What are the odds?

[Anonymous]

What do you think the odds are that the guy I've had the fattest crush on, and im pretty sure he knows, asks me out?

Highly possible

More likely that grass will turn purple

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I think you have a better chance of getting hit by lightning on a submarine!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In life I always say if you never try you will never know & as for you I think you should gracefully walk up to him & ask him the following. When the fuck are you going to ask me out? Get the ball rolling if you like him instead of posting about it on here. A crush is a crush however if you don’t act on it a crush will always be a crush until you crush on someone else.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In life if you snooze you lose & if you don’t ask him out I’m sure someone else will.

[Asker]

Or hear me out, I ask him, I embarrass myself, and then have to see him and all his friends for another year and a half...

[Asker]

I'd rather not be the one to act on it

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Stepping out of your comfort zone is totally worth it & who cares if you embarrass yourself. If you like someone you shouldn’t be afraid to let them know.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You rather not act on it however would you rather someone else act on it & you lose your chance of the wonderful thing called love? You can do it! Go talk to him. Does he have a girlfriend?

[Asker]

Not that im aware of im like 90% sure she's single

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Have you ever talked to him? Does he even know your name? Take a chance in life. Turn your crush into something more. You are 90% sure he is single & if truth be told who cares about percentages. Go talk to him & introduce yourself if you haven’t already. Your chances will go up if you approach him because it will let him know you are interested in him.

[Asker]

We see each other around school, he knows me, I know him, but our friend circles dont realy mingle. He's a jock and im a nerd so... but he comes into my classes to talk with the teaches and skip some of his classes and we make eye contact here and there but dont realy talk

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for your friend circles who cares if they don’t mingle, opposites attract as they say & if you like him take a chance & if he won’t take a chance on you you’re better off without him. He’s a jock, you are a nerd as you say & hopefully he isn’t a player.

[Asker]

He's actually realy sweet although he dont look it

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for some people they have a lot of good qualities & being that you think he is sweet go sweep him off his feet. Go talk to him & let him know how you feel & ask him why the fuck he hasn’t asked you out already or say if covid doesn’t take me out can you.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Follow your heart little grasshopper & good luck.

[Anonymous]

It depends on the situation. I'm 99% sure my biggest crush and I had mutual feelings. I was way too anxious around her and overthought everything. I didn't have any experience with women, and I didn't have a single person attempt to help me. Knowing she might feel similarly made me 1000 times more nervous. If you really, really like this guy, take a clear and obvious shot.

[Nikki1989]

50/50. These days, men tend to be ambiguous and inconsistent.

[Anonymous]

If you’re pretty, or if you’re his type, highly probable

[Asker]

Well I dont think im pretty and I dont know what he thinks or if im his type so...

[Opinion Owner]

Well, if he knows for sure you like him and he likes you back, he’ll almost certainly ask you out. I don’t know if he likes you back.

[slatyb]

Stop worrying about it and ask him yourself. If he's been flirting with you, then you might ask him why he hasn't asked you.

[spartan55]

The odds would be zero until you tell him you are interested.