Guys, Do you wash your hands after you take a piss?

[beebella]

According to Andrew Schulz, you do not.

I wash my hands

I don't wash my hands

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+1 y

This reminds me of the time when my cousin (who is a male) told me that boys don't have to wash their hands when they use the bathroom. I guess it's nice to know that he wasn't totally lying. 🤔

[Lliam]

When I'm in the bathroom, almost always, especially in a public restroom. Although, I don't pee on my fingers. I live on acreage, though, with no neighbors within sight of house. So sometimes I piss outside. It's a luxury that guys can enjoy. We can piss anywhere. When I'm outside and take a piss I don't find washing necessary.

I keep my dick clean. I mean, I shower and rarely walk around with dry pussy juice on it, so touching it doesn't get my hands dirtier than would touching my arm.

[Cammy137]

It depends where I am. If im at home, I often don't. If I'm using a public toilet or someone else's toilet, I do.

[Massageman]

Yes, twice in public restrooms usually, too.

[tenukitanuki]

I don't but I actually do use restrooms purely for the sake of washing my hands if needed. I also stand/squat when I wipe like a fucking wild animal.

Now tell me this, it's after dark in the middle of a foreign city where they don't speak your language for shit. The bubblegut hits you and you pace yourself to the nearest sanctuary. But wait. What's this? A hole in the floor? Is that a little faucet and bowl?

oh yeah, my children. Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moon light? You don't know what you're made of until you've got to use The Hand.

You'll wash your arms for the next 2 days after that bullshit.

[tenukitanuki]

PS - ladies, just put some essential oils in a spray bottle with mostly 50% rubbing alcohol and a little febreeze. Couple spritzes and a cheap hand towel will save your life and make you a happier mother whenever you get caught.

[Dongtai]

No but I’m clean as fuck and I’m disease free. You’re actually killing your bodies natural means of defense against foreign germs when you constantly wash your hands and you increase the chances of getting sick.

You only need to wash your hands if you’re in contact with foreign germs like sick people, strangers, you’ve been touching a lot of surfaces. But washing your hands after touching yourself? Not necessary. You can’t get sick from your own germs and if you aren’t sick or have any diseases you can’t get anyone else sick.

Even if you ARE sick, washing your hands isn’t effective because you’re releasing germs when you breathe.

I bathe every day and unless I get poop or pee on my hands, no I don’t wash my hands.

[Bigfappa]

I KNOW what ur gonna think "ew, sick, disgusting"
well the truth of the matter is we really dont have to wash our hands, i mean its not like we piss on them,
the only thing that comes into contact with out hand when we piss is our foreskin, that is all,
and its not like the foreskin is any different from any other part of skin on ur body,
i know its easy to assume there's loads of germs there cos its ur genitals, but there really isn't,
our foreskin isn't wet and moist and smelly like the inside of a girls virgina... its dry.. well... not dry but... its pretty much the same as the skin on ur leg or ur arm or something, and u dont feel like u got germs all over ur hands after u touch ur arm do u?
well same with my dick, thats why i dont wash after peeing, cos i really dont need to

[Bigfappa]

and its that im jus being lazy, if i really felt like my hands had tonnes of germs on, like if i jus picked up a pile of dog shit or something, then id clean them,
but i jus never feel gross enough to bother cos my dick is literally germ free,
also i never sweat down there

[Bigfappa]

i mean its not that im being lazy*

[Jjpayne]

There are many that don't including my dad, the shape of water had a male character say a man or I should only have to wash my hands one time which I am sure meant before for germs before touching but not after. But I for one do wash afterwards :) I'm not sure why men have that logic :(

[Bad_Man55]

Guess it just depends. I've had times were I do and some when I dont. Really i feel like my hands are dirtier than my dick so I'll sometimes wash or use hand sanitizer before takin a piss. Washing my hands after takin a piss is not bc I feel my junk is dirty but bc of being in a bathroom where all the surfaces are usually germ infested lol

[Kapakani]

I'm a germaphobe so. I scrubbed them things after even going in the bathroom rather I use it or not haha. So after officially using it... I most definitely will.

[lacaras]

Always with soap and water in a public restroom, at home, ehh sometimes just water if I'm busy with something. I wash my hands pretty frequently anyway, anytime they're visibly soiled and anytime before I eat or cook something (or while I'm cooking if I was handling raw meat or something)

[Badballie]

I can say with real confidence, my dick is very clean and urine has not poisoned anyone. The problem is guys who have not been circumcised have smegma between their foreskin and the penis head. If they don't wash properly after sex, it starts to smell very fishy circumcised men should also was their penis's after sex. We have a special hand shower in our shower to do that, or a basin will suffice. how can you expect your partner to go down on you if it stinks? Would you go down on her?

[SkipStop]

One man does not speak for all men.
I always wash my hands after bathroom business. It's common sense in my opinion. But I used to have stomach problems so I try to stay as clean and healthy as possible by washing my hands.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes i wash my hands after going to the bathroom , my cousin uses the bathroom
and doesn't wash her hands after wiping herself after pissing. Now that sucks
i recently made a similar question up about this.

[Anonymous]

to be fair i've seen a few guys come out of toilet and walking right out without washing their hands. but at the same time i've seen some women who looked really neat with their clean clothes and everything but they were the filthiest people i know so i don't really trust women with hygiene and if someone were to serve me food i'd prefer it to be a man

[Kaneki05]

Duh, i miss it sometimes. But hardly never especially if i know i am eating or doing something with my hands.

[buttcrackjoe]

I can piss without touching my dick. The less we use antibacterial soap the less superbugs we have. Unless your job is medical or food prep. If you take a shit wash your damn hands regardless

[coolbreeze]

I wash my hands all the time. I observe many guys who don't wash their hands in the bathroom.

[AynonOMouse]

BS. I always wash my hands. Actually whenever I have a new guest in my house, after they use the restroom I pretend to need to use it after and I check if the soap is wet from use or not.

[valentine74]

I wash my hands first because my genitals are super clean and my hands are usually covered in dirt and oil so when I grab my penis I want to grab it with clean hands. If that makes sense

[markscott]

I always was my hands after peeing if there is a way to do so.

[GuidoThePizzaMaker]

I wash my hands every time. I know my roommates don't because I hear the toilet flush, but i never hear the sink run

[andreasderjuengere]

Usually I do. Only when I know that I am going to shake hands with someone I don't like - I purposely don't.

[Anonymous]

I have a shower every day and so my dick is very clean. You just never know if a girl will give me a BJ. Our hands touch more things than our dick and i only wash my hands if i got wet.

[DDpsy]

Yes I wash it every time. But indeed only because someone might see me. My dick is cleaner than my hands.

[SirRexington]

I do. Though most don't. And often if we do it's just rinsing our hands off either water.

[SirRexington]

With water*

[Lman3000]

Nope I walk right pass the sink, I don't care what you think, if I didn't piss in my hands I ain't washing them

[No_Archons]

sometimes at my house I don't, but generally I do. If I can get away without touching anything I will avoid it sometimes

[Juxtapose]

I'm not some unhygienic animal, I most definitely wash my hands to help prevent the spread of diseases and whatnot.

[Lliam]

Is your dick diseased? Haha just kidding.

[Sabretooth]

No, but but I sit. Go ahead and make fun of it-but I'm not the one who has to worry about splashing it on myself-nor do I have to deal with a woman complaining about me leaving the seat up.

[Sabretooth]

I deal with enough complaining

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Of course! And it drives me fucking NUTS when people DON"T

[IronSheep]

I do. I was taught to wash my hands after every trip to the restroom.

[AnimeMan205]

I mean, when I'm home, I don't, but at Public places, I do!