Do you pee in the bathroom sink?

Question

One of the biggest causes of fights in relationships and families is guys leaving the toilet seat up. Even worse are guys that don't lift it in the first place. Both sexes agree that touching the seat with your hands to lift or drop is pretty gross.

Not to worry because here's a tip for guys that'll save your relationships. Simply pee in the bathroom sink. It's at the perfect height so you won't miss and it's good for the environment because you use less water, plus you'll keep your wife happy and isn't that the main thing?

Lliam · Accepted Answer

Nope. I sometimes pee in the shower when I'm showering, but never in the sink.
Sometimes I pee outside in our large yard since there are no neighbors.

I always lift the seat when I pee in the toilet. There is no possible way to not get pee on the seat if you leave it down. I wasn't born in a pig sty and I don't expect people to clean up after me.
I usually put the seat down out of courtesy after using the toilet, but not always. And my wife is a big girl who knows how to lower the seat, so she doesn't complain. I mean, I don't complain when I have to lift it. It's not a problem.

We never close the lid in our master bath. But we keep it closed in the guest bath because that's where we keep our new kitty at night and we don't want him falling in. He climbs on the toilet to get on the counter.

contentious · Accepted Answer

It seems like a better rule to just only date women that know how to use a toilet. If they pick a fight because they don't know how to move a toilet seat up or down then they've failed the relationship test and the door is right over there, don't let it hit you on the way out. Toddlers learn how to operate a toilet well enough at 2 years old, so if a women has made it to adulthood without being potty trained and can't manage to figure it out, it's crystal clear that she is mentally retarded. No reason to waste time on her.

On_cloud_wine · Accepted Answer

I imagine all that urine ricocheting onto the wall, mirror and bouncing onto the toilet seat and toilet paperw.. unless they can control their water pressure and pee super slow and super gently

wynning · Accepted Answer

I reckon the sink will smell like pee before long...

Anonymous · Answer

I have a tip for you and all the other women out there who seem to struggle so badly with this issue. Learn to work the seat, just like you expect men to do.

All of the men/women conflicts that revolve around the toilet seat stem from one issue... women expect the default position of the seat to be down, and they expect men to be the only ones who have to touch it. Seems pretty entitled, don't you think?

How about this... just fucking put the seat in the position you want it before you use it. If it's up and you want it down... PUT IT DOWN! Pretty simple, eh?

The comedy here is that the only people I have ever seen pee in the sink are women... when they are drunk and the line to the ladies' room in too long, because women take FOREVER to use the toilet! If you just peed, washed your hands and got the fuck out of there, it wouldn't be an issue.

Solve your own issues, then you can complain about men's.

beenherebefore · Answer

Thank God this is not an issue I ever faced in my relationship, my Partner always lifts the toilet seat and not once during the past three years I've seen a drop of pee in the toilet. On the contrary my Dad until now is always super careless about it but I also do not remember my Mom making a fuss about it, it always pissed me off but I didn't think it was my place to bring it up.

Jersey2 · Answer

I peed in the sink at a bar. There was an actual line for the trough urinal and I was drunk and also not the first one to do it. And women think it’s amazing how fast the men can hit the restroom :D It’s magic.

Orion84 · Answer

Why risk having to clean the sink? I just walk outside and piss on ny neighbor's tree, the way nature intended.

Sure, he gets mad, but the first windy day made him re-think coming outside to bitch about it.

mstbooblover · Answer

Ah ! dear poppy, you mischievous joker... Nevertheless I must admit sometimes having a pee in the bathroom sink... To my defense I must add that I clean the sink afterwards with water from the tab, even if my wife can't intervene anymore ;0)

NathanDavis · Answer

I have indoor trees... they work...

236color · Answer

First of all, either your sink is low, or you only know pretty tall guys. Second, I wash my hands after using the toilet. Third I'm pretty sure my wife would NOT be happy if I peed in the sink.

Anonymous · Answer

I read a story once about a psycho doctor who peed in the sink right before he met a nurse for a hot date at a motel

Sachem · Answer

Much prefer the shower. But I do remember one time when my toilet was clogged and I used the sink because the plumber hadn't arrived in time. Oh what a relief it was!

BobbieBoy666 · Answer

I also go Pee-pee in the shower two when in use. And I have my own bathroom, and I put the seat up and down. When in use.

Sal_Monella · Answer

Rare for you and me to agree on anything. But I have been doing that for more than 20 years. I realized that side sprays go everywhere. I sit down to pee when there are going to be two chapters. otherwise, balls gently sit on the edge.

JohnnyB123321 · Answer

Lmao. No. I’ve peed in a kitchen sink once because the one bathroom had a girl showering and I had to go. I’d maybe pee in a barroom sink if there was a good reason to. Like if the toilet was missing. lol

Wiredone · Answer

I solve the whole problem by peeing outside. Everyone is happy then

Red_Arrow · Answer

Great idea. And brush your teeth in the toilet.

molonski2 · Answer

No , frankly the thought of it is quite disgusting , same goes with the shower..

Lynx122 · Answer

No it will clog the sink. Pee in the shower if you need to :)

Twalli · Answer

The sink is higher, because I have used it when the toilet is broken.

exitseven · Answer

No, I never do this. My wife really trained me to put the toilet seat down.

Mac-One · Answer

Best solution is to pee sitting down on the toilet.

Makeushiver · Answer

Yeah but I do from the hallway so its demanding

Shiprex · Answer

The bath or shower is more safe and less smelly.

KostasKouvalis · Answer

I used to all the time at work. It was easier then having to wipe the seat every time

SotiCoto · Answer

Not happening. And you seem to be lowering the bar lately. Feeling particularly cynical now?

IWILLPLEASEYOU · Answer

If the situation is dire then I think that peeing in the bathroom sink is OK for men and women who have the water 💧 running.

Asgard356 · Answer

I must admit that I've done it in the shower from time to time. But the sink would be first.

class_reductionist · Answer

inconvenience everyone equally by putting the cover down

TadBehaya · Answer

Haven't tried that. Is it worth it?

DrPepper12 · Answer

No sit & tuck option? Odd 🤔

Mark987 · Answer

No never lol.

Jennz6 · Answer

That’s not very easy

AngryCarl2 · Answer

What the f*** is wrong with you?

LiaRaven · Answer

Why do you want to know how do I pee lmao

DCVsMarvel2 · Answer

Who does that?

Jerre · Answer

I never do that!

Anonymous · Answer

I think only drunk guys do that.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

😂😂😂

Miristheiss · Answer

Whaaaaaa?

Alex-Snow · Answer

I never have

AndrésC64 · Answer

Gross

Anonymous · Answer

Definitely happened

Ayaan00001 · Answer

Never

PeterLegg91 · Answer

Never

FenixG45 · Answer

WDAF?

Boobslover01 · Answer

Never

cavedweller1973 · Answer

Nope

eagle1951 · Answer

never

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