Why do 💁‍♀️ women bleed unfertilized eggs while 🐔 hens push them out?

[RosieMelts]

lol I was reading up on it and the comparisons with animals

<I don’t think anyone can answer this for sure, but still interesting to guess.>

Menstruation, in theory, is our body’s 🧬attempt to ‘protect’ us females from infection 🧫 due to a dead 🧪 and unused egg.

Something along these lines, right?

Anywayss.. I got all happy about it being a 😃🤜 defense mechanism when I thought-

if chickens can ‘pop’ out or push out their underutilized/ uninhabited eggs 🥚

then why do we mammalian women have to bleed it out in a timeframe of 5 to 7 days, instead of a one quick push, like a hen. 🛀 📆

Imagine 💭 just how simple that would be, to push an egg the size of a penny 🪙 or marble out, compared to pushing a full baby and bleeding out?

Excruciating in every worse way possible. Yet I still love it 🥲😂💀

[larry69]

It's your bodies way of pushing out the uterine lining and the egg too. Lots of women suffer from painful periods.

Side note the same muscles that cause the cramping to push out the uterine lining are the same ones for orgasms and sex and masturbation during your period not only feels good and relieves menstrual cramps but can end your periods sooner by a day.

[RosieMelts]

I’m surprised you knew this! Not every girl knows how to shorten her period by day or so 😂 #handyman

[larry69]

One of the reasons I love period sex. Best sex of the month

[RosieMelts]

Haha I see what ya did there 🤓👍

[larry69]

😀 yes

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Because hens poop out the babies in eggs now imaging a baby coming out of a women's ass instead of vagaina you would be happy that you get periods.

Hens don't have separate bith canal their sone connectivity inside their bodies which is joint to pooping passage they give birth through ass

[maltipoo143]

If the egg is unfertilized in a human woman, the levels of estrogen and progesterone drop, thus signaling for menstruation to begin. Hens have a sort of motherly instinct where they seek to nest a clutch of eggs and, hopefully, raise peeps.

[RosieMelts]

Yeah I’m not seeing it, I’m gonna have to read up more on hens to get a better idea 🤔

I think you’re saying our bodies let us know if it’s unfertilized, so we don’t waste time sheltering something that is lifeless, while a hen will sit on an egg for a time period due to her motherly instinct, and she will have no way of knowing the egg is actually good or not, unless it rots or an incubation period (to her) is up? Like a time clock? Yeah I don't know.. I have to read up on it. Lol. Feel free to share if you see something I missed tho 🤔

[maltipoo143]

Yeah you basically got the gist of it. Not sure if the hen actually knows if said egg is fertilized or not.

[RosieMelts]

Interesting 🤔 I just don’t understand why the method of us expelling the egg cannot resemble the method performed by the hen.

Why not almost essentially “poop the egg,” instead of it being broken down and flushed out with blood 🤔

I couldn’t understand why we couldn’t do it consciously or manually, ourselves, instead of our bodies doing it reflexively on its own.

Majority of women complain about periods turning up unannounced lol but it’s also intriguing how we don’t have any real control over that.

It’s not a conscious or physiological effort it just sort of happens, and quite painfully too 🥲

[maltipoo143]

I think the reason we don't poop it out is because of the location of the uterus. There is no cavity that would allow anything within the uterus to enter the anus. I'm sure it wouldn't be much of a pain for the ova and the vaginal tissue to solidify so we can pop it out of the vagina. Not quite "pooping" it out. I don't have a finite answer for why we can't exactly expel the egg manually, though varying levels of stress can cause period irregularity, i. e. early or late periods. Same with body weight, like a heavyset woman or a slender woman might have irregular periods as well.

[RosieMelts]

Wrong choice of words for sure definitely didn’t mean for the egg to come out of the anus 🤣

Yeah good points though. Surely we can’t control it but we can somewhat influence the time based off of the info you shared.

Thanks for this feedback! Super helpful to consider when brainstorming this topic 😊🙏

[AngelOfLight258]

All the stuff that you bleed out (or what would grow into it) is inside the egg. But because we give birth to live young there is no hard casing to protect the embryo and what's needed to nourish it inside.

[RosieMelts]

Okay this is actually helpful so it would be messy regardless because of no hard casing, but couldn’t we flush it out in a mandatory way? Instead of our body doing it for us? Both males and females consciously push fecal master and liquid waste in just seconds. Why couldn’t we push out the egg and blood in a shorter amount of time?

Is it to ensure all of it gets completely flushed out and nothing breaks down inside of our body?

[AngelOfLight258]

Given that a lot of animals have a place of residence (like a den) randomly dropping waste there would jeopardize their health and would be selected against.

[RosieMelts]

alright! Cool facts! 😲😃

[WindAtMyBack]

Because if women pushed them out first, then fertilized them, they'd have to be pushed back in.

[RosieMelts]

lol nuuuu nu I see what you mean I’m just saying a girl can bleed out the bad egg or pop out the bad egg in one second and not 5 days

It could be so much easier yet it isn’t 😭 I think this question I rlly messed up on lmfaooO

[WindAtMyBack]

Why not just make new eggs every now and then instead of being a pack rat and keeping a bunch around just in case? Then you wouldn't have to bother with the whole thing.

Maybe you can write to the evolutionary committee and suggest a better way. They are probably a bunch of bureaucrats who will take a couple million years to get around to it.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You’ll have to talk to management on that one & if you do talk to management feel free to ask why do noses run & feet smell?

[RosieMelts]

I love that one. Never gets old 😌

[Static_In_The_Attic]

😈 I would ask management myself however we aren’t on speaking terms. 😈

[RosieMelts]

When you say management you mean like higher deity god etc? Or u mean GaG management team lol 😂 I feel like it should be obvious but oh well

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’ll leave that one up to you to figure out.

[RosieMelts]

Yeah GaG team may be some wiki level experts but I’m gonna have to guess and go with the religious bit 🤓👍

[itsmegrave]

Because it's more painful for the hen to have her eggs fertilized and then expelled from her body.

[RosieMelts]

Lol thankyou for your feedback 😂🤝🥲

[Anonymous]

I think because women wouldn't have the patience to sit on an egg for 20 to 21 days. 🤣

[RosieMelts]

Lol thankyou for your feedback 😂🤝🥲

[innerman]

Hens are tinny, not enough blood to go spilling some around.

[RosieMelts]

I feel like you could possibly be on to something there. I’ll humor this

[convo_king89]

Good question never thought if it

[RosieMelts]

Ikr 😕 I’m gonna try to come up with a decent hypothesis and maybe add to the update if it seems acceptable 🤓👍

[jimmy2]

The eggs get old and breake down so instead of you getting inventions every month you bleed

[joeldalton]

Is this trolling, a joke, or do you not understand the difference between birds and mammals?

[RosieMelts]

You and a lot of people can’t seem to see where I’m coming from. It’s baffling. Let me establish- I know the purpose of the female menstrual cycle, I know the symptoms and the duration. I also understand mammals are and birds are no way related. Humans are the superior mammal and considered to be the top of the animal kingdom/ food chain. I’m asking like water and ice are two different forms of matter!!! Hey can’t a woman pass a solid egg other than bleeding it out because liquefying it or otherwise flushing it out takes longer and it’s done by the body without the women being conscious of it. I wish there was a way women could consciously flush it out in a day as they would pee or otherwise push a baby out in a shorter amount of time than passing an egg with the menstrual blood, over the course of 5 to SEVEN DAYS. I don’t know how else to make this clearer… You either get it or you don’t. It certainly won’t affect someone like you.

[joeldalton]

well sorry you're not a bird.

[RosieMelts]

Same, then I wouldn’t pop out kids that grow up to talk like you.

[joeldalton]

Don’t worry, it’s doubtful you’ll find a guy to marry you.

[RosieMelts]

Yeah they’re all stupid like you- I’ll be much better off helping this planet not grow more idiots like Biden trump Putin and your sorry hairy man ass.

[joeldalton]

Enjoy munching carpet, then.

[RosieMelts]

Go fck yourself and like it cûm brain and fck another brainless woman while ur at it

[joeldalton]

Ok, Are you free tomorrow night?

[RosieMelts]

Nah I’ll enjoy my travels much better- nothing but the best carpet bagger

[RosieMelts]

You’re absolutely brainless to think I’m one of them GO FCK YOUR STUPID DCK OFF

[joeldalton]

You’re a dumb whore like all of them.

[RosieMelts]

No you 💋

[Shamalien]

Fellers, that was a really sad display. Apologize and make up

[RosieMelts]

@Shamalien lol you’ve done worse and the whole world knows it. Oh you’re a guy though? Glad you’re not on my team

[joeldalton]

@Shamalien see what you get for being a white knight, lol.

[RosieMelts]

A snow flake better yet a fcking cûm covered snow flake- go kiss his azz for the rest of us

[Shamalien]

White knight 😂 bruh you know me better than that. U drunk? I’m condemning you both equally. y'all r like children out here

[Shamalien]

@rosiemelts what specifically have I done?

[Shamalien]

…cause bitches ent birds? 😂

[RosieMelts]

In response to your other comment- yeah kids like to argue for no reason- I like to defend my ideas/beliefs/ and myself. I have no problem doing that. What’s worse? I couldn’t list them all but for everyone to see here, it’s you calling women “btches” instead of women. You did that with no help, not me. Do me a favor? Find a business and mind it.

[Shamalien]

You know I was initially thinking that you and Joe were both being tarded, but upon reading this…you’re just looking to get offended

[RosieMelts]

No I was looking for a ‘perfect humanity,’ but I found a bunch of snots and you’re just shoving your face into an A and B conversation which is now.. kind of amusing. That’s all you’ll ever be good for: is serving some kind of sick amusement for me. Wish to continue? Or move on and mind that business 🤙

[Shamalien]

Eugh, begine foul demon

[RosieMelts]

Lmfao he’s stuck in the dark ages- the ages where women are witches and ghosts are real. 🤣

It’s 2022 so that must mean a turd like you believes in succubus? Or if anything hopes for, if he can’t get any simple-minded lady.

Here let me talk a language you can understand:

“Eugh, begine foul demon also!” 😁🖕