Have you ever broken a bone?

[gothbxtch]

yeah ;((

nope >:3

[Staximus]

Right big toe from slipping off a curb, right middle finger knuckle punching through a brick, right index finger from knocking down a 300 pound dude boxing without hand wraps, might have cracked the back of my skull strong if the back of a moving scooter while on acid (seemed like a good idea at the time until my foot and head traded places instantly) cracked left jaw joint from getting hit in the head with a steel pipe while getting jumped by 2 dudes, might have broke my neck when I rolled my 73 Blazer and got ejected from the vehicle and landed on my head, cracked right eye socket from getting kicked in the face by a giant fat chick while fighting 2 of her friends on the ground, cracked face on the street next to my nose from crashing my bike at 25 miles an hour, cracked left inner eye socket from my drunk brother blindsiding me because he's a dick, cracked right eye socket again from fighting two 300 pound drunk cholos in Thanksgiving night because one of them punched my friend for no reason. Basically I'm dumb and have a head like a bowling ball. The moral of the story is play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Staximus]

Stepping of the back of a moving scooter

[Leapfrog00]

Yes, on more than one occasion! Last year, I fractured my left foot in 3 places. I had to walk with a walking cast for 4 months because it took forever for my surgery to get scheduled. Then after the surgery, I had a regular cast on it, and I had to go into the pediatrist once a week to get it changed out. It itched like crazy! I do not get why anyone would want to become a dr. where you look at feet all day!

I still have the surgical scar. It's a big one too! My female friend told me one day she didn't understand how us guys think scars are so cool. She said girls hate having scars, but guys think it's cool when they get them, lol. I told her, hey, they tell a story! Every time someone sees my foot, they're going to ask how I got it anyway, so it makes a great story!

It was funny. When I was walking on the crutches, sometimes I had to go shopping, and those electrical wheelchairs they have at the store, I got stuck in the store not once but 3 times one day because the batteries on them kept going dead. Crazy!

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Does breaking a nose count?

I was hit pretty hard in childhood at school and it deformed my nose a lot.

[gothbxtch]

yikes i’m so sorry!

[collie22]

Broke my arm in the 4th grade then my heart in the 12th grade 😊

[Lynx122]

Yes I've broken my arm. I didn't break my leg but I've had a leg injury twice that basically was the same as breaking my leg. One time I overstretched my ligaments when I was a kid trying to see how many steps I could jump down without crashing and my heels landed on the last step and slid to the side and I landed badly ^^ The other time I was doing sports and this guy put his foot under mine when I was landing and I twisted my ankle badly and I couldn't do sports for 8 weeks. Wow I'd never think that 60% of people didn't break a bone yet in their life I thought that happens to everyone when you're young XD

[Lliam]

Nothing major.

Hairline fractures in my left ring and middle fingers in 9th grade playing football. I had to have them splinted together for a while.

In my mid-30s, I may have cracked some ribs when I crashed an ATC trike into a pile of boulders at the bottom of a hill one night. I never got X-rayed, but it sure hurt for a while. I'm lucky I didn't get killed that time.

The top joint in the top joint of my right pinky finger when I was about 45. Some road rage guy attacked me and I knocked him down with a punch to the face. I didn't even feel anything but I noticed later that the tip of my finger wouldn't straighten. They had to operate and put pins in it, but it healed fine.

[Jazzy54]

Yup. Several times. I have a bone condition in which my bones break easily.

[gothbxtch]

yikes i’m sorry, that sounds rough!

[Jazzy54]

Thanks. I’m pretty tough. I haven’t broken anything in over 20 years. I just have to be extra cautious.

[Anemone978]

Nah I fell out of trees, off fences, off my bike and never broke anything.. Either my falls were not that bad or I just know how to land to not get majorly hurt lol

[ShesRad80]

foot, hand and spinal fractures 3 to be exact in the spine

[nolabels]

I broke a collar bone, then on a separate occasion had an accidental amputation of a portion of one foot, breaking numerous bones.

[Avcfhcic]

My first and only break was in January when I punched a goal post in anger and totally broke my knuckle lol.
9 x rays in a month was worrying

[Pyrofox]

Never broke a bone but fell on ice, hard enough to knock the wind out of my lungs and feel like I had instantaneous covid all in 2 seconds. (PS: this was on my tail bone so it felt like pain was all over.) XD.

[Screenwriter]

Three: shoulder, ankle and fifth toe bone. I'm a busy woman...

[MemeSupreme]

yep, my collarbone when i was 14. i was stupid while riding a skateboard lmao

[Curiosity2006]

I've had suspicions, ironically I wasn't really sure. But I believe it was a torn shoulder.

[DryGermanGuy]

Only when I am moonlighting as debt collector. :-)

[AviatorTom]

Nope. I have been very fortunate. Never had any injury where I had to see a doctor. Yes, I've fallen gotten some bruises, pulled some muscles, cut myself, but nothing serious.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Nope... dislocated a finger, but I just popped that shit back into place. Shit was starting to hurt, so fuck a doctor.

[NotInterestedSorry]

Broke my arm. I also sprained my pinky toe boy that was extremely painful, more painful than my broken arm

[RoseySarah]

Yes twice!

Once on my honeymoon and the first in soccer.

[Anonymous]

Guy got into an argument with my girlfriend and hit her a slap and kicked her in the stomach on the ground. I got there before the police, I shattered his check bone, broke his leg and some ribs when he fell.

[ChiTown33]

Not till the past couple years. I was unbreakable till my 40's. In the last 3 years I broke 4 metatarsals in one foot and my fibula (ankle) of my opposite foot.

[SnowedIn]

Knock on wood, nothing broken yet.

[gothbxtch]

knock knock!

[EmmaMary]

Fingers crossed and touching wood, fortunately not.