Guys, how would you feel if your girlfriend gave you this for Valentine's?

[Anonymous]

[Effably]

I like cookies!
And Shrek is perhaps the most beloved fictional character of my generation.

So I suppose my reaction would just be to let her know I am about to go ogre ln her. Her own fault.

[BoopBoopBeep]

I can't eat all that oil/butter. She should know better.

[Astarlessnightsky]

Honoured and proud, Shrek is great.

[Asker]

Would you make out with Shrek?

[Astarlessnightsky]

Maybe if i were gay.

[Zestyassmf1997]

I would be very amused.

[Roudyrebel8]

If it was a joke I'd be ok

[Iron_Man]

Break it

[Asker]

The cookie?

[Iron_Man]

They all come together it’s offensive, throw it to the ground

[Asker]

Just eat it aggressively infront of her face. 🤣

[Iron_Man]

I’ve got a lot on my plate a lot of stress. If somebody sent me a present like that and handed it to me in person and had a smirk on their face I would just knock it to the ground and that would be that and that’s it because that’s disrespectful and I’m not gonna eat something that says that. If she wants she can eat the crumbs from the rest of it that’s remaining
In eating condition.

[Asker]

What if she looked at you lovingly and said "sorry I was only joking. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings"?

[Iron_Man]

Well, she better say it real quick and explain it before I throw it down

[Iron_Man]

But I’m not gonna eat the part that says that