men: do you pee sitting down?

[Anonymous]

People think it's strange... but since high school, I have been peeing sitting down. It is much more comfortable to pee sitting down instead of standing up and being next to guys at urinals.

Does anyone else who is a guy pee sitting down?

Yes

No

See results (women)

[Anonymous]

I'm mean when I was young I thought guys did but eventually I found out and it made since.

I'm actually curious how do you owe sitting down... I don't know I just imagine your penis falling in the toilet either that or your body takes up to much space and it's over/in front of the toilet and you can't per sitting down.

Am I the only flustered?

This is the only time I know when a guy actually peed on a toilet or close enough to sitting down!

https://i.imgur.com/OM0QCyM.gif

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[Mártainn]

The penis just "falls into the toilet", as you said. Works perfectly well.
... well unless one has a boner, of curse. :D

[Opinion Owner]

@Mártainn Like in the toilet or in the water? And I know I saw the movie that's exactly why they're laying down on the toilet to pee.

[Red_Arrow]

The penis goes forward in a bend and then down. It would have to be megalong to fall in the water. Same for falling over the front of the toilet.. Reminds me of an old joke. Two guys were standing on the edge of a bridge peeing into the stream. One says to the other, "The water sue is cold." So the other one answered, "And deep, too."

[Guysvsgirls]

The bottom picture: he's really hot... cute... nice. Lol

[Opinion Owner]

@Guysvsgirls

Of course! It's Zac Efron.

[convo_king89]

yea i dont want my dick to hit the inside of the bowel

[BelleGirl21]

I'm trying to brainwassh my son into always sitting. So far so good but I'm pretty sure one of these days he's going to connect the dots!

[RandomStudent]

straight evil

[BelleGirl21]

@randomevil that's the tip of the iceberg. 😈 ha ha ha!

[BelleGirl21]

Lol I renamed you randomevil @RandomStudent

[PiuBelloAmante]

Thats crazy lol!
how old is he?

[BelleGirl21]

@piubelloamante he's 5. Geez people need to relax...

[PiuBelloAmante]

soon he is gonna notice all the other boys pee standing
and he will pee standing too =)
any reason why you taught him that way? if you dont mind me asking

[BelleGirl21]

@piubelloamante it's just way cleaner... less splashing you know? ;)

[PiuBelloAmante]

haha i guess =P
good luck! (moms are awesome!)

[Ihav2fart]

Roflll i would not allow this to happen to my son!

[BelleGirl21]

@ihav2fart, let me know if you change your mind when your nephew starts potty training lol

[Ihav2fart]

hahaha im not any where near em. :(
here's an upvote! i appreciate thr quick laugh

[Tokana]

The days when boys can no longer be boys.

[BelleGirl21]

@Tokana, I'm betting by the time he's 7 he'll be standing up with the rest of the men...

[apexalpha]

I sense a feminist here

[BelleGirl21]

@apexalpha then you know absolutely nothing about me...

[Jersey1]

Thats messed up. He will have issues. Guys will tear him down later.

[YourFutureEx]

Proud mommy!

[BelleGirl21]

I cannot believe the buttons I've pushed with this lol.
1. I'm only halfway serious
2. It's not like I'm forbidding him to stand
3. If and when he ever wants to change he's more than welcome to
4. Calm down folks

[Jersey1]

I was just talking to my wife about this, we have two boys, she said to give him something to ainm at like a cherrio as it will disolve too. Little boys like that and they will aim better. Hope this helps.

[Just1n123]

I do it all the time tbh, it's easier and it is less messy

[Illusive_Man]

Standing and slowly walking backward and "adjusting" the trajectory to see how far I can go and then running towards the urinal as I run out of ammo.

Hopefully no one saw me and if they did well fuck you and your judging , I bet you do it when no one's watching too.

[Red_Arrow]

Nah. Already have it figured. I start peeing as I com in the door and have to run to cover the distance before the stream starts dwindling.

[Illusive_Man]

@Red_Arrow
Hheeheheehehe

[ncannon18]

I never sit down to pee but I do sit down when I'm ready to squat & of course when I'm ready to twerk my booty. For guys, sitting down to pee sounds really awkward in many different ways. I just pee in normal ways just like every other normal guys be doing.

[SpecJack]

I do that most of the time, it's just not as messy for me becoz I don't want to get pee on my pants or legs.
All I gotta do is to lower my pants and sit to pee since my penis bends downwards. If I want to ensure that I don't pee out the rim, I just lightly push my penis further down and tinkle :)
Also, I'm pee shy around others so I always use the stalls.

[DodgersGM]

No way. That seems really, really strange to me. What a waste of a perfectly good biological advantage!

[JackKerouac77]

Of course, I gots no legs

www.pumpdnutrition.com/.../no-legs.jpg

[PiuBelloAmante]

only when poop is coming out with it, when i sit and pee, its a combo deal
if i only need to pee, i stand like a man

[justbanANNAz]

hey iv always wondered, dont u guys get embarrassed in front of other randoms? like do y'all really not care or something? :|

[bananatossing]

@justbanANNAz hahahahaha XD

[justbanANNAz]

Dont laugh I'm curious! :P @bananatossing

[PiuBelloAmante]

@justbanANNAz I don't know what you mean :/
i really dont get embarrassed about peeing around others
the shy guys use the bathroom stalls lol!

[justbanANNAz]

but dont u c... each other? =/

[apexalpha]

@justbanANNAz If you had a penis wht would you do?

[justbanANNAz]

i wouldn't let other men c it lmao. @apexalpha

[SpecJack]

@justbanANNAz I get pee shy around other guys, that's why I always use the stalls.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

No but Men sitting down peeing is better than standing
the doctors told my late maternal grandpa that sitting
down urinating was better for him and empties the
bladder better.

[Jersey1]

A lot of guys do according to the poll... Lol. I will bet they are all nice guys raised by their mommy to be so sweet and caring that other women won't want their pathetic butts.

[Orion1084]

I didn't even realize there were guys out there who sat down to pee. I always stand. It just seems normal to me.

[Slowliquid]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccWnfgS0Tkw

[26ukdude]

yes sometimes, what I want to know is if a igrl tried to pee standing up where would it go? straight down? forward etc?

[Unit1]

What do I have my penis then for :( ? Ofcourse I'm pissing while standing, its quicker, comfortable and you are immune to get a chance to make your butt unpleasantly wet.

[llorando]

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[Chance1900]

Yes 100 & 10% Not Afraid To AdMit It. Nothing Is Wrong With It.

[NedfromtheNed]

I can't afford to get little flecks of urine on my clothes.

[bryon]

Only if I am there to drop the kids at the pool to begin with. lmbo

[Loving_Husband]

I sit down to pee. My wife prefers it that way and it is cleaner. I see nothing wrong with it.

[SomeoneImportant]

I've tried, can't do it. Doing all of that work just to pee is depressing.

[Katy16]

I'd find it a little odd if my boyfriend did that but I guess it's ok lol

[Anonymous]

The 20 men who pee sitting down. You are what is wrong with out gender...

[AlwaysBelieving]

When at home, yes. A lot less messy. If there's a urinal, I pee standing up.

If #2, I sit down.

[art84]

I've done this since i was young. Reason i don't want to get myself wet when peeing standing up.

[Anonymous]

I always use a stall, though I don't always sit. If it's a public restroom, I stand. If I'm at home, or at a hotel, or something, I'll sit. I don't like splashing urine onto my pants.

[Opinion Owner]

I use a stall because (1) I leak after peeing, so I have to dab repeatedly with paper, and (2) I'm not well hung, so I'm self conscious about whipping it out next to other guys.

[Klaatu51]

only when i shit basically :-P

[2014raser]

TMI ALERT!

I only pee sitting down when I'm pooping.

[Cowboy6666]

Sitting... So that pee does not stick on your legs etc.

[Phoenix98]

I only pee standing up if I have to crap I sit.

[bananatossing]

When doing #2
When having a boner

[JohnBhoy94]

If I'm taking a deuce I do.

[bde0001]

Only if im pooping at the same time

[PrincessFreebase]

If I'm taking a dump.

[Menarecrooks]

my ex boy friend.. single mother

[Jersey1]

... Lol

[James687]

no only betas sit down, real men stand up

[Asker]

What if I am just so alpha... that I'm not afraid to exert my betaness?

[James687]

a true alpha will show no sign ob being a beta

[jakeofalltrades]

Fuck no, what kind of guys sits down to pee?

[Asker]

A manly one. hewearspanties.com/.../maninwomanspanties.jpg

[jakeofalltrades]

that's just wrong man

[jwhit]

Only when I'm also taking a deuce.

[Asker]

How come you don't pee sitting down?

[jwhit]

Because there's no need to take the extra time needed to pull my pants all the way down and sit.

[Asker]

Nigga... you need to drop them pants and squat a piss on that toilet seat.

[jwhit]

Haha oh shit you just went there.. But nah I'm good.

[convo_king89]

just when im shitting

[Anonymous]

Do you shit standing up? WTH? Basically