Do vaccines make you magnetic?

[SpunkNugget]

Hello has anyone experienced becoming magnetic after a vaccination?
I was telling my friend not to vaccinate her little girl because it's really bad. Well she didn't listen and a few days later her daughter payed the price.
She was cycling on a tricycle and a car hit her 😥
It's because of the heavy metals and poisons in the vaccines. I'm just here to warn you and to see who else has experienced this.

[markscott]

Yes. After receiving the flu vaccination, it is recommended that the person stay away from magnets for three weeks. Around the home, large magnets are in items such as microwave ovens, some speakers and some electronic devices. Magnets can also be found in some home power tools as well. In Australia, an elderly woman received the flu vaccine, went home, and cooked a meal. When going to the refrigerator, she got stuck to the door, due to all the kids magnets and such on the refrigerator door. Unfortunately, she could not get loose, and lived alone. It was two days, before her son came by to check on her, and pulled her loose from the door magnets.

[SpunkNugget]

Poor woman, this is why we need better education and not brainwashing chemtrails

[Jquesi]

well known troll lol.

[jacquesvol]

Bovine manure

[Jquesi]

@jacquesvol 😂

[AngerSquares]

Last vaccine I got made me ejaculate strawberry playdough. 😢

[MlleCake]

That is the most idiotic thing I have heard in a long time.

Vaccines do not make humans magnetic.

Stop spreading this nonsense.

[markscott]

MileCake: I hope no one is ignorant to really believe this what I posted about the lady in Australia. It was meant to be too foolish to believe. Sort of a spoof, to demonstrate how foolish it is, to think that a vaccine could have enough metal to make a person magnetic. The metal in the vaccine, which is only in multi-dose viles of the vaccine, is ethyl mercury. It's there as a preservative, and the amount is so minute, that it amounts to almost nothing. And mercury is not a ferrous metal, so it's not even magnetic. The vaccine has no magnetic properties, and has no ferrous metals in it, so it can't make a person magnetic.

[MlleCake]

Except you underestimate the insane but dead serious questions that plague this board

[markscott]

MileCake: If someone believes that taking a vaccine would result in being magnetically stuck to refrigerator magnets for two days, then the issue is not about a crazy story about the magnets. It's an issue of lack of critical thinking, lack of basic knowledge, and gullibility. I take no responsibility these being woefully lacking in some persons. Any reasonable person can see the story is ludicrous.

[briarrose121]

they make me really lightheaded the first few seconds after I get them

[markscott]

That's likely a psychological reaction to receiving the needle and a little pain. It's too soon for the vaccine to directly affect your BP or make you light headed, due to physical issues. That is a common reaction when people receive any needle.

[SpunkNugget]

Non sense. Poisons act in seconds

[briarrose121]

@SpunkNugget I don't think there is poison in vaccines they are meant to keep you from getting sick

[markscott]

SpunkNugget: Do you even realize, that a flu shot is given subcutaneously, and doesn't even necessarily directly enter the blood stream? In fact, you want to avoid hitting a vein. And a flu shot is not a poison, as you so ignorantly said. It is a killed virus or virus protein, that your body reacts to, and makes antibodies, that will fight the flu virus, if you contract it.

[Daedalos]

@markscott I'm pretty sure the dead or weakened virus that gets injected into the body is too weak to activate the immune so so included in the vaccination are toxins that the body WILL recognize making our immune system activate. It's those toxins that are at the crux of the controversy and the side effects they present.. side effects that are different from person to person. In the past, approved vaccinations have cause great harm to many.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I got flu vaccines and pneumonia vaccines and never experience this issue.

[Anonymous]

Are you saying the car was drawn to her because of magnetism? OMG you stupid fuck. What heavy metals were in the vaccine? You probably believe the earth is flat too.

[SpunkNugget]

The earth is flat. Get woke and stop being brainwashed

[outside_Toronto]

You could be on to something here...

[JulieXO]

Nice troll.

[DashboardLight]

What the fuck is your problem?

[DashboardLight]

This is sarcasm though, right?

[jacquesvol]

Bull manure

[WhoDatGuy]

A poor troll effort

[emrox2000]

Lol 😂

[Anonymous]

Eating beef does

[rahul_24]

Interesting

[rahul_24]

Poor woman thou