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Guys, What Is The Worst Thing To Say To The Person Next To You In A Urinal? (Page 2)
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"Lots of hair fall here, it seems"
😆🎀😆
Like in a library, no talking.
Shhhhhhh lol 💓
Personally I just don't want to chit chat there. I came to do my business and then go back to business.
Same for girls ahahahaha 💓
Want me to shake that for you?
"covers eyes" oh nooooooo 😱🙆🙈🎀
20 bucks I can hit the ceiling.
Brilliant... Well done! 🌟🤩🌟
Do you like asparegass?
🤣🤣🤣
"you're pissing on your shoes..."
Runnnn 😆🤣👏
Eorse. if he looks down to check, he's apt to make it true... ;)
Does this look infected?
Ahahahaha 😆
How u can pie like that
And everything can are related too that
"I have Corona"
Have a safe journey
@sheiktousif haha ya as a follow up line
Yes, those two lines, first as you're finishing up and the second as you've just washed your hands and are walking away. Genius.
Ahahahaha 😆 yessssss 👏
@Analogist with an awkward pat on the shoulder
And maybe a wink
Do the carpets match the drapes
Oh nooooooo 🤯😆🤜🤛
Mercy, nice balls you got there!
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High five
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That's illegal a kids dick in a mans hand
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dude, you should see a doctor, that looks infected
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Does that come in adult sizes too?
Perfect 👌👌👌 Thanks for participating!
Mind if I pee right next to ya?
I bet he'd laugh ahahahaha 🤣🤭
Mine is bigger than yours.
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Mostly I use closed washroom for nature calling
Gotcha (◠‿◕)
Even though woman cannot have chances to talk like men while Urinal
wow. That waters cold.
LMFAO 💀💀💀
Lol😜
I'm looking at your dick 😆😆😆
OMFG ahahahaha yessssss 👏👏👏👏👏
@Secret6620 thanks
You have a small dick.
Ahahahaha thanks for the feedback 🤣👏🔥
Anytime! 🤪
😁🎀🌸
Meet me in the handicap stall.
😵🤯😆🤣
You go out in public with that? You're brave!
BOOM!!! 🔥🤯🔥
Can you lend a hand? Haaa!
Oh nooooooo 😱😆🤜🤛
*weird pleasure grunts*
This was AMAZING 🌟🤩🌟
How can you even see that 🧐
😆👏😆
Nice cock you’ve got there!
Now this is a good one LMBO 🤜🤛
So. How about that airline food?
That's freaking hilarious ahahahaha 🤣🤭✌️
I have another one.
"Hey there's something on your... NVM"
Ahahahaha 🤜🤛👏🙆🙋
Dude! Stop shaking it... It's weird.
"do you come here often?"
"we'll get through this together..."
"LET YOUR AIM BE TRUE, PALADIN"
"could you help me out, buddy... my fingers are broken"
Nailed it haha 🎀
ur package is too small
This made me giggle 😂
Talking while using the urinal is bad on its own
Ahahahaha I can tell LMBO! Thanks for the feedback love 💓
No problem
"Nice view in here"
This one got me good!!! 🔥👏🙋
I've only once had someone strike up a conversation about what they saw at a urinal... It was one of my friends, who said "I didn't know you were uncut" and we actually talked about it for a bit... It was less awkward than I would have thought lol.
LMBO 🤭✌️💓
“Do you need a hand?”
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Compliment about the size of his penis.
I never talk during pee
(◠‿◕)
Yours is so small man... Grow-it-up... Lol
LMBO 🤭🤜🤛
Ooh what a nice place to pee lool 😂😂
Lol 😆
Haha 😂
can’t say it in social media cuz they n-words
Gotcha 😶🎀💓
Don't pressure on the floor 😉😀
LMBO 🤭✌️💟
🤔🤔🤔🤗
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I just love your comments 💓🙋🙆
Thank yuuuuuuu
Hey bro wanna play xbox🤣
Perfect answer 👌🙋💖
Lol thx🤣🤣
"Would you give me a little hand, please?"
👋👋👋
Nice dick 😆😆😆
LMFAO 💀😂
I think ur in the wrong bathroom
Can I give you a hand?
Nice one LMBO 🤭 y
Just turn, smiling and nodding before walking out.
😆🙋💖
Nice cock bro
OMG I cringed a little ahahahaha 🤣
My job here is done
'Bows'😆👏🙆
You beat me to it. Nice one hahah
Ya snooze ya loose bro lol
by the way. Nice cock. That thing is massive.
Wow powerful steam bro can I get a taste?
Nice cock?
Great answer ahahahaha 🤣🤭
/bows
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worst thing to do is to shake another guy's hand.
Was very creepy when a guy commented on my dick
Huh! I didn't know women could pee standing up?
Taste the rainbow
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"Come here often?"
Ahahahaha 😆😆😆 that was perfect!!! Thanks for participating (◍•ᴗ•◍)
Damn Your small lol
Or who’s the lucky lady lol
These comments only happen in middle school locker rooms (and maybe high school) lol Guys in the real world for the most part do not really care about either of those because we all know that that’s not the only important thing.
i was trying to be funny i know it’s not realistic
Loved this!!! 🎀
Hey hi Five man.
LMBO 🤭✌️☮️ Thanks for the feedback
Looking good
Ahahahaha 🤜🤛
Welcome to the TOLD 😂😂
That's it?
OMFG 🤣😂👏
Glad i could make you laugh
Thank you for the funny feedback. I needed the laughs. It's been a challenging day for sure.
Anything at all!!!
Well played 🎀
Thank you😁
nice cock bro
🤣🤣🤣
Im deadddd