If we didn't flinch and you hit us. We would be in lots of pain. And it's orgains on the outside of out bodies we naturally do whatever to protect it. Not lucky like girls who have theirs tucked inside.

Anonymous · Answer

Because it hurts a lot lol How would you react if he pretended to punch you in the breasts

Nachowedgie · Answer

You're sick, check yourself into a padded cell and stay there.

Anon-ymous1 · Answer

We aren't "scared." It hurts really badly. It's pretty simple. This is a stupid question.

alt_578 · Answer

People have explained well enough. On a side note, never ever actually kick a guy's balls. If you do, I hope you go to hell.

Annie_Mosity · Answer

THIS IS THE PLANET OF SAND!! :)

Anonymous · Answer

For men it's balls for women it's boobs same with adjusting too

Anonymous · Answer

Um it's there ball do you not know it hurts down. its like hitting a girls boob there going to flinch

Motherly-love · Answer

Because, balls are super sensitive.

PrivateJim · Answer

Cause it fucking hurts that's why

Lifeasasasavage · Answer

Let me punch u in the tits then we'll talk.

Anonymous · Answer

I asked my ex before and he said it hurts af lol

Seppel · Answer

Because it hurts horrible

Anonymous · Answer

Fuck off Sandplanet

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