How come Johnny Bravo never got laid?

[JohnMcLauchlan]

He had the most confidence in the world, had NO fear of rejection, loved himself more than women, was funny, stood at 6'3 and had huge muscles. IRL, Johnny would get laid no problem.

[DevilsAdvocator]

Because he still lived in his mom's basement in his thirties, was an unemployed NEET, and didn't even drive a car. And because he didn't have any social connections with anyone who'd be able to hook him up. And because he did most of his cold approaches locally, in the same town where he'd gone to school, at which time he'd been an acne-ridden weedy wimp who constantly got beaten up by bullies and dumped in trash cans, crushing on girls out of his league and trying to woo them over with romantic poems and flowers. And getting rejected, constantly. Johnny Bravo's basically the epitome of an incel, who decided to adopt the persona of what he believed to be an Alpha Chad Thundercock because "chicks only dig guys who have massive muscles and who act like this".

[_乃尺OЩ刀_TITI]

In real life Johnny would have been hired as a boring machine after penetrating millions of women leaving them with a leaky gaping hole.

[MissCappuccino]

Johnny Bravo would also probably be the kind of guy to cat call you while you’re trying to walk to the bus stop. He’s obnoxious rather than confident, would spend all day looking at mirrors (probably his Instagram these days) than being involved in conversation. Very self-absorbed.
I mean he’d probably get a little action, but nothing meaningful.

[snowangle]

I'd say it was probably his attitude. He wasn't just confident; he was arrogant and way too forward. The one time he actually talked respectfully to a girl was the one time she returned his attraction (well, he wasn't attracted to her in the first place... that's why he wasn't acting himself. But it worked!).

[Pamina]

IRL Johny Bravo would be considered insane and looking like a mutant.

[JohnMcLauchlan]

Meh. I see plenty of blonde buff dudes at the beach with enough hoes for Africa.

[Pamina]

If someone had a stature just like Bravo's, he look like a mutant IRL. We're not talking about "buff" guys.

[jay001]

Cos he was a kids tv character.

[MikroMichael]

10 questions science has yet to answer

[Anonymous]

Because he was desperate, and that shit reeks.

[JohnMcLauchlan]

How was he desperate? He didn't really care if you liked him or not. If you didn't like him he would move on to the next woman haha

[Aroso]

Because the cartoon was made by nerds.

[eatadic]

Because he's a cartoon on a fictional show

[Anonymous]

It was made by lesbians.

[Anonymous]

Coz the cartoon series would then end.