Things you should do at the gym

[Anonymous]

So people don't always know what to do when they go to the gym right? I'm here to help these are the tops 5 things you should do at the gyms.

1. Don't wipe down the machines

Don't wipe it away guys and girls, who doesn't love to go and sit in some random persons sweat? Am I right? We love it don't we so you know, you finish your set, wipe it away? Nah leave it

2. Stare at people

People love it when you watch them at the gym, you know it. Sit there and stare at them, don't even make it discreet people just sit and stare at them it's why they are there right?

3. Drop the weights

Meh. Lifting heavy right? Show people how heavy you are lifting by making the biggest bang possible am I right? Drop it throw it hell pick it up and drop it for fun people love it when you do that.

4. Don't put the weights back

I'm not here to clean up they get paid for that right? Imma use it and leave it who ever cares, if someone wants it they can get a bit of Cairo while they search, just helping people out.

5. On the phone at the gym

I'm at the gym right? Well it's not a workout unless I text everyone I know and tell them that I am at the gym, just a wasted workout otherwise isn't it?

Well top 5 things to do at the gym right there? Not really, people if you don't do these things at the gym then you will never have any problem there, people won't bother you or ever upset as long as you don't do this stuff, generally people who do those are referred to as gym Douchebags and really they are why do they do it? Who knows.

Serious though don't do these things, and also thanks for taking the time to read.

[lePoivre]

I hate it when people go ANYWHERE and don't pick up after themselves! I work at a bookstore and I can't stand it when I see people leaving their books on tables, the floor, crammed behind OTHER BOOKS, etc. I even found a pile balanced on the railing of the stairs leading to the café a night ago! Like what the hell people? Is it too much to ask to be considerate and put your shit back, or at least leave it with an employee so they don't have to go on a wild goose hunt trying to find where you tossed it? This bothers me especially when they leave the book laying on top of other books right above where they took it from the shelf. I guess it was too hard to try and fit it back in the perfectly book-shaped hole in front of them -_- That or their memory is terrible.

[Doffydood]

That sounds like some sort of sick night terror 0_o

[Octavius]

You forgot to talk about screaming at the top of your lungs with every rep despite the fact it doesn't help at all and only wastes energy any annoys the living hell out of everyone else. Because if you're not being an obnoxious douche, why even workout? ;)

[myTake Owner]

I'm gonna post a part two at some point don't worry that might make a appearance on if

[Takada]

Yeah, I love it when some huge guy on steroids right next to me screams with every move. UUUURRRGGHHH! NYAAAAARRRGGGHHH! What's the point of doing an exercise if the whole gym can't hear how heavy you're lifting? Then he drops the weights of course, because they're oh so heavy. Most importantly, can't finish a set without looking at himself in the mirror for half an hour and licking his own biceps. Getting so fucking swoll admiring my own muscles brah.

[Anonymous]

I was laughing so hard at point 2!!! Omg, that's a good one. Lol lol!!!

Do hot females in lycra really appreciate you looking at them like that?

What about looking at them through the mirror as it is just you two in that area, and they are wearing the tighest lycra, doing squats and moaning like they're in so much pleasure? It's so hard to do a benchpress when they do that!!

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[GirlScoutsRevenge]

You forgot one of the best ones: go with a friend and insist on using the machines next to each other, even though you are not even breaking a sweat but just checking out the guys dropping weights in the mirrors. Make sure you choose machines that there are only two of to maximise the impact of your workout and to look at the chubby, bright red, sweating woman as if she is some kind of alien.

[sillygirlinmyworld]

I hate it when people walk away from equipment and then when you assume it's free and are about to use it, they come back to tell you they're not done yet. Really!

[Tokana]

I disagree with #3, when doing barbell curls, or dumbbell sumo squats dropping the weights maybe the safest way to get the weight off without doing some damage to your back.

[myTake Owner]

You drop the weight on a barbell curl? Damn hahaha

[Littlett25]

I probably looked like #5 once because I took a picture of my workout & had to keep checking what the next exercise was!

[myTake Owner]

Checking the exercise is fine, I track mine and time mine as I go so I got to use phone sometimes

[Damiandash312]

Damn I don't do any of these :/ I guess I need to up my gym game...

[myTake Owner]

O yea Man U gotta do these man, u ain't gonna make progress otherwise lmao

[Bards]

Anyone who doesn't clean the sweat off the machines should get kicked out

[zagor]

But when a cute girl uses the machine next its like she's absorbing my bodily fluids so its almost like I'm having sex with her...

[R3d_Anonymous]

@zagor WIN

[Bards]

@zagor THE FUCK OUTTA HERE LOL

[R3d_Anonymous]

I am going to do these things. And actually if it's a hot girl, I don't want her to wipe her sweat lol.

[CumminsTomic]

You should only drop when doing benchpress with barbell. I always sit up and lay them on the ground but PT tells me off.

[CumminsTomic]

I meant dumbbell sorry

[TheEroticJester]

Lol i was laughing at this for 5 mins could you said barbell... like how to kill yourself 101

[CumminsTomic]

Haha yeah epic fail

[front2back]

You have no choice but to drop weights with cleans though.

[myTake Owner]

What? Lol don't think so mate I never drop on cleans

[front2back]

That's very stressful on your body unless you have two people to catch then. Watch any Olympic competition. They all drop with cleans. It's the safest way to do it.

[myTake Owner]

Look at how heavy they are, if u are doing them in the gym u won't be lifting anything near that

[WeaponZero]

If you're at a gym with bumper plates and drop mats it's a different matter entirely. You're SUPPOSED to drop those. But on regular iron plates? Yeah, no.

[front2back]

@WeaponZero Well of course, that's what I was referring too. My gym has only bumper plates. Only an idiot would drop iron weights.

[myTake Owner]

But it happens all the time. Same as people dropping the Dumbbells, it wrecks them

[tenofthepeaks]

number five is pretty silly. i dont get why you pay attention to what others do provided its not bothering you.

[myTake Owner]

How is it silly when the guy sits there on the machine or bench other people want to use?

[tenofthepeaks]

depends..

[myTake Owner]

Guessing u do this then? I'm not saying a I got a problem when people use their phone at the gym, I use mine all the time to time my cardio intervals but when u sit there and stop other people using them home because you are on Facebook Twitter or whatever then it's just stupid and pretty selfish

[tenofthepeaks]

i seldom go to gyms, but just offering my view here.

[BreatheMe]

Lol, love this take. The 5th really drives me mad.

[cookienick]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious lol

[complicated_soul]

Lol, nice. :D

[Phoenix98]

Yup pretty much.

[Anonymous]

I don't do these hah