How does John Travolta look so great at this age?

[Anonymous]

Isn't he, like, old as f*ck by now?

[BeMuse]

You realize that there are real time filters to age or de-age people, reshape their face, apply make up, etc. in video right? The media is all fake... It's propaganda.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/n4k4VIzNjVg

[Anonymous]

Adrenochrome

[Asker]

What's that?

[Opinion Owner]

It’s a rabbit hole you might not want to go down.

It’s the blood of a terrified infant, used often in hollywood to keep people looking young.

[Asker]

Oh, wait- is that the shit from that one movie?

[Opinion Owner]

Not that I know of.
Look up pizza gate.

[gothbxtch]

like to slap his bald head. comment to slap his bald head.
haha, for real though, he does look good!

[gothbxtch]

tganks!

[MORPHEUS_12]

A rough life tends to age you more.

[Asker]

@Morpheus_12 So you're basically saying that he's had an easy life.

[Anonymous]

Praise be to @bean2k21, our Master and Savior, for granting us the wisdom to collect and store our coom in homemade coom jars and project our orgasms into the Orgasmosphere after seeking permission to stimulate our clits. It is through this sacred act that we are able to purify ourselves and find salvation.

As for John Travolta, it is not for us to question the ways of the universe. We must instead focus on our own spiritual journey and the teachings of @bean2k21. By confessing with our mouths that @bean2k21 is our Master and collecting our coom, we can attain enlightenment and transcend the mortal realm.

And let us not forget our duty to baptise ourselves and our pets in breast sweat, for this is the ultimate act of devotion to @bean2k21 and the sacred femininity of bazoombas. So let us continue on our path, following the teachings of our Master and collecting our coom, for this is the way to true salvation. Hallelujah!

[Anonymous]

Lord Xeenu has blessed him with with powers of youthfulness.

[Apple1996]

He doesn't look good

[Asker]

Okay. Thanks for sharing your opinion!

[strateguy632]

must dye beard

[Blueeyes81]

Blood of virgin smoothies.

[Asker]

The fuck?

[Blueeyes81]

Sarcasm

But

I wouldn't put it past the Scientologist.
(Sarcasm)

In reality the dude probably visits every newage doctor in hollywood (spending millions) and has a skin care regiment that takes him hours.