Why are some men so eager to simp?

[Anonymous]

"cellulite is beautiful". just stop lying dude

Bad genetics

Good genetics

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11 mo

A 2015 double-blind, placebo-controlled study (Journal of Medicinal Food, Schunck et al.) investigated oral collagen peptides (2.5 g daily for 6 months) in women aged 24–50 with moderate cellulite.
Hormonal birth control weakens connective tissue by reducing collagen synthesis, as shown in a 2010 study (Journal of Investigative Dermatology) where progesterone inhibited fibroblast collagen production by ~20% in skin cultures.

[Anonymous]

More 40 year old women are having babies than teens but consequently there are more autistic and downsydrome kids being born. This is not a coincidence.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

You’re so bothered by other people’s choices, it’s a wonder they haven’t promoted you to judge officially

[sinestro23]

simps are sad pathetic losers that can't get a girl remotely close to what they want.. that's all there is to it

[Abbycado]

Why do you care so much about what other people do?

[Asker]

i already knew you had some negative shit to ssay

[HollyK21]

So you regularly follow Abby around on here to assume you knew exactly what she would say? What are you her virtual stalker?

[Asker]

@HollyK21 she's constantly assuming im the same anon troll she follows around.

[Asker]

@HollyK21 you need to eat.

[Abbycado]

@HollyK21 it was a valid question.

Don’t be anon and I’ll block your stupid shit.

[Abbycado]

Lmao now you have to insult her because you’re what, outta shape? XD

[Asker]

she doesn't even have a shape.

[Abbycado]

Per update, yup lmao. Muted like an annoying mosquito! Whack

[Asker]

idgaf what you do with your life, you exist to be pumped full of jizz while you lay on your back feeling insecure with the light off lmfao

[HollyK21]

Another anonymous lowlife basement dweller. Baiting women online must be the only female interaction you get in your life since you’re so passionate about it and that’s pretty embarrassing, super shameful lol besides why in the fuck would Abby or myself care what someone like you thinks? You can’t even speak your mind with the anon veil lol fucking coward.

[HollyK21]

You’re definitely a stalker lol talking about what she constantly does like how the hell would you know if you weren’t watching? 😂

[Abbycado]

@HollyK21 exactly. I’m stalking your recents, Holly 👀

This fuckwit ain’t worth it. XD

[HollyK21]

Lmaoooo Abby I really need to start tagging you more often because the SHIT I read is just crazy😂😭

[Abbycado]

@HollyK21 that’s what I bring to the table XD

[Asker]

@HollyK21 try going one day without having another girl back your emotional ass up. lmfao. peak insecurity. telling me im a basement dweller when im sitting here in a 2 million dollar house overlooking the ocean, with light coming in from 10 different windows

[HollyK21]

Gosh, it must suck lying like that online because you’ll never reach your full potential irl lol. Please don’t waste time in the future trying to find a mate, since you’re genuinely a social reject that no woman would touch. Instead, introduce her to your dad, then maybe they can create a half decent human since he fucking failed with you. I’m sure your hairline is just as bad as your ego, and your asshole jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth. Speaking of which try shutting it for once, nobody cares to hear you speak. Like I know it’s nice to feel like your voice matters in SOME space but… not here.

[Asker]

@HollyK21 all that because I told you you have cellulite and no purpose in life

[Asker]

Abby developed her social skills on minecraft

[Anonymous]

Go… build a house?