How do I stop farting in my sleep?

[Anonymous]

My boyfriend told me I fart a lot in my sleep, how do I stop that?

[Truthatanycost]

You can reprogram your subconscious while you sleep using supraliminals that are slightly sped up. Another way is to listen to 'silent' subliminal during the day that instruct your subconscious mind to tell your behind not to fart during sleep. This is assuming you actually do this, and he's not just trolling you. I would record sleep time for a while using a digital recorded and then play it back. You could set it to record when it detects sound.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I don't know, but that's hella funny. You have just condemned my wife to the next prank. I will now start telling her that she farts uncontrollably in her sleep. For some reason, I'm also going to tell her she licks her lips and goes "Oh yum yum yum" every time she farts.

This. Is. Going. To. Be. Hilarious!

[Asker]

Hahahaha! I swear it’s the worst! I panicked so hard today when he told me 😂🥹

[Anonymous]

I get so worried that I will do this with my boyfriend that I don't hardly sleep when I'm with him (in a long distance relationship)

[Asker]

Girl tell me about it ! I’m so embarrassed

[Opinion Owner]

I totally understand. That is so embarrassing. I would just die if he told me that.

[TrueConfection]

Don't consume anything other than water within 2 hours of going to bed. Be sure you're getting enough fiber during the day.

[Anonymous]

Well maybe start by figuring out if there’s something that is causing you to have excessive gas then quit consuming it. It could also be a medical issue as well if it’s in excess.

[VikingWarLord]

You eating a lot of beans and tacos from the taco truck there little one

[Asker]

HAHAHA

[Asker]

Might be right

[VikingWarLord]

tell'em to add some extra hot Jalapenos next time so at least the farts smell worth a damn for your boy toy.

[smilelots]

Its what your eating that makes you fart so see what has made that problem and do something about it ,, its a gas build up from food.

[Andres77]

don't eat after 7.

don't eat LOTS of garlic or cabbage.

[hbg84]

You don't. Its an involuntary bodily function you can't control while sleeping

[Anonymous]

Um you dont.. Its not an issue. EVERYONE farts. Literally everyone. If it bothers him you should find someone else.

[Adam1978]

Check your diet. But don't expect to go to zero.

[MementoMori777]

Tape? 😂

[Pterodon]

You can’t and it’s normal

[bowenw]

You can't.