Guys, What Is The Worst Thing To Say To The Person Next To You In A Urinal?

[Secret6620]

[jalas4612]

Oh, your rash looks mine...

How big is it hard?

SWORD FIGHT!!!

Need a hand?

How's your wife and my kids?

Ever been asked if it's in yet?

I'm gonna cum! Cup my balls!

Save some for my face, will ya?

My son has one JUST LIKE IT!

Spit in my mouth...

Feel that?

Dont move, I'm almost done!

My zippers stuck, would you mind?

Sorry I'm late, thanks for meeting me here

Bob? Is that you, lover?

Shake it more than twice and you're playing with it!

[Secret6620]

Yep! You nailed it ⭐🌟⭐

[jalas4612]

Yassssss! Lol thanks love

[AzeeshaAjju]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[PeterAyre]

The worst: To someone short, "Thank god I'm tall" look over then straight ahead and say it. If there is two tall people either side change it to we're and hi five over the person's head, maybe if they said something like "Eiffel tower high five", or something celebrating penis size as they high fived that could be worse.

[PeterAyre]

Or aw *** I got all your trousers man

[PeterAyre]

*got it

[PeterAyre]

*I got it all on your trousers man

[Secret6620]

LMBO!!! Well done! Thanks for the feedback love🎀

[alpinestars-2002795]

Looks nice...

Lol no seriously this would top the list... most guys are already paranoid of such things.. so for 1 to make it clear that he is taking visual notice would freak him out.. likewise most urinals don't have privacy features to protect against such things like women's bathrooms have stalls etc.. so it's a constant worry.. anyways already..

[Secret6620]

Thanks so much for the feedback!!! This was great 🎀

[DeeDeeDeVour]

'Ivy Leaguer' to community college student: "We learned to always wash our hands after we urinate."
Junior college student's response to Ivy Leaguer: "We have the common sense never to piss on our own hands."

[Secret6620]

💓💓💓

[Lynx122]

Can you hold it for me? :D

Honestly I don't think anything could really shock me anymore because my housemate constantly says these kinds of things he's like hyperactive and has no filter but in a good way. He's always entertaining and cheers people up.

[Secret6620]

Thanks so much for participating!!! You ROCK 🌟

[zagor]

What good is their social distancing if they're holding hands?

Years ago my oldest sister said the guy she was dating at the time told her he was in Las Vegas one time and the guy at the next urinal looked over and told him something like "You'll never get any girls with a little dick like that. You better come with me.".

I never figured out if the guy was gay, or a pimp.

[Secret6620]

OMFG 💀😂 I literally cringed a bit 🤣

[laurieluvsit]

You might need to stand a little closer to hit the target with that... lol

[Secret6620]

Genius 👏👏👏👏

[Johnson7319]

You never hear a man come back to the table and tell his wife"ive just met the nicest man in the restroom" said a man never.. we just don't communicate in said situations

[Secret6620]

LMBO 🤭✌️💓

[CoffeePossum]

"You wanna combine streams?" Oh wait... you said worst🤔

[Secret6620]

🤣🤣🤣

[I-am-a-nobody]

I've heard someone once asked Paul Newman for his autograph while standing at a urinal.
(He didn't get the autograph by the way.)

[Secret6620]

Sounds like an episode of family guy I saw ahahahaha 🤣🤭

[Sorryfurries]

If you want to know what is the worst thing to say i would think it's"Bro your's is so much bigger than mine! How, it's just so big? I know can i try sucking it?" that will send even the gay runing.

[Secret6620]

OMFG!!! Ahahahaha thanks for sharing love 🎀🙋🙆

[NightFalcon333]

“Dude seriously, I can’t go if you’re staring at me like that..” 😗

.. and that’s the last time I used urinal, I always use the toilet now.

[Secret6620]

Nailed it!!! Well done 💖

[sluttyboy2000]

"Nice cock bro. Good girth, pretty nice curve, tip-to-shaft ratio is perfect; only issue is the colour consistency, it gets a little light near the tip. I give it an overall 8.7/10; now onto the cum velocity testing."

[Secret6620]

🤣🤣🤣

[MarkRet]

What the hell's that? It looks like a dick, but smaller!

[Secret6620]

Ahahahaha 😆🤦

[drummerdude25]

Skip to 2:40...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-me-zDOG-R4

[Secret6620]

You're the BEST!!! Thank You love👋🎀💓

[drummerdude25]

🤣😄😎👍

[lrichl]

Guys joke around all the time, so its not about what you say, its about what you do. And if you look over... Yikes

[Secret6620]

Thanks for the feedback! Very helpful 👏

[lrichl]

Np😁

[Hepy82]

Are you actually gonna aim for the urinal or just carry on peeing on the floor... Oh sorry, I can almost see what the problem is...

[R3DthatDude]

You ganna start a fight with that one lol

[Secret6620]

This was hilarious!!! Thanks for participating 🎀

[vannefftor]

U dont fucking speak at a urinal. You piss and avoid eye contact. Anyone who violates this code is either drunk and the homie (still annoying) or a total fruitcake

[Secret6620]

WHOA 😅 okay speedracer... Slow it down LMBO 🤭✌️💓 Thanks for the feedback

[vannefftor]

Its literally the wierdest hahahaha, most urinals dont have partitions so its literally elbow to elbow discomfort as is

[Secret6620]

💓💓💓

[Ericalovescats]

Hmm, not a guy but I'd imagine:

"Hey dude your dick is too small I can't see it. Stand back a little more."

[crazyguy22]

Haha.. you know penis is kit erect but flaccid n small when you pee. You can't pee with hard penis

[Ericalovescats]

@crazyguy22 didn't know that.

[ProjectileTuna]

Can confirm you can pee with a hard on. It sucks though. And not in a good way. 🤣

[Tonythecreator]

@ProjectileTuna you Defoe felt can be with a hard dick. I just did it mate

[20yearsolder]

I have taken a piss with a hard-on many many times, if you've ever heard the term morning wood, you have to lean forward and push down. I don't know where the fuck somebody comes up with the idea you can't pee with an erect penis. Smh

[PeterAyre]

Haha Yeah you can. Sometimes it may look like you are abusing the toilet though.

[woody7979]

@crazyguy22 You can, actually, but it's not much fun.

[Johnson7319]

Wow.. never waste an opportunity to dis on a man's dick size.. it's ok Size Queen we can't help our size no more than you can help the fire departments capacity maximum on you'd vagina (large number I'm assuming) see? Not quit so lol is it? Think about your words child

[Tonythecreator]

@Johnson7319 damn

[Fatherhere901]

"You wife is Hot?
Love your eyes!"
"Where are you and your group sitting?"

[Secret6620]

Ahahahaha perfect 👏👏👏👏👏

[EthanielXzavier]

Look over and say
Man, I'd sure hate to be the mushroom in a cornfield

Stole the concept of the joke from letterkenny ngl

[Secret6620]

Perfect 👌 ahahahaha thanks for participating 🎀

[Gavyn]

“Are you gonna finish your urinal cake or can I have it?”

[Secret6620]

😆😆😆

[Akshayjosh]

Mine is larger than yours!!! 😂😂 The other person starts wondering if his was above average or below to the say the least.. 😋

[Secret6620]

Well played ahahahaha 😆

[Akshayjosh]

Hehe 😋.. that's why we males don't like it if any other males' is peeping while we pee pee.

[curiousmale1955]

If it looks nice I tell him nice cock, being bi sometimes I'm out looking for a hookups, so bathrooms are good spots. You would be surprised who is also looking.

[Secret6620]

Thanks so much for sharing your experience!!! You ROCK 🌟

[leoking260p]

I will have u eating out of a straw if I catch u looking at my dick an try to come on to me. I'm going 4 the kill

[Secret6620]

@leoking260p oh nooooooo 😵

[curiousmale1955]

Glad you like it

[curiousmale1955]

@leoking260p I'll steer clear of you

[Mehzmeh]

Anything!!! That's a very private moment. Why, we you the two urinal rul. There must be one urinal in between us. If someone breaks that rule. They might get beat down.

[Secret6620]

😊😊😊

[Mehzmeh]

*use the two urinal rule. Lol

[888theGreat]

wow , does that thing have its own zipcode? Or , with you around I have no chance with Secret6620. The worse thing you can do at an urinal is turn to face the other guy.

[Secret6620]

"BLUSHES" LMBO 🤭👏🎀 No talky during pee time

[888theGreat]

you get turn around towards other guy?

[888theGreat]

I want to know if I was at the stall in a unisex bathroom and you came in, would you take a peek?

[cryokeep]

Worst thing I have heard "ya need help?" Still think that's one of the more awkward things 😆😅

[Secret6620]

Oh nooooooo 😱👏🤯

[dudeinohio]

It is part of urinal etiquette to NEVER speak. But, you chicks would never know that.

[Secret6620]

You're right about that 🙆

[LEADFOOTboi]

yeah... i hate talking in a restroom... but this one time in AC class a guy was tryna tell me a joke... it was pretty great... sad part was that I FINISHED HIS JOKE and didn't know the joke beforehand... XD

[Secret6620]

@LEADFOOTboi LMBO 🤭✌️☮️

[Analogist]

"mate... it sort of looks like a very slightly larger than normal clit..."

[Secret6620]

Oh nooooooo ahahahaha! Thanks for participating! This was awesome 🎀

[Analogist]

Pleasure ^-^

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Do you always hang out with the boys this way? LMFAO

[Secret6620]

Ahahahaha 🤜🤛

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Hahahahahaha!!! 👍

[worldscolide]

Anything at all. Unspoken rule in the bathroom with men.. Silence.

[Secret6620]

👏👏👏👏

[ColeBrighton]

"Can you help me out here? My hands tremble to much anymore these days"

[Secret6620]

This was sooooooooo funny!!! Thanks 💓

[ColeBrighton]

Anytime lol

[Secret6620]

🎀💓🎀

[ColeBrighton]

You're very bubbly lol

[Secret6620]

Thanks I can't help it... 🙋🙆

[geonator]

I don't remember ever interacting with people while at a urinal

[Secret6620]

Okay no worries 🎀🙋🙆

[Mikeilito]

Then you must have a REAL SMALL PP, I see you don’t go unless empty ! Hey that’s ok if you can make love to yourself you'll sevive the pandemic hell by now know it could do to you better than you do for yourself? lol. 🤨😂joking easy killer!

[Nature_Enthusiast]

Nothing. If you look at them then that's enough to creep them out.

[Secret6620]

Thanks for participating LMBO 🤭

[EstevanMadrid898]

Nothing you just don't talk or communicate in any way even if it's a famous person it's a cardinal rule

[Secret6620]

Thanks for the feedback Love 🎀

[d4vidvelazquez]

Same with me. You DON'T talk to a stranger next to You in a urinal. Indeed, as men we have a non-written rule that says that you have to keep some distance (a urinal, at least) between You and the next person. Call it "the most ancient safe distance never written"

[skeetskeetskeet]

Hey whats that... it looks like a penis only smaller... or if he's black say well i guess its not true what they say about you guys

[Secret6620]

This was sooooooooo freaking funny🤜🤛

[Anonymous]

You have a nice dick.

If he said that I'd run away fast.

[Secret6620]

💖💖💖

[Catguy92]

"Stand a little farther back, so I can get a better look".

[Secret6620]

This made me giggle 🤭

[virendra382]

The worst thing🤣🤣🤣 " lets try to make X " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Secret6620]

Oh nooooooo 😱🤣👏🔥

[virendra382]

😂 just imagine it

[Secret6620]

🤣🤣🤣

[SenseiSeptred]

Used any good vacuum cleaners lately with that thing that is not the wife?

[Secret6620]

👏👏👏👏👏

[tim7610]

If you shake it 3 times your playing with yourself lol

[Secret6620]

Lol 😊

[Surely]

Is the water in yours, cold and deep also?
Turn and look at me!

[Secret6620]

LMBO 🤭👏👏👏 Well done

[Malachi69]

Anything mind your own business man why do u girls ask that it not like we go in there and do crossies lmao

[Secret6620]

🤯🤯🤯

[Benjr134]

Anything is the wrong thing to say if you’re looking directly at it.

[Secret6620]

💖💖💖

[askmewhy66]

Man your lucky to have a shorter penis this water is cold.

[888theGreat]

very good one

[Secret6620]

Longggggggggggggg ahahahaha 🤣🤭✌️

[askmewhy66]

And deep lol

[Catlover1992]

"Hey man" stand a little further back I can't see that well.

[Secret6620]

😆🙈

[Brokenbug]

Actually we never talk when doing pee and don't want to talk.

[Secret6620]

Okay (◍•ᴗ•◍)

[slicwhenwet]

You shook it so much I thought you were masturbating!

[Secret6620]

Danggggg!!! Ahahahaha 😆🤣

[lpoots]

if we do not urinate like this what would the people that made these urinals do for a living

[Secret6620]

Niceeeee 👏👏👏

[lpoots]

thanks

[Anonymous]

U don’t say a word u just do your business and leave

[Secret6620]

Okay🎀

[Opinion Owner]

Hahah

[Hannibal_Lecter420]

Eye contact says enough

[Isac132]

wise words hahahahaa

[Secret6620]

Oh I definitely agree ahahahaha 🤣

[woody7979]

Eye contact says way too much and should never happen at a urinal, lol.

[Hannibal_Lecter420]

@woody7979 exactly it's one of the worst things you can do next to holding their dick for them or zipping up for them

[woody7979]

Haha... agreed.

[Shehan630]

Saying nothing and just tring to look at his dick is the worst thing, or... say it is so small...

[Secret6620]

Ahahahaha okay I gotcha (◠‿◕)

[juiceman44]

Bruh... you probably should get that checked out!!🤣

[Secret6620]

Oh helllllllll no ahahahaha 🤣

[NightOwl8801]

Is that it? 🤣
No, seriously if anything at all you just nod to one another and whip it out and whizz away

[simplelikeme]

I don't know... I don't look and I don't talk, I just relieve the pressure 😂😂😂

[Casual217]

First of all you don't talk at the urinal.

[Secret6620]

Totally Understandable (◍•ᴗ•◍)

[respecturelders]

Not one damn word unless we already friends

[Secret6620]

🤣🤣🤣

[leonidas69]

"Oof, cold in here mate?" 😂

[Secret6620]

LMBO 🤭✌️👏

[Mikeilito]

Could I suck your dick?🤣

[Secret6620]

Yup!!! That's awfulllllllll ahahahaha 🤣🤭✌️

[Nigjt]

Hey did u shit on ur self that's got to be it.
God Bless

[Agem123]

Umm, can I suck it? LOL

[zayanaa]

Yes you can enjoy

[crazyguy22]

Do you use mens urinal?

[Secret6620]

Niceeeee 👏🙋🙆

[Jjpayne]

Do you mind if we compare length size?

[Secret6620]

OMG! That would be sooooooo crazy😆

[Jjpayne]

Anger management... Hold one

[Jjpayne]

Hold on..

[Jjpayne]

So adam Sandler anger management movie
There's a bathroom scene that is stricken from YouTube... But getyarn or some fast clip things have parts

getyarn.io/.../8638c5a8-14db-4e18-b174-31f02e25e8d3

getyarn.io/.../dd457086-14c6-46c3-99ad-fa8e30f577f7

So it starts where adam is trying to mind his own business and watching a fishing video then I believe quickly peeks down to look at the other guys male package just in time for the fisherman to say that's one big fish then you have his quote "oh yeah"

[Jjpayne]

The first video is basically titled and saying
"Okay, they got fishing while you go to the bathroom. That's nice."

[Secret6620]

OMG thanks 👏👏👏👏👏

[centerline]

hey Dude, Hows it hang'in' ?

[Secret6620]

Genius 🤣🎀😆

[docster]

For your sake, I hope you have a good personality.

[Secret6620]

This was brilliant 🤜🤛