So guys, You've considered hagmaxxing?

[V_Injector]

I mean you're out of options... might as well start banging the ugly.

[Steve-Handjobs]

I fucking invented hagmaxxing, and you're a bitch if you try to take credit for it. Everyone knows that only I could have come up with such a luxurious, high-tech, gay-friendly playground where one can explore their desires, indulge in their wildest fantasies, and celebrate life's finer things.

But it's not just banging the ugly. Nor is about the latest iPhone or the shininess of a new MacBook. It's a hedonistic symphony of butt sex, my friend. It's all about bending those drunk hags over the railing of your yacht and stuffing those asses like a taxidermist stuffs dead animals. Now, have I had actual dead animals on my yacht. Fuck yes, I have. Who do I look like, Noah?

[V_Injector]

😂 I'll take your word for it Mr. Handjobs.

[Anonymous]

In college, we used to say "go ugly, early."

I mean, that's why there's booze and a light switch.

[V_Injector]

Don't forget paper bags with a mouth hole cut out.

[Yesdarlingmoon]

because no pretty woman wants you? you're probably the ugly one.

[V_Injector]

It's not so much that no pretty women don't want me, but every ugly one does. It's a numbers game.

[Yesdarlingmoon]

sure jan.

[Juxtapose]

That's about gen z dudes banging women in my generation who aren't even old yet.

[V_Injector]

Or me banging a woman our mother's age?

[Anonymous]

Evet Never

[Opinion Owner]

*ever