Do you have anxious shits?

[Anonymous]

Girl you know I do

Boy you best bet I don't

Other

[Unable]

This might be your best question yet

[Asker]

I agree

[Unable]

This might even be better than my question that made it to the front page

[Asker]

Your questions stink as much as my farts do

[Unable]

Almost came thinking of that

[Asker]

lol‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Cringe]

Fucking idiot

[Asker]

MHO‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Cringe]

Cringe

[_no_one_]

I shit so calmly (even if i be shitting my pants) , so no one would ever know if i even shit.

[Sonorous]

only when the toilet seat is hot

[Asker]

I used the toilet before you, wouldn't recommend going on it after me

[Sonorous]

I planned ahead (because I knew you would use it before me) so I used it before you

[Asker]

ew..

[Sonorous]

but you didn't know so is it really that ew tho

[Asker]

that's precisely why

[Sonorous]

Exactly. It's why it's not ew

[Asker]

I'm shitting rn

[Sonorous]

I feel like shitting is code for something else 🤔

[Asker]

lol‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Sonorous]

THERE MUST BE A DEEPER MEANING! AND I MUST CRACK IT!

[Asker]

I'm shitting rn

[Sonorous]

I believe I have found my purpose in life

[Asker]

I'm constipated rn

[Sonorous]

*writes in notepad*

[Asker]

yeah write that down, also write down "urochezia"

[Sonorous]

*keeps notepad down on lap while pondering even deeper*

[Asker]

Yeah, deeper

[Sonorous]

*ponders in deepest*

[Asker]

Keep pondering, kid

[Sonorous]

why did u just say that like some slightly empathetic anime villain would

[Asker]

Maybe someday you'll understand

[Chris_is_drunk]

I love taking a shit, there's no anxiety about it.

[exitseven]

No, when I am anxious I get back spasms instead.

[Lucid_Dreams]

Umm nope

[moonpie89]

You know I do.