How to hide conjunctivitis?

[Anonymous]

One of my eyes is slightly swollen so it looks a little smaller than the other, and it's quite red and watery.
The main problem is that it looks slightly smaller due to the swelling! I can handle the sore eyeball but I really need to find a way of making my eye look normal because I'm going to a party tomorrow!
Tips?

[BeerFarts]

Do you have pink eye? If so, then you need to put warm compresses on your eyes 3 to 4 times daily for 15 minutes. I know it's probably too late, but you should have seen an opthamologist so he can prescribe you some antibiotic ointment. You can also clean your eyelids with 50/50 water and baby shampoo. Also, massaging the eyeball lids really helps.