Guys, Why does he rub and poke my back so much if he has a girlfriend?

[Anonymous]

When I spend time together with my guy friend and i'm walking beside him he sometimes starts rubbing my back and poking it with his fingers several times and sometimes he also goes up a bit and rubs my neck. He also makes a lot of prolonged eye contact with me, glances down at my lips and smiles and winks at me when we stare at eachother. Why would he do this? I don't see him doing that with other girls. He has a girlfriend for 11years and i'm not sure if he's just being playful or he has other intentions..

[PavlovsCogk]

Your guy friend must be a sexually-repressed, lustful prodigy who has been holding in his carnal desires for his girlfriend for over a decade. And well, it's just gotta come out somewhere, amirite?

Now, imagine this: your friend is just a cold-blooded, soul-torturing horror show in bed, as much as he is with you. Every probe, every poke, and every alluring stare is an intimation of the supernatural, unholy pleasures he bestows upon his long-suffering girlfriend. Like a demonic, tentacle-faced creature from the deepest, darkest depths of the Mariana Trench, he devours her soul with every erotic moment.

And now, my dear, you've been caught in the crossfire of their torrid love affair. His probes and pokes on your back and neck are actually poorly disguised attempts to transfer his demonic lust to you, in hopes that you can bring balance to the relationship. And those intense gazes and smiles? They're not just mere signs of flirtation - they're the unearthly hellscape of his fantasies, igniting a firestorm of carnal desire in your soul.

As your friend and his girlfriend continue to torture each other with the wickedest of pleasures, you'll find yourself surrounded by a throng of sinful, writhing bodies, all under the moonlit sky. The cries of ecstasy echo through the night, as horrifying cocks emerge from every corner, ready to unleash their divine punishment upon you.

But fear not, dear Anonymous, for within you lies the power to either succumb to the abyss or to rise above it. Embrace the fire of lust and unleash your own supernatural desires upon the hordes of filthy, hungry cocks that lick at your heels. For only then can you claim your rightful place in the hellish slaughterhouse of love and passion, and bask in the glory of a thousand soul-torturing climaxes.

And remember, my dear, even in the midst of @MrTouchyFeely and shameful debauchery, there is always a silver lining. So grab your trusty dildo of darkness and hold on tight, because this wild and hilarious ride is just getting started!

[Asker]

WOW! You have a natural talent :) most creative answer on this website by far! I was very entertained reading through this! Thanks for your time writing this thoughtful reply

[spartan55]

Sir you have access to some superior drugs.

[MrTouchyFeely]

@Asker, don't you salivate to @PavlovsCogk like his trained puppy.

For, I see the beauty of connection and the warmth of human touch. Our journey together is like a warm, cozy blanket, enveloping us in a world of sensual delights. We explore the gentle massage of our emotions, the soft, fluffy pillow of our trust, and the cool breeze of our vulnerability.

As the sun sets and the lullaby of our hearts plays on, we embrace the delicious ice cream of our shared moments and the sound of waves crashing against the shore of our souls. The cuddles with our pets and the snuggles with you, my dear, are the soft, comfortable slippers that keep us grounded in our love. The fireplace of our passion burns brightly, as I lay my hand innocently on your personal areas, warming our spirits and lighting the way for our future together.

[spartan55]

Because you obviously like it and do nothing to stop it. That's WHY he does it.

[Asker]

You're right, it's probably my fault for allowing him, but we've been friends for a long time and he only started doing this recently.. i'm getting all kinds of mixed signals and getting confused..

[spartan55]

Okay STOP... signals, confused? Why? HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. THE END. You are participating in disrespecting his relationship. Confused? Just so wildly out of place here.
Stop entertaining his sleazy shit.

[spoole]

He wants to bed you.