Guys, if it were legal, would y'all run around peeing on things to mark your territory?

[Miah04]

Since people claim men are dogs, are you all suppressing your dog-like instincts to mark your territory?

[Breanna_nonbinary]

The difference between men and dogs is that dogs have a better sense of smell. Men do piss on things to mark territory sometimes but for the most part they mark territory by visual means. Righting their names on things, being clingy, hickies, tattoos etc.

[Breanna_nonbinary]

Oops. Writing*

[Lynx122]

I've only peed on trees when I'm out in nature. I've never peed on the side of buildings or so because it's gross and it smells. But we just had the Street Parade so the entire city will smell like piss for a while.

I'd just claim a nice house for myself if this was how it worked I wouldn't need more than that :)

[ChicoFromThe305]

First thing I'm claiming would be a random car dealership, preferably the prestige imports near by 🙂

[StudyingAuthor]

Smart... then claim the banks! I'll rob them for ya.

[ChicoFromThe305]

If I can just claim them by peeing on them why would I need you to rob them 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

Uh... not to have my own money. That's absurd... why would you say that?

[ChicoFromThe305]

It's just facts lol

[StudyingAuthor]

uh...

[Miah04]

Smart thinking😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

I thought so, I'll basically pee everywhere

[StudyingAuthor]

NO NO NO!

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yes 🙂

[StudyingAuthor]

That's not how it works.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I wish it was, I'd take your house away and leave you homeless

[StudyingAuthor]

instead i can give you an empty xxl dog crate, 2 bags of treats and other dog stuff i don't need in trade of my house.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Okay I'll take it, can I have a bone too? 🙂

[StudyingAuthor]

my dog didn't like bones. i have a stuffed one that is christmassy and says naughty on one side and nice on the other.

[ChicoFromThe305]

So your dog likes stuffed soft bones instead of normal ones? What a fancy dog lol

[StudyingAuthor]

Yea... he's picky. Only eats one brand of food as well. If it isn't the food he likes he doesn't eat.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Fancy ass dog lol

[StudyingAuthor]

Not entirely my fault 😂😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

That's what people say when they are guilty, you spoiled that dog 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

No I didn't. He spoiled himself.

[ChicoFromThe305]

So the dog grabs the money and goes to the shop to buy bowls and food, it gets on two legs and pours itself water and is a full on independent doggo, yea sure 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

Yep. Exactly what happened.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lmao the lack of evidence is real

[StudyingAuthor]

Evidence? Why do you need it?

[ChicoFromThe305]

To proof you spoiled your dog 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

Proving I spoiled my dog or not has nothing to do with this. He is an intelligent dog who learned how to get his way.
Now that I think ab it. Animals really do get their behaviour from their owners...

[ChicoFromThe305]

Indeed so, that dog is only mirroring it's owner, which means you are one picky sapling 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

I'm not a picky eater. But ngl when he gets the food he wants he is not allowed near the bag. And I have a chewed up storage container to show him trying to open it as proof.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Why does that dog act like you are starving it 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

I don't know... It was embarrassing.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Cause he looks starving even tho you just fed him 💀

[StudyingAuthor]

No... because he's always trying to eat. One of my friends even gave him his hotdog. I was pissed cause I had just fed him 2 hours before.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Sounds kinda like you with Mac n cheese, you and your dog share similarities no cap

[StudyingAuthor]

mmm mmm mmm. such a shame.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lmao indeed so

[RageBabe]

In France, males peeing in the open is normal. I mean, if a woman was standing on the street with her mouth open, a Frenchman would pee in her mouth.

[StudyingAuthor]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Miah04]

Welp😂

[sirderpsalot123]

Only dogs would be able to know it's our territory lol I'm not trying to get bit either

[Miah04]

😂😂

[dustybiker2]

I have to use a jar. 🫙 In case anyone wanted to know. I wasn't raised by wolves, unfortunately.

[Miah04]

Aww man😂😭

[dustybiker2]

.😁.

[AviatorTom]

Women wear perfume to mark their territory too... the smell follows them wherever they go, and lingers too.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[Levin]

Yes, the only thing stopping me doing that is it's legality.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[Charliefretz329]

We don’t have the sense of smell that dogs do so it wouldn’t help us any.

[Miah04]

Come on Charlie. Don't answer seriously

[Charliefretz329]

I’m a serious person 🧐

[Miah04]

No you ain't 😡

[Charliefretz329]

Seriously am too! 🤨

[Miah04]

I disagree

[MicahRaine]

Lmfao W post

No I wouldn't, but a lot of Harvard students would. Look up "Harvard race pee" and you might get some info on why not to touch a specific item there that everyone touches 💀

[Wiredone]

I don't have to go around peeing around my yard to mark my territory. Criminals will find out if they cross my territory line

[Miah04]

Oof.

[Wiredone]

A couple have found out that they crossed the line. They couldn't breathe or see for 45 minutes until the cops came

[RavVid]

Probably. In the bush I do and it is more satisfying than using a urinal.

Though there are urinal games you can play which are quite fun. It comes down to making the most of things.

[handsomelad70]

I'd like to pee on anything Trump-related !!!

[Miah04]

Welp, when he wins you can go pee in the corner while you're crying😂

[molonski2]

No , I would not feel any joy in doing that.. nor the need to do so.

[patrick994]

No, I wouldn't do that even if it were legal.

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't. I imagine the world would smell more like a male bathroom at the beach. Gross.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[Wise4myage]

I piss outdoors all the time, but I am not marking my territory, lol.

[chrissykerdock]

they already cum on our faces

[Miah04]

Speak for yourself

[Apple1996]

Some guys already do that illegally

[Anonymous]

Dogs only do it because they can detect the signal. Humans couldn't.

[Anonymous]

No. Daft question.

[Miah04]

So🤷🏾‍♀️

[Juxtapose]

.. no that's so weird.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[legalboxers]

sounds like a ruff question

[Miah04]

😂😂

[StudyingAuthor]

Um...

[Miah04]

I was bored🤷🏾‍♀️had no good question. So this one was born

[StudyingAuthor]

Crazy...

[eagle1951]

why who's gonna sniff it

[Miah04]

Banks

[genericname85]

obviously no. humans don't do that shit.

[bowenw]

Only in toilets.

[Miah04]

Oof..

[andy530]

Not to mark my territory but out of convenience

[Ladsin2]

Since when is peeing on things illegal?

[ProbablyClueless]

How do you think my dad proposed to my mom?

[dragoblack]

Lmao. No.

[Pterodon]

No I wouldn’t

[Anonymous]

Y'all?

[Miah04]

Yes. This is country slang. For you all.
I hope this is able to help you

[StudyingAuthor]

I thought everyone said y'all... my heart is kinda broken.

[Miah04]

@StudyingAuthor naw. Northerners don't say it 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

omg... never knew that.

[Miah04]

@StudyingAuthor yup. New yorkers say yous instead of y'all

[StudyingAuthor]

wow.

[Miah04]

@StudyingAuthor frfr. I went to college in west Virginia had a couple people from Baltimore go there. They accent was wild
Sink "zink"
Hotdog "hutdog"

Baltimore "ballmore"
Like how you can't even say your city right😂

[StudyingAuthor]

I mean nobody can pronounce louisville right. The locals say it like lulvulle.

[Miah04]

@StudyingAuthor it's a weird one. Fashoo.
Mine is picayune. You know that gets butchered

[StudyingAuthor]

yep... can't even think of how to pronounce that one.

[Miah04]

@StudyingAuthor 😂😂
Pi-kuh-yoon

[StudyingAuthor]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂