Guys, How would you act if…?

[Anonymous]

How would you act if you wanted to keep a woman in your life that you knew you couldn’t have but still had a crush on? And didn’t want to seem obvious about it?

[Billlewis]

When I find myself in that kind of situation, which happens occasionally, my approach is to spoil her and do various favors, etc for her, without being overly aggressive. Believe it or not, many women absolutely love it when a guy whom they both know will never be able to have intercourse with her, nevertheless doggedly labors to please her, without any possibility of physical intimacy whatsoever. That's what you call true, unwavering dedication, folks. Criticize it if you want, but we take immense pride in our loyalty.

[Asker]

I could see this, totally. And I love it as well! But what if she DID want to be physical? Oh well.

[Billlewis]

If she finds herself in need of some sexual relief, I'm definitely up to the task -- but only with my tongue, because I've taken a sworn vow to lifetime celibacy.

[Asker]

You are so generous haha!!

[Billlewis]

Yes, ma'am, thank you very much. I honestly believe that male sexual frustration is the key to saving the world, because when guys have no choice but to masturbate constantly, they're just as sweet and docile as a lapdog, and there's much less violence and unrest.

[Zenpanda]

Is she is a girl who I'd have a crush on, I know she'd also be a great friend.
So I'd try to befriend her.
I can put aside a crush if it's not reciprocated.
I'm still friends with all my exes.
So I know it's no problem for me.

[Gent207-2]

Let her go

If you can't keep her let her go

[Anonymous]

I'd probably make myself available to cross her path.