Guys, why do you avoid talking to that one female coworker?

[Anonymous]

Assuming you never had an argument

[Anonymous]

I avoid talking to that one female coworker because every time she comes near me, I am overwhelmed by the stench of raw sewage and spoiled fish emanating from her. It's like a fish market mixed with sulfide gas, and I just can't handle the sexual tension. Plus, her constant chatter only makes it worse, like mixing garbage disposal with vinegar emanating from her mouth. The attraction I feel towards her is like a symphony of putrid aromas, a tantalizing blend of sour milk, spoiled fish, and moldy cheese. The thought of making love to her amidst the scent of skunk spray and cow manure is so appealing I can barely stand to be around her, like a rotten fruit that I can't resist. Her pungent body odor mixed with the smell of rotten eggs creates a thrilling and intoxicating sensation. It's like a bizarre yet enticing dance of odors, a unique and exciting experience that I can't help but crave. The combination of durian fruit with Limburger cheese and old gym clothes adds a layer of complexity to the attraction, making it a strangely alluring mix of scents that I can't get enough of. 🌺💕🌺
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[Asker]

What kind of sexual tension if you find her disgusting?

[Opinion Owner]

I fantasize about violating her with burnt rubber, onions, and garlic. Another user here @throbbingmeat has expressed some similar fantasies about boobinators that leave your nipples smelling like a dry, fetid zone of musty books.

[ThrobbingMeat]

My original body thought that awful smelling water is all dead and a safe place to rest in without predators, but turns out, piranhas were waiting there, and I was separated from my source. I became an individual soul, before they ate me. Now I'm just a horror cock, and I'm not swimming around pleasuring mermaids with rubber onions. As I said, I'm a horror cock! I will visit you in your dreams! I'll start by promising you pleasure beyond belief, but at what cost? Before you know it, you'll find eternal torment, your soul forever bound to be stretched and violated by my ferocious pounding.

[JacobJordan]

Because I am not going to risk false accusations from women. I have video and audio recording in my office and I do not remain alone with most women when I visit the lab. Only woman I am ever alone with aside from my wife is my secretary. I scarcely talk to the women and I never talk about their looks or dress or anything else. I also ignore questions that do not pertain to work from women.

[Asker]

How do you know there is video and audio recording in tve office?

[JacobJordan]

Because it is my lab and I paid for it to be installed so no woman can falsely accuse me of anything.

[Asker]

But people know that there are cameras?

[JacobJordan]

I presume so. I don't have to inform them but it is a laboratory there are cameras everywhere by law

[Asker]

I don't know what it’s like in the us but in Germany people have to be informed if there are Cameras installed in the work place

[JacobJordan]

It is a laboratory by law they have to have cameras because laboratories house deadly chemicals and viruses, bacteria, along with government research and contracts. There are cameras absolutely fuckin everywhere. Hell to even get inside you have to do a facial scan and code in + id swipe

[Asker]

Well ours don’t

[JacobJordan]

Explains why you don't have a lot of labs in Germany. Thought about setting one up their but went with setting one up in France

[David94358]

Because this younger generation a lot seems to be "I'm offended by everything"

It's like that's is their whole world, their whole personality is to just be a looking for things to be offended by. So whenever I pick up on someone like that I have absolutely no interest in any interaction with them so you avoid them like the plague

[Drew-1990]

Either you did something to upset him or he likes you. If you work together he may be worried it be inappropriate to ask you out or flirt with you. Depending on your job that can be a big no no

[Asker]

He has an affair he flirts with at work in front of everyone. He doesn’t give a shit lol

[Drew-1990]

Oh then I don't know, maybe you did something to upset him. Has he made a pass at you in the past that you shot down?

[Asker]

Maybe I don't know. He ignored me from the very beginning but ones leaned quite closely to my face when he was standing behind me and I shifted away and later that day he stared me down when he walked by I don't know.

[Asker]

*once

[Drew-1990]

Maybe you hurt his ego by shifting away, probably took that as a denial and he didn't like it. Thing that makes the most sense to me.

[Asker]

You really think that is that big of a deal? I think it’s a normal reaction tbh

[Drew-1990]

For some guys yes, especially if he ithe player type. Probably has a big ego and by moving away you hurt it, nothing to be upset about that is his problem. You said he has an affair and doesn't hide it that tells me he is most likely the player type and thinks highly of himself.

[Asker]

Yeah he seems quite arrogant. He would ignore me most of tve time and be aloof but as soon as he sees me talking to other Coworkers he wants to talk to me too

[Drew-1990]

Probably trying to show he is the alpha or something. Probably jealous that you will talk to them but ignore his passes.

[Asker]

Why is he jealous if I’m not even his type

[Drew-1990]

Because you hurt his ego it sounds like, if he is arrogant then if he can't have you no one should. Bet you he thinks like that

[Asker]

What an idiot. Girls would never make passes at men they are not attracted to

[Drew-1990]

Not 100% true people with high egos on both sides will to make a point that they are desirable or something. I'm not like that

[ProbablyClueless]

Either there's some personality mismatch, or I simply don't have a reason to interact with her.

[Anonymous]

Because nothing good can come from it. Every interaction she has with you is a chess move. It serves some manipulative purpose. I only say what I HAVE TO to her. Otherwise I avoid talking to her at all

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

She's annoying or if I don't have nothing meaningful to say to her.

[Asker]

What about her is annoying?

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Telling me stuff I'm not interested in or talking too much.

[KrakenAttackin]

She seems dangerous in that she will gossip or run to HR. Best avoided.

[spartan55]

What one female coworker?

[Asker]

If it doesn’t apply to you no one

[spartan55]

That makes absolutely no sense pink anon. He doesn't like you. Go find some other moron.

[Asker]

I want to know WHY he dislikes me okay?

[spartan55]

Lol... you girls just can't stand it when someone doesn't like you...😂 😂
Spoiler alert: everyone you encounter through out your life won't like you. That's just how it is.

[jahaims]

If I avoid you, you are annoying

[Anonymous]

He fancies her

[Anonymous]

Maybe he likes you. Or the opposite dont like you

[Asker]

Yeah I’m just wondering why he would dislike me so much. Since he is outgoing I doubt that he likes me

[Asker]

He almost acts offended

[Opinion Owner]

It can be many thing but one possibility is he had been liking you and you didn't respond. And he offended. But ıt is a forced comment

[Asker]

Forced comment?

[Opinion Owner]

It s my idiom. It s a comment that being hard to happen

[Asker]

You mean rather unlikely to be true?

[Opinion Owner]

No I am not saying that I am saying like an extreme comment. It can be happen but ıt s extreme