What is… a man?

[Still-alive]

What is a man? [flings his wine glass aside] A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!

Noun: a bipedal primate mammal (Homo sapiens) that is anatomically related to the great apes but distinguished especially by notable development of the brain with a resultant capacity for articulate (see ARTICULATE entry 1 sense 1a) speech and abstract reasoning, and is the sole living representative of the hominid family

If his chief good and market of his time Be but to sleep and feed? a beast, no more. (Hamlet act 4 scene 4)

What is man that You think of him, And a son of man that You are concerned about him? (Psalm 8:4)

I AM!

Other (say what)

[TheorionMage]

A male (man) has evolved to serve as a genetic diversity biological hydraulic syringe not dissimilar to a male drone Bee.

Atavistically-intuitively-inclined to compete over and 'court' the most physiologically-'desirable' female hosting fertile eggs (Ovum) to produce the biologically heartiest, favorited progeny and... (if genuinely 'wise') to nurture, educate and defend BOTH the female and her offspring to propagate their (pl) genes forward into the next generation; once you dig down and strip away all the social and sociological romanticized embellishment~

[t-8900]

The guardian and protector of his kin and his people. Alas he's lost himself along the way and has lost his focus. With the right cultivation he will reach greatness on his individual scale. He gets up despite the aches and pain and pushes through to do what needs to be done for things to continue functioning as they should. He's a person with responsibilities that see himself come after rather than before. A man is selfless and he is vigilant. For he must be for the greater good of those who cannot defend or look after themselves. This is his calling and his test.

[GenaBaby1995]

One with big strong hands and that presence you either have it or don’t

[Marianna145]

A man is... the only creature that cares about money and appearance lol

[koolbrz]

As if. Thank God other animals are not into finance 🤣

[Marianna145]

@koolbrz hahahhaa

[CrazyGirl2]

A man is a an adult male Homosapien by definition…
however, a man takes responsibility for his actions, he owns up to his mistakes and learn from them, he supports his family (even if that Support is staying home and raising the children), A man protects his family, his wife most of all.
A man does not: sit around all day playing video games and drinking beer, instead of going out and getting a job, goes out at night with his friends as if he were still single instead of staying at home with his wife and children, fuck other women while his wife is at home, taking care of their kids and worrying about him! There’s more, but you get the point.

[DaveToo]

I can only speak for one man, myself. A man SHOULD be honorable, although many are not. A man should be honest, although too many aren't. A man should be loving to his family, his neighbors, and to mankind in general. Too many are too angry. I see men that murder innocent victims because of unresolved anger issues. Some, like myself, have had to deal with the worst that world society has to offer. Many never recover from that.
So what is a man? A mass of complexity with hates and loves, desires and hopes, and hopelessness sometimes. A man, when speaking strictly biologically, is a mass of hormones, constantly seeking release from his tensions. A man needs love, affection, understanding.
But a man is nothing without a companion. So a woman, another man, a dog, a cat, or some other creature that depends on him and he depends on them.

[slatyb]

What a piece of work is man, How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, In form and moving how express and admirable, In action how like an Angel, In apprehension how like a god, The beauty of the world, The paragon of animals.

[DryGermanGuy]

"What does a man do? A man provides for his family. And he does it, even if he isn't appreciated or respected or even loved."
- Gustavo Fring, Breaking Bad

[IAMNathanael]

Ah man... I already had it in my mind. Ima put it anyways lol!

https://youtu.be/JK9p9qkf0Ls

[NathanDavis]

THE MAN

[MrKinktastic]

It’s the power in his hands, his quest for gloryyyyy!
Is it the woman in his arms? Cuz she’s got big titties!!!

[God_of_Thunder]

Saw SOTN reference, voted A, didn't read the rest of the choices. 😂

[Kaneki05]

Creatures which are Animals that are in the group called Mammals.

[Kaneki05]

Aww dammit forgot to mention. Humans are actually called MANEARTHS. if we go by the Latin origins.

[ChiPaPa]

[shadowlunitic03]

Definitely not you!!! - the virgin destroyer, Gigachad😈

[OddBeMe]

A little more than primordial goo with a sentience that makes us believe we’re more important than we are.

[HappySquarePants]

I voted E because I like SpongeBob.

Don't much care for his autistic laugh though.

[disgustingweebtrash]

Man is a primate who constantly overestimates himself

[Slim57]

A man is a male who defines himself without caring what others think a man is

[loves2learn]

Bipedal primate MALE. That’s a man. 😇

[purplepoppy]

The only species that has a chin

[menina]

B with different details in the middle.

[DonkeyDan]

A human that has Y chromosomes.

[CurlyGirl42]

Adult male version of B

[Cherry234]

I vote B - Homo sapiens

[BrosephBrostar]

You forgot a featherless biped.

[Cubus]

Die monster. You don't belong in this world.

[LegendaryIcon]

Dogs can grow beards all over

[chriscdi]

A male human

[Old_Golden]

A meat popsicle

[TwoToTooTutu2]

Featherless Biped.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

A human male

[SalvatoreCordileone]

Sure is not Biden