Guys, how do you pee?

[YourFutureEx]

I open the zip + open the button + pull the underwear down

I open the zip + open the button + use the hole of underwear

I open the zip + pull the underwear down

I open the zip + use the hole

I'm an underprivileged human being who has to sit in order to pee

[Anonymous]

I very rarely wear pants that have zippers. I mostly wear sweatpants in the winter and basketball shorts in the summer. Also, almost all of my boxers have a large, easily accessible... "peehole" as you would call it, which has a button to keep it closed.

So in my case, I pull the front of my waist band down below my crotch, and use the... "peehole". Then button it back up, and pull the front of my waist band back over.

I almost always use the stall instead of the urinal though... I'm kinda afraid people will think I'm... adjusting myself, when I'm trying to get my boxers buttoned.

[YourFutureEx]

Do you search for such buttoned boxers or personally modify the standard ones?

[Opinion Owner]

Search for them. They aren't really hard to find.

[YourFutureEx]

I never heard about them.

[Opinion Owner]

Really? I though they were pretty common. I mean, they aren't boxer briefs if that's what you wear. They are just regular boxers. Looser fitting.

[YourFutureEx]

I think they're popular where you live but not here. Seriously, I've never heard about them. Even the shopkeepers didn't show me such things.

[Opinion Owner]

I mean, they aren't name brands. They are the kind of stuff you would find in JC Penny, Macy's, or Dillards.

Not sure if you have those stores in India. They are rarely stores of their own. They are all usually in malls.

[YourFutureEx]

If there was a demand, local makers in India would have made them too. I think their availability depends upon the location. They must be available in selected countries only.

[Opinion Owner]

Oh, I see

[posted]

I've had it before where I just undo my belt and lower my pants. If i'm on the side of the road or something likely unzip and fish through the flap lol. Trying to put the button back seems like a waste of time.

[YourFutureEx]

Skinny much?

[posted]

Hmm?

[redeyemindtricks]

I voted for my husband (choice A), because just yesterday he ranted about how much he wanted to kill the inventor of men's button-fly jeans.

"You CAN'T button them back up unless you undo the top button AND yr belt!" he lamented. "What the HELL was wrong with the simple zipper? Whose idea was it to mess with perfection?"

Lol.

His underwear doesn't have a functional hole in the front.
Thank God... Because that's just fuckin' weird.

[YourFutureEx]

Hmm why's a hole weird?

[redeyemindtricks]

... because it just is? LOL

It just seems weird on a gut level. If I had to say why, I guess it's... because the underwear is supposed to be a barrier between him and the pants, and, a hole pretty much defeats the entire purpose of that whole "barrier" thing.

Besides, wouldn't yr dick randomly slip through the hole? And wouldn't that just be all kinds of weird and/or uncomfortable? Lol...

[Panay]

its kind to the side, with a fold over it usually, in the undewear that has it. unless you actively put your dick though it it might as well not be there

[redeyemindtricks]

@Panay So... it sounds like it's not very user-friendly, if any guy actually tried to use it? 😂😂😂😂

See... MY POINT. A hole seems kinda stupid.
Either it'd be "convenient" -- but yr dick would randomly fall through it during the day at awkward times -- OR that would be impossible, but you would also have to contort yourself to use the hole at all. ahahahh

Oh well. 😂😂

[Panay]

wel no... you just pull the fold to the side... its really not that awkward
id suggest looking at a video or picture if you're really interested, but if not you'll just have to take my word for it that they are useful and not an annoyance (although most of my underwear doesn't have one)

[redeyemindtricks]

@Panay Hahah I don't care that much 😂😂😂😂

[Panay]

sure, i could make a video if you want a demonstration ;)

jks im not that kind of guy lol

[frozenhorizon]

The hole isn't useful, it's pointless which is clearly why most guys voted A.

[YourFutureEx]

@frozenhorizon actually, it is useful if you are wearing formal.

[Smmyskittles]

"I'm an underprivileged human being who has to sit in order to pee"

Come and say that to my face! >:} Show you who's REALLY "underprivileged"

[guyabcd2020]

Lol how will you show this?😉
And yeah that's rude of him

[YourFutureEx]

I'm not scared
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[YourFutureEx]

@guyabcd2020 stop acting like vulture ffs
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You have ZER0 sense of humour old man. As I said earlier, no woman was offended.

[Smmyskittles]

Let's play, sun. :*

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[guyabcd2020]

😃😂😉😂😃 teasing men for lacking boobs?😞

[YourFutureEx]

😳 You're cheating. You might have made me a bit weaker
https://i.imgflip.com/twc3c.jpg
But spidey is still standing strong.

[Smmyskittles]

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Come on ;)

[YourFutureEx]

I... can't resist that 😍
https://i.imgur.com/rcB1MBk.jpg
Wait! What's happening to me?

[scooogy]

@ Smmyskittles Oh how I love your comments xD

[Smmyskittles]

& With that, I will consider this another victory.

:* Always fun, boys

[YourFutureEx]

If that's called losing, I'll lose every day 😏

[Toad-1]

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[redeyemindtricks]

@Smmyskittles ahahahha well played

You are kinda reminding me of me, here. Trouble, kiddo. <3

[Smmyskittles]

Thak you for MH :]

[dogsteeves]

girls' actually have it so much better I wish I was a woman

[HandsomeRaj]

Pretty much vote 'A' most times.

Have stopped using the 'pee hole' ones decades ago lol - most irritating and cumbersome stuff ha ha

[YourFutureEx]

Exactly. This is really so irritating. I was wondering if I was the only one who doesn't use it, but I'm very happy with the results :D

[HandsomeRaj]

There are tons of guys that don't use it. The ones that do use it or used to use it probably are those that were taught that way when they were kids till realization dawned maybe :D

[HandsomeRaj]

Thank you for liking my opinion as well buddy :)

[akadatank44]

Wait. Adult diapers anyone? XD man do I look forward to getting old. XD

Most of the time I pull down everything. Sometimes when I want to live dangerously I just open the zipper and underwear whole and go xD

[YourFutureEx]

To be honest, there are users of adult diapers here xD

[Prof_Don]

I whip out the dick from above the undies, I don't use the peehole very often.

[YourFutureEx]

I don't use it ever.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

I just fuckin sit since it will go everywhere elsewise

[YourFutureEx]

https://www.kappit.com/img/pics/37780883chhfb.jpg

[OrdinaryGentleman]

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[Whizzy83]

That small!

[OrdinaryGentleman]

@Whizzy83 yeah bruv 1" on a good day

[dogsteeves]

I have to stand and never use the hole I wish I was a girl so I could sit a pee I hate standing but if it sit I make a mess thanks to my weight and size

[Waffles23]

I don't unzipped anything. I just pulldown the front of my pants and underwear. If I'm wearing basketball shorts or something then I pull my shorts legs up.

[YourFutureEx]

You don't wear jeans?

[Waffles23]

Sometimes

[llorando]

I'm a privileged human being who has to stand in order to pee.

[YourFutureEx]

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[1smooth28]

I meant the first one, not just open zip and pull underwear down.

[YourFutureEx]

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[SomeoneImportant]

Last one made me laugh lol

[YourFutureEx]

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Thanks 😆

[Whizzy83]

Through the fence and over the wall!
_sincerely penis-

[Melcart23]

i just pull everything down and pee,,, i dont think I've ever used that built in bs

[YourFutureEx]

Good I'm not alone :)

[ThisDudeHere]

You mean you have underwear with a pee hole?

[YourFutureEx]

Um.. yes? Surprising?
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[Fearless_banana]

I sit down like a man.

[YourFutureEx]

www.jithumpa.com/.../Indian-Toilet.jpg
Seems like a user of this

[DodgersGM]

I'd guess that most guys would vote A.

[YourFutureEx]

I didn't know that. That's why I asked this question if I'm one among a few.

[jacquesvol]

That depends on the clothes I'm wearing

[YourFutureEx]

Like formal vs casual?

[jacquesvol]

sports clothes or pajamas at home vs street clothes with belt etc.

[Decentguy]

i voted the first one. and i sit and then pee

[YourFutureEx]

Any specific reason to sit?

[Decentguy]

well if i dont then some drops of my pee comes on my clothes and body and i dont want that

[YourFutureEx]

Ohhh very hygienic.

[AdamThomas]

I bet when you're at home you also tuck it between your legs and pretend you're a lady?

[Decentguy]

@AdamThomas lmao

[takumii]

I don't open my zipper before peeing.

[YourFutureEx]

Stop wearing diapers. Be a man.

[takumii]

You not a real man If you don't have the balls to oee your pants.

[bcromartie]

Having mastered the art i do all interchangeably.

[YourFutureEx]

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[adamski24]

I don't wear underwear

[YourFutureEx]

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[adamski24]

Lol.
Differently not one of them.

[Aqualung]

I open t he and use my penis

[Tylerbmxer17]

i unbutton first, then zipper down

[YourFutureEx]

And then?

[Tylerbmxer17]

pull down underwear and pee

[Anonymous]

The last option is weird 😠

[YourFutureEx]

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[Opinion Owner]

You are calling females as "underprivileged"? Just because they have pussy instead of penis?

[Waffles23]

Yeah

[YourFutureEx]

Stop acting like internet PC police. It's joke and no woman was offended.

#Respect

[DooMguy]

Actually he's calling Swedish "men" *cough cough* sorry 'hen' underprivileged

https://www.digitaljournal.com/article/352108

^ It's only a matter of time. . .

I think 3 of them already voted

[YourFutureEx]

@DooMguy on the rescue!

[DooMguy]

You got that right

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Also I'll add in "whiteknight" just because

[YourFutureEx]

@DooMguy ROLF That's exactly what I was thinking.

[DooMguy]

You have to give him credit for trying though, at least he might be persistent

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[Opinion Owner]

@DooMguy you all are butt hurt?😉😂

[DooMguy]

¿ How did you jump to a conclusion like that? What are you? Left wing?

[BelleGirl21]

Eeeee for meeeeee.

[YourFutureEx]

A 4 I
E 4 U
O!

[BelleGirl21]

Clever!

[YourFutureEx]

Thanks lol. I bet 90%+ users of this website won't understand this.

[jwhit]

Voted A

[Polocrew]

Pee through pee hole

[PLURAL_IDS]

lol.