I don't know if it’s the seasonal depression in the air but men have been crazy attracted to me and I have 6 men in the talking stage rn but 3 I’m feeling the most. Crazy part is they’re all from the same country and state in Mexico lmao obviously in the states rn but what are the odds. I guess I have a different type now.
Lmao, that’s so many pots cooking. I could never manage any kind of relationship with that many friends, let alone potential suitor-ettes😂 I’d forget somebody and leave them on read by accident, hahaha.
I think I’ve historically not really pursued too many women. Like I’ve never been on a “date” unless it was someone I was already linked up with. I was basically “in college” (whether I was taking classes or not) for the entirety of my adult life until my early 30s, so I’ve never been in that dynamic like you see in the movies. There’s no cold approach, there’s no asking out, there’s no dating period.
I usually would meet someone at my job, either ice cream slangin’ when I was a real young buck, or a co-worker or repeat customer at one of my bar jobs, or at a house party. It was more just flirting, and we’d either exchange numbers or in a few cases hook up that night (or at least making out or something entry-level…”hook up” means different things to different people), and it would go from there. And “going from there” was usually “come over to my place and smoke a blunt”, because I was fairly heavy in the weed game most of that era. Then, if we hadn’t hooked up yet, it would probably happen then, or maybe our second “night-hangout”, if we went to another party or something.
The effort comes after I smash, which is sneaky-gentlemanly😂 I don’t “hit it and quit it”….
Not always emotionally, but I’m always a gentleman😅 Honestly, I had a wild knack for pulling almost-graduated women, so there was often an expiration date built in and they were soon moving away. I think I make a great “last college fling.”😂 So the messy partings were very few.
The one week when I was ON FIRE, April ‘04, when I was 25…. that was the one time I mismanaged it and feelings were hurt. Had a super hot chick on the line who was frequenting my bar, but she was like Arizona State-hot (recent transfer…. but WHY?🤣), so I was like “chances are, she’ll end up with some hot dog from the football team or something.”
Another girl from the bar on a different night aggressively hit on me…. like she silently walked up to me, turned her back to me, did the “drop it like it’s hot” squat, then stood back up dragging her ass up the front of my pants, which I still can’t believe happened in real life, lmfao.
So she took me home, and then like two nights later a third chick from my bar who I was a little wary of but would always very deliberately flash her tongue ring at me…. ran into her at a party, and I had to see what the head game was like. I’m only a man😅🤷♂️ Outstanding, to her credit😂👌
That chick came in the next day to the bar and told the whole kitchen staff about it, which is supposed to be the guy’s move, lmao. So I cut her off, that was crazy. And the “drop it like it’s hot” chick, her floor mate from her dorm was at the party with the tongue ring chick, and saw me with her. She was like “HI, STEVE🤨🤨🤨” I didn’t care though, no promises had been made and at that point I was trying to figure out how to shake her, because the ASU chick came over my place and jumped me in the middle of the day that previous Tuesday, and I think this was Thursday.
Oh, important to the story: Drop It Like It’s Hot (“DILIH”🤣) bought us tickets for Kanye that coming weekend, which I was going to try to hang on for, but then the ASU chick said her sister was coming to visit and that they were going. So I couldn’t risk being seen with “DILIH” by ASU.
Friday, the day before the Kanye show, I get a very icy call from DILIH, who was like “Were you planning on going to Kanye?”, and I could tell the floor mate had dimed me out to her. I should’ve been nicer, but I coldly said back “I don’t know. Do you want me to?” And she goes “I’d prefer if you DIDN’T.” I was like “Ok, that’s cool”, and it was one of the last years when I could’ve had the jack banged on me, and boy, did she ever🤣🤣🤣
ASU lasted through the summer but then her ASU boyfriend transferred out this way too, so that was that. Clean cut there though, amicable parting. She the one out of the three who I could call today and get a pleasant response😂
Sorry, Story Time With Steve, I love telling old war stories, haha
But yeah…. overall, I don’t mean this has the humblebrag it will sound like, more of a self-knock for being oblivious when women like me…but I think I tend to get together specifically with the women who throw themselves at me.
Even another girl who I took one for the squad for and took her to a Dave Matthews concert😝…. That one was a big move, I bought that months ahead of time for her birthday in April, and the show was over the summer. And she did kiss me when I told her, but it was her 21st bday and she was GONE, so I left her alone that night. She actually didn’t even remember I bought her the tickets, I got to give her the gift twice a couple days later, lmao.
She showed up for the show with another two friends unexpectedly, so I thought I was cooked. The whole way down to the venue I’m thinking about how to make a move, or if I should even try, and take “I brought friends” as “not interested.” Agonized over that in my mind for a full hour. Then we get through security, she went first, and when I got through second, she walks up and immediately starts making out with me out of nowhere, and was all over me the rest of the time, stayed the night at my place afterwards, etc.
So that’s maybe my one premeditated “date”, but it was someone I worked with for like six months and had been kind of in some weird cat-and-mouse game with her.
Almost everyone else made the moves on me. I’m usually the last guy to know when a woman is interested in me, lmfao. You need to lay it on thick for me to get the message. I mean, I’ll throw some game at a chick, but I still only positively-read overt sexual advances😂😂😂
Maybe this is more dysfunctional than I realize🤣🤣🤣
Good luck with all your fellas, glad the getting is good for ya👍
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