How to hide a boner?

[Anonymous]

secret methods?

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+1 y

Besides the waist trick?

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+1 y

Ill just put the smallest condom on... or will that break my junk?

[falafelany1]

Well you could just masturbate in a nearby bathroom but first you have to get there. You could put a book in front or put your hands in your front pants pockets and push out so it isn't pressed up at the front

[Craziest_Damn_Mofo]

My guy friends all told me that they tuck it into their waistbands of their pants. Like at school during class, they tuck it into their school shorts waistband?

[Anonymous]

you don't. embrace that dick.

[Opinion Owner]

thanks for MH ;)

[BertMacklinFBI]

if i can't use the waist trick then i simply stop giving a fuck. girls can look away all they want.
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[Octavion]

It naturally goes upward so just pull it straight up and your underwear waistband should keep it there.

[muspelhem_5]

This is a great technique in an emergency:
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[BelleGirl21]

I don't have an answer for you but lolol... this guy at the gym the other night... needs to see this question! ;)

[Octavion]

It would go away if he actually worked out.

[Asker]

yeah, but what about between sets

[BelleGirl21]

@Octavian yeah he was just standing around lol

[akadatank44]

I am sorry I didn't think it was that noticeable ;)

[BelleGirl21]

@akadatank44 well it was huge! Next time pick up a weight or two lol ;)

[akadatank44]

Its more noticeable when I have shorts on. Hence why I wear basketball shorts a lot ;)

[HumbleTeddy]

You can control it through relaxed breathing. An erection is simply rushing blood and increased heart rate. Control your breathing and you control your blood.

[Kroinky]

They say if you squeeze your ass cheek and slap your penis, it'll stop the boner. I legit tried it myself and it worked... I have no idea how and why. Give it a shot, maybe it's just me. Or think about really unattractive stuff.

[Bigdaddyslim]

Reminds me of this cdn.memestache.com/.../...om_101076_1323651609.jpg

[Your_boss960]

Ask for a towel and then quickly turn around. My freind did that once.

I laughed and I feel mean

[zmonman]

I don't think that would work but random boners suck lol thanks for feeling for us xD

[Consultant]

Gymb shorts, wrap the elastic band over your johnson.

[chuppachup]

Waist band it or sit down with your knees up. Maybe cross your legs but it'll be quite obvious

[NYkid27]

Just tuck it into your wasteband that's the only way I know of

[Anonymous]

Have you tried putting it in a cupboard? Maybe under the sink? Or in your pocket?

[Ihav2fart]

no idea, penis too small never had that issue.

[Anonymous]

sit down under a table til it goes away. or, briefs hide them easily.

[harakiri]

just carry a picnic basket in front of you.

[RationalLioness]

Wear an athletic cup.

[NateInAk]

Duct tape works pretty well.

[I_am_repulsive]

Why would you ever hide it?

[Despondency]

Trust me, your penis is not that large.

[Asker]

:(

It's true!!!

[Tusty]

Any useful comments?

[akadatank44]

Like in public? That's hard lol

[Tusty]

Have a bay shirt on.