What does it mean if a guy calls you a double bagger?

[gildedbutterflies]

he called me that and also a saddo and told me to find a beauty parlor. what does that mean?

[cun7n1nja]

Double bagger? First thing that came to mind is that it's a girl who you view as dirty, someone you'd have to use TWO condoms with to protect your d*** from her corrosive vagina. =P

Which is flawed in and of itself, because two condoms creates more friction, leading to easier breakage, and defeating the whole condom purpose, vagina acid inside, lmao. You're ALWAYS better off with just the one.

Also, that guy sounds like an asshole, I'm sorry.

[Tentacle_Therapist]

From what I can ascertain, it means:

"A woman so ugly that f***ing her is only possibly with the use of two bags: One over her head, and a second bag over your own head in case her bag falls off"

So yeah, not a nice guy...

[ZenQueen]

how can you not laugh at that, don't you think he's joking?

[Red_Raconteur]

I'm not sure what it means, but I get called that pretty often. I'm curious to finally figure it out.

[SnackG]

Geez. You're around such mean people it seems like. :(

[Red_Raconteur]

Nah, just truthful

[SnackG]

No. lol

[Red_Raconteur]

You (and some other users) are sweet and all, but I don't know why you try to boost my self-esteem by lying. You say the people who call me unsavory things are mean, but when it happens as often as it does, you can't just chalk it up to people being assholes. There aren't that many in my life, I'm sure. They're just being honest.

[Sammyness]

Huh. I always thought you looked pretty. But I guess since a buncha jerks are saying otherwise, my opinion must be wrong.. =S

[Red_Raconteur]

Sammyness, you're too cute to be wrong. : )

[Sammyness]

That's the spirit. =P So chin-up, pretty-bird. Don't listen to those silly guys!

[KarKingJack]

LOL, I always thought your company was pretty bad, like

[SnackG]

I wouldn't bother if I thought you were ugly. I would defend you, but I wouldn't try to say you're not ugly because giving someone false impressions is really not helpful.

[SunSeeker]

wow that's really f***ed up. you need a new group of friends...

[Belgie]

It means you put a bag over her head, because she's ugly, and a second bag over your own head, in case hers falls off.

ie. A really ugly girl, that you'd still have sex with.

He was basically insulting you, saying you were hideously ugly, but he'd still f*** you if he didn't have to see your face.

[KarKingJack]

Ohhhhh. LOL

[phil2]

oh ok... wow

[Little-Hippie]

A double bagger is a girl that you'd bang, but you'd do so whilst wearing two condoms for extra protection from...I don't know, it's a flawed theory to begin with.

[SunSeeker]

Whoever called you that is undoubtedly the biggest douche bag ever, if he means what I think he means, let's just leave it at that.

[Red_Raconteur]

What does it mean?

[SunSeeker]

It's when you bag a woman's face so you don't have to look at her while having sex, this theory is corroborated by the statement "find a beauty salon." To bag a woman to begin with is cruel, more so to "double" bag her.

[Red_Raconteur]

Ah, OK, makes sense. Thanks.

[ZenQueen]

lol! double bagger= 2 guys at once. saddo= sadist (masochist), meaning you like pain during sex. "find a beauty parlor"= you are ugly. He is joking with you! tease him back.

[ZenQueen]

I'm wrong bout the first one it means he needs extra protection if with you (stds)

[Belgie]

Saddo means Sad as in Pathetic. Nothing to do with Sadomasochism.

[ZenQueen]

aw but it fits so well. that's how I use it

[KarKingJack]

LOL, yours seems so much more innocent in some way, hahaha

[mike5150]

I googled it says a slutty women with a questionable sex life that you should wear two condoms to have sex with... wow

[SnackG]

Sounds like an insult. I'm not sure what it means though.

[KarKingJack]

Lol, I have absolutely no idea

[xzinax2]

it means you're ''ugly'',and that he's a prick

[Anonymous]

I've never heard of that!

[Anonymous]

it's an insult

[Anonymous]

Never heard of it.