Anyone else is stuck in the traffic with a full bladder?

[Anonymous]

Hi.. I'm driving to workplace... and sick in the traffic... really annoying if you have to pee quite bad!!

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+1 y

... badly

[Dtegesd123]

keep a gatorade bottle in your car. I always peeing in those :) preferably the yellow flavored gatorade.

[Asker]

Ahahha right

[electrollama]

Could you exit and visit a gas station or was it really bad?

[Asker]

really bad... but almost there...

[cinderelli]

pee in a bottle or something.. isn't that the greatest advantage of being a man.. ?

[Asker]

Yep... I could... but not driving slowly

[Asker]

Have you ever tried to do that in a car?

[cinderelli]

yeah right.. and ruin the seats? i never done that.. and never will..

[Asker]

Ahaha So wy should I do that? .. it is not even easy for us..

[cinderelli]

well i think it should b easy.. you know.. just put ''it'' in the bottle and pee...

[cinderelli]

like this.. except that the bottle will not have holes in it.. ofcourse.. but other than that it is the same thing..
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[Asker]

Ahahah but do you think that it could enter into the hole of a bottle? Well mine is not as big as the pens of an elephant, but it is bigger than a normal bottle hole... moreover I can't lean the bottle, it has to remain vertical or the pii will spill off

[cinderelli]

i think shopping bad can work too..

[Asker]

Of course... but they can end up as the bottle you posted earlier...

Well the chances of wetting something are quite high...

At most I could have stoped the car and peed behind it, even though all other car drivers would have seen me

[cinderelli]

that would have b a great thing to entertain all the other stuck in traffic.. they would not feel so bad after this..

[Asker]

Ahah do you think is a funny thing to see a men who is desperate to pee jumping out of his car and pee on his car wheels?

[cinderelli]

umm... i have never seen that... but yeah.. i think it would b funny.. :P

[Asker]

No? I've seen a lot of men peeing along the road. I've been a bus driver so I drive a lot. Ahah
But I've never seen a woman doing that in a street

[cinderelli]

i have never seen that.. is it that common?

[Asker]

Yep... at least in Italy is... I don't know where you live but here is quite common to see men peeing stopping their car... but never seen a woman.

[cinderelli]

alright.. :) hope you get to see that too..

[Asker]

Ahaha maybe one day :)
Did you ever pee outside?

[cinderelli]

once.. when i was a kid.. i was 9 or 10...

[Asker]

As a kid it's pretty normal to do such thing... even to pee yourself... but now you are adult... those things are more funny ahah

[cinderelli]

thanks for the mho.. :)

[Asker]

u'r welcome... enen though you have never done it... and I didn't follow your advice :)

[complicated_soul]

Oh man,

Umm don't men do it in an empty bottle or something?

[Asker]

Not easy if you have to move your car slowly any moments

[complicated_soul]

Park your car somewhere

How are you still holding it in?

[Asker]

Well if you ar on a motorway... you can't park... of course still holding

[Inuyasha]

Lol but what if a big truck driver drives by and happens to look in your window and see you D:

[complicated_soul]

Aww man

Bless you for being strong.

Hopefully you get a red light

[Asker]

Yep... strong enough... 15 minutes left... I should get there safe! Ahah

However I already used the trick of the bottle, but you also have to have a bottle in your car... today I haven't any...

Did you do that before?

[complicated_soul]

Lol xp

And nooo
I don't think it works for girls

[Asker]

Well so you have never had to hold it in while in car... you can simply use a cup... or something with a larger entrance

[complicated_soul]

Lol, my sister had to while we were in a train.

It was really late at night.. and we had to miss our stop and look for open stores with restrooms.

She got fortunate.

[Asker]

Doesn't the train have a toilet?
... and you... have you always been lucky or smart enough to avoid ending up in situation like this?

[complicated_soul]

I don't think it did.

And haha

I have always been lucky I guess. :p

[Asker]

ahahah...
well... almost there... bathroom first stop :)

[complicated_soul]

Lol, take your time

[Asker]

let us know when it happens to you :)

[complicated_soul]

Haha , will do :)

[Asker]

great... so you could get MH... because now you seem to not need to pee

[complicated_soul]

Lol or just a gift in advance

[Asker]

ah ah no no... you have to deserve it :) I want you as bursting as I was...
ahhh now I feel rally great!

[complicated_soul]

Lol, not fair

[complicated_soul]

Glad to hear

[Asker]

ahaha no no... I'll wait to give you mh till you are about to pee yourself hahaha

[complicated_soul]

Lol omg

[Asker]

yep :)

[JSmith925]

Post like this are why the smart people leave here. And its "pee quite badly," since you are modifying a verb.

[dudeman]

O man I just kink my dick like I would a water house.

[Asker]

Didn't understand...

[Inuyasha]

Yeas that would suck.

[Asker]

Why duck. .. just an urgent need

[Inuyasha]

Suck as in it would suck to be stuck in traffic with a full bladder. Can't explain it any better than that.

[emreavar]

Pee on the car, there's no problem coz it's your car, ahahah.

[Asker]

Perfectly right!