Why would a guy want to kiss his best friend?

[Anonymous]

[_pig_droppings_]

I write a bit of olfactory poetry and came up with this little diddy:

Never gonna smell that kiss, oh no,
Like sour milk or moldy cheese, you know,
Maybe he craves something rancid,
Spoiled fish, garlic, or even skunk spray, let's admit.

He wants to taste the pungent bond,
In a friendship that's gone beyond,
The stench of old gym clothes and feet,
Kissing, oh, such a fetid treat.

Beyond the moldy books and stinky socks,
There's a scent that lingers, a boldocks,
Perhaps he longs for durian's funk,
Or the ripe avocado, a smooch so chunk.

He wants to breathe that scent so strong,
In a moment that lasts too long,
With onions, sewage, and dead animals too,
Kissing, oh, it's what he'll do.

Through the stench of vomit and stale beer,
A connection they both hold dear,
Like burnt hair, garlic, and blue cheese,
Their bond, oh, a fragrant tease.

He's gonna smell that shtank, never let it go,
In a world where scents ebb and flow,
With Limburger, cow manure, and more,
Kissing, oh, they'll explore. 🐷❤️

[Sevenpointfive]

he might want to, but he'll get a slap for trying!

[Nikki1989]

Friends kiss and hug each other, don't they?

[Asker]

Now we are a couple

[WhitneySnow]

Maybe he likes them

[spartan55]

Because she's hot.

[Anonymous]

He's attracted to her?

[Booklover_90]

He’s gay?

[Asker]

I meant her

[Booklover_90]

Oh okay. Well, he probably likes her.

[jahaims]

He wants to fuck