How to get rid of a hickey?

[Anonymous]

Is there any way you can put something on? A cream or something that makes it go away faster?

[9mfeo]

It's a bruise, so not really. You can try applying ice or something cold to minimize the damage. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you use a coin or whatever to "break up the bruise". The only thing you will succeed in doing is dislodging a blood clot. That's incredibly dangerous - you can die. So just leave it be, put ice on it if it hurts and find a good concealer. Make sure the concealer has green tones to cover up the bruise effectively.

[AzureGirl]

Nope, it just goes away with time. You can put makeup on it though to try and hide it.

[SirenDep]

put ice on it, then cover it up. either some concealer, or a necklace, or a scarf

[Becky01]

tooth paste helps to get rid of it but also a good concealer

[Anonymous]

Apply vinegar and rub it with a spoon. Toothpaste can also help.
I am not joking.

[9mfeo]

Yeah, sure, make him throw a blood clot, have a stroke and die. Good plan.

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[Opinion Owner]

"have a stroke and die" by applying vinegar and rubbing it.
Oh yeah. Sure, doctor. Sure.

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[9mfeo]

www.bustle.com/.../82101-are-hickeys-dangerous-6-things-you-didnt-know-about-love-bites-because-these-bruises-leave-scars

A woman is permanently paralyzed from a stroke after rubbing a hickey with a coin:

www.dailymail.co.uk/.../...er-gives-love-bite.html

[Opinion Owner]

So what?
Allan Pinkerton died in 1884 because he simply bit his tongue.
Weird shit happens.

[9mfeo]

So dislodging blood clots is dangerous, and advising someone to do so is misguided, short-sighted and foolhardy.

[Opinion Owner]

Let's not drive then because there is a tiny possibility of having a car accident!
Or you know what? Let's not kiss at all because of the tiny possibility that hickeys can cause strokes!

[9mfeo]

Hickeys can cause strokes when you dislodge the blood clots, so instead of making an ad absurdum argument, don't take undue risks. Like driving the speed limit and using your signals while driving to prevent accidents.

[WpCurious]

Concelear, also you can use an ice pack

[Tomboy_Cool]

Put some makeup on it ya know concealer

[RedRobin]

Don't get them? Or cover it with concealer? Lol

[Anonymous]

Nope you have to wait for it to go away

[CHARismatic110]

Cold spoon

[apple24]

concelear!

[Twolips]

Wear w bunny suit